Heed these warning signs as they might just save your life.
HE WAS A QUIET MAN
Take note of any shy, loaner types and record their actions. Does he leave his domicile at peculiar hours? Does he carry a duffel bag on many of these mysterious excursions? Does he own a chain saw but live in an apartment in the city? If he does, he may just be a redneck-but it is more likely that he is a real serial killer.
POINTY THINGS
If you notice your neighbor fondling sharp objects like hedge shears or a drafting compass keep them at safe distance--20 feet to one mile should do nicely.
NO REST FOR THE WICKED
What is the suspect's occupation? You can tell alot from a man's toil. For instance, if he is a house painter with many large auburn-brown drop clothes but very few brushes or rollers you would be wise to warn the authorities now. After all, its alot easier to reconcile a false police report than it is to come back from the dead.
Now time for helpful hints how to avoid a serial killer
Helpful Hint #1
Put the number "9," "1," and "1" in your speed dialer. That way you only have to press one button in case of attack
Helpful Hint #2
No matter how hard up you are for a date never go out with a house painter, handyman or recluse. Many house painters, handymen and recluses are normal, average Joes but it never hurts to play it safe.
Helpful Hint #3
Avoid these unfortunate career decisions: prostitute, hitchiker, or runaway.
Helpful Hint #4
Do not be anemic, young victim type. History has shown us that the weak and frail are often the first to be thinned from the heard.
Helpful Hint #5
If you suspect anyone of being a serial killer (and you should suspect just about every one), avoid all contact with them. As a matter of fact you should ensconce yourself in your home with plenty of dehydrated food and fresh water. Keep an aluminum baseball bat under your pillow.
