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Ah must admit Ah'm somthin' of a predator when it comes to men. Ah'm not much interested in theah ideas of conversation, `cause the sort `a man Ah want to - ah - devour ain't the sort Ah've much interest in talkin' to. Call it a quirk - Ah don' much care foah mixin' friendship an' sex, when it comes to men.
Tha's probably `cause mah shoat-term an' long-term preferences are absolute contradictions. Fact is, ah think bein' picked up an ovahwhelmed by a big, strong hairy man to be real hot - but Ah ain't `bout to tolerate that sorta behaviour from anyone ah'd call a friend. It would conflict with mah feminist principles. Ah suppose mah taste in men does, too, but truth be told, Ah find th' idea of shockin' mah sisterhood titalatin' as all hell.
Even when Ah agree with such folks as are leadin' the charge `gainst patriarchial domination, Ah sometimes also feel that what they really need is a good hard... Well, Ah won' get moah specific.
But, havin' tried `em all, Ah must say that a good sisterly friend equipped with a prosthetic ain't no damn substitute foah a man; thas' a whole `nother sort of treat, lot of fun, y' unnerstand, but not the same thing at all.
Acourse, Ah'm picky. Ah happen to know what Ah should be able to `spect from from a man in bed, `cause Ah've got the uncomfortable privilidge of livin' inside the head of one, so Ah don't take no crap an' no five minute engagements.
Ah s'pose Ah must admit that Ah view men - at least some men - as pure sex objects. It's kinda uncomfortable to admit, but there `tis. an', to be fair, when Ah'm leerin' at some stud-muffin that's fillin' out his shorts fore an' aft th' way Ah laik, Ah'm not adverse to bein' objectified mahself. Usually when Ah'm in that mood Ah'm wearin' somethin' that our mothah woulda said was "advertisin'", `cause thas' what Ah'm doin'!
Now, les' take a pause foah rationality. Ah know as well as anyone that this is risky behaviour. Ah take all kinds of precautions to minimise mah risks, because although Ah exist in a shamanic reality, Ah kin get jus' as hurt oah dead as anyone from doin' somthin' stupid. But ah'm not as stupid as it sounds at first - ah always have a friend with me an' Ah've got a startlin' an' well-educated capacity foah sudden violence mahself. Thas' aside from disease precautions which are different foah a shamanic lifeform but ever' bit as needful. Ah'v had a couple close calls, too, but foatunately nothin' fatal foah anyone involved an Ah plan to keep it that way.
But tha's the real point Ah'm makin heah. Ah plan on livin' to a ripe old age an' don't want excess corpses clutterin' up mah karma jus' foah the sake of slakin' mah hungers, `cause in the final tally, need be, Ah kin get by with a cucumber an mah lurid `magination.
So it's somethin' Ah spend a bid moah energy an thought on that it maight firs' appear, an' thas' a good rule to live by. Takes a lot of preperation to be spontainous.
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Copyright 1997, Bob King