Midnite Kick-Guard Gas-Powered Chain-Saw Portable Do-It-Yourself Barber Kit!
(Product #0001ouch!)

You're heard about it, you've read about it, you've even seen it on TV (okay, so it was a consumer protection program pointing out a few little safety issuess)! 

Now is the time to get in on the first tier to market this in your home town. Instructions and bandaids are included in each package! If you can't market it as a barber tool, remember, it can be used to even table and chair legs in the home, to clip off a neighbor's offending tree limbs, and even cut your way through red tape. 

Caution: should be used in a well-ventilated space. Worried about safety? Worried about exhaust fumes? Worried about its unwieldliness? Worried about OSHA? Worried about the EPA? 

Remember our motto, "We don't care! ..." 

Available today at special prices and a discount for volume buying.


 
Another fine tier marketing product (read: MLM) from those fine, upstanding (well most of them can stand when they're not totally snockered) uncaring folks at Midnite Zipper Company, a fly-by-nite outfit, where our motto is, 

"We don't care, we don't have to!

Give us your money today!

Click on the offerings below to learn about Midnite Zipper Company, or it's other fantastic product marketing opportunities.


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