INSTANT H2O
(Product #7319bilk)

This is it!!! The ultimate left-right jab! We sold a couple of these babies right up until the time some guy from the FTC took exception to our advertising practices. 

Now, back by popular demand, is the world-famous Instant H2O. 

That's right!!! All you've got to do is add water! Shown here in two flavors, City Slicker for the metro crowd, and Country Fresh for those who prefer the burbs. Sold in case lots, can opener slightly more.

Another fine tier marketing product (read: MLM) from those fine, upstanding (well most of them can stand when they're not totally snockered) uncaring folks at Midnite Zipper Company, a fly-by-nite outfit, where our motto is, 

"We don't care, we don't have to!

Give us your money today!

Click on the offerings below to learn about Midnite Zipper Company, or it's other fantastic product marketing opportunities.


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