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Top 10 Summer Camps
NOT to Send your Children To

    10. Tommy Lee's - Camp Kickachickee

    9. Lorena Bobbit's - Camp Cutaweewee

    8. Tanya Harding's - Camp Wackaneenee

    7. Kenneth Starr's - Camp Catchacrookee

    6. Louis Farakahn's - Camp Killawhitey

    5. O.J. Simpson's - Camp Killachickee

    4. Michael Jackson's - Camp Grabbakiddie

    3. President Clinton's - Camp Getahoochie

    2. Ellen Degeneres' - Camp Lickacoochie


    And the Number 1 camp not to send your kids to.....

    Monica Lewinsky's - Camp Suckaweewee


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