Midnite Zipper Company's Glow In The Dark Jesus

Midnite Zipper Company A Fly-By-Nite Outfit, proudly brings you another new never-before-seen on the WWW opportunity to make big bucks

in our new fantastic marketing plan for our great products. These are exclusively ours, you won't find these anywhere else!!

Midnite Zipper Company, brings you this ground floor opportunity to invest in our newest product:

This is it, the soon to be family heirloom, glow in the dark dashboard-mountable Jesus!

That's right, they'll be lining up to purchase this beautiful acrylic glow-in-the-dark rendering, and it will soon become a family heirloom, passed down from generation to generation because of its exquisite beauty (not to mention the fact that it is illegal in 37 states to dispose of it unless done so by a hazmat team). For a small investment, roughly equivalent to the value of a substantial home, you can become a direct distributor of this masterpiece today!

Midnite,where our motto is "We don't care, because we don't have to," will help you market these lovely pieces, giving you the expertise of our marketing majors (privacy constrictions preclude our having marketing minors! ).

For instance, note how we help with overcoming objections below:

So what if someone notices that they look more like Fidel Castro than Jesus?
We don't care!
Just market them as a cigar holder or a nightlight, after all, they do glow in the dark!

So what if you can't sell them or even give them away?
We don't care!

So what if you can't make your payment for the shipment?
Then we care!!!!

Soooo, you're asking yourself,

"How can I take advantage of this great opportunity?"

Here it is, our marketing plan for you!!!!

* No cost to sign up and start earning commissions.

* $4,999 Senior Distributor Kit - includes training materials and video

Don't have that much money? We don't care!!!! We also don't ship, see how nicely that works out?????

* No monthly requirements on DISTRIBUTOR levels

(of course, you might want to eat, so you'd best hustle!)

* OPTIONAL: storage site for 10,000 units -

What??? Think you'll store these in your home????

ranges from $390 - $890 depending on options.

Nationwide Seminar/Training:

Locations and dates will be announced soon! Or whenever we get around to it, but don't hold your breath!

A mere $790 fee includes distributor kit and more. Seating is limited and reservations are required. Contact your sponsor for registration forms.

Don't have a sponsor????We don't care!!!!

If you want, a meeting near you can be arranged for your closest friends and in-laws up to 400+ people, contact your Enroller.

Don't have an enroller????We don't care!!!!

Include resume if you want to host a meeting. This is the BEST opportunity in the history of MLM. Reserve your spot in a meeting to establish yourself as a leader!

Don't like our products?We don't care!

Take a look at our other great products available for you to distribute. Public demand increases every day, so check out the information on our company and its fantastic products, guaranteed to make your dreams come true!

Another fine tier marketing product (read: MLM) from those fine, upstanding (well most of them can stand when they're not totally snockered) uncaring folks at Midnite Zipper Company, a fly-by-nite outfit, where our motto is,

"We don't care, we don't have to!

Give us your money today!

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