Fennies and Oddities

Annual X-mas Lists

OK...so you're brave enough to visit my annual X-Mas lists. And now it's time for the DISCLAIMER before you go any furthur. Normally, I wouldn't do this, but in this day and age where the First Admendment's Freedom of Speech is under attack, particularily when it comes to the Internet, I feel that this is necessary, just so there will not be any misunderstandings...

My Annual X-mas lists are meant to be funny. They are social and political commentaries (sort of) and not meant to slander, attack in any way shape or form, nor do more then poke fun at the world today. If you feel that you may be offended, please, do us both a favor and do not proceed any furthur...

I know --- you guys are all sitting here, wondering how I have enough time to write all this crap. Well, the secret is...I've mastered the art of cloning (just call me Dolly...or Rei)! Think about it. I never seem to sleep, I get a jillion things done, go out almost every night and every weekend, answer and post several hundred e-mails a day, and whenever you see me, I'm generally eating. Well, they weren't all "real" mes. They were my doppelgangers (by the way, ever wonder why the Germans coined the word doppelganger??? I mean, do they really have that big of a problem with having duplicate people? Maybe they know something about cloning that the rest of the world doesn't???)...

But worry not...just because there are multiple fennies, doesn't mean that you have to get a gift for each one of me. Well...unless you really want to...but let this be a guide for you when you are trying to figure out what to get me, either for X-Mas, my birthday, Labor Day or any other holiday that you can think of...

OK then...with out further ado, and season's greetings and blah, blah, blah...here is my annual Fenny's Gimme Gimme lists!!!

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