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Pilot Service Requests for Maintenance Crews |
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(Don't let these scare you about air travel any more than any other tidbits you hear in the news.) From the * squawk sheets *:
Problem: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
Problem: Test flight OK, except autoland very rough.
Problem #1: #2 Propeller seeping prop fluid.
Problem: The autopilot doesn't.
Problem: Something loose in cockpit.
Problem: Evidence of hydraulic leak on right main landing gear.
Problem: Number three engine missing.
Problem: DME volume unbelievably loud.
Problem: Dead bugs on windshield.
Problem: Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces a 200 fpm descent.
Problem: IFF inoperative.
Problem: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
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