Fahey \fay - hee\ n. [From the Gaelic] - A lad with reddish hair and a beard whose father protects bog turtles and who plays the clarinet and the bassoon. He likes to wear flowered shirts and green loafers. His parents are two nice people named ****** and *******. His mother does not like drinking or drugs, and his father does not like poachers. Contrary to popular belief, Fahey's real first name is not Fahey. Although it is used only in his home and on official documents, his real name is Brian. This Irish lad just started classes at Georgia Tech, where he is studying all sorts of intelligent and difficult things that are quite beyond me. Ths picture above is not entirely accurate at the moment because little Fahey had to shave his beard for a job. It is growing back now, though, so soon he should be back to normal. If you ever want to talk about turtles, religious hypocrisy, Jethro Tull, Billy Joel, King Missile, or how stupid government is, Fahey is your man.
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