Band Names
If you're like most retards, er, musicians, you've probably had a horrible time coming up with an appropriate name for your band. And you know names are important! Would the Beatles have been the same band if they were named the Shits? Of course not! And we all know the Shits would have suffered creatively had they been named the Beatles.
So, in the interests of securing America's - nay, the World's musical future, I, out of the goodness and generosity of my own heart, out of a spirit of cameraderie (and out of percocets until the 8th) have created these band names for you to use.
That's right: pour toi. They are not for me. I don't have a band. I give these names freely and entirely to anyone who wishes to adopt them. All names are guarunteed made up by me. Of course, that doesn't guaruntee they weren't made up by someone else too.
As I am too lazy to put in internal links, you'll have to scroll down to go through the alphabet.
SPECIAL NEW SECTION: BOY BAND NAMES
COOL BAND NAMES
(You knew they would be cool, right?)
INSERT "THE" BEFORE BAND NAME WHERE APPROPRIATE
A is A
Abbrev.
Abdabs
Abdumbinals
Abnormal
Abraxas
Afghani Stan
Afghanimals
Afghanisteve
Afghanistoned
Afghanistuds
Aggravacation
Aggravated Menacing
Aggravision
Aggro Country
Alpha Males
Alpo Dogs
Alpo Males
Altered Boys
Alternastuds
Alternators
Altrusians
Alzheimer's Disciples
Alzipam
Ambi-Sexuals
Ambidextrose
America Off-Line
Amnesiacs
Anal Vapors
Anal Vipers
Animaniacs
Animatronics
Animaybe
Anti-Drugs
Anti-Sexuals
Antidopes
Antidotes
Approved Credit
Aromatherapy
Assjumpers
Asswipes
Astronazis
Axe Grinders
Axe Murderers
Axis Of Evil
Baby Fat
Baby Gas
Baby Lovers
Back By Popular Demand
Bass Turds
Bass-O-Matic
Beef Strokin' Off
Beefcake
Better Than Roses On Your Piano
("What is ...?" "Tulips on your organ!")
Bi-Curious
Biff Stroghanoff
Bifurcators
Bigus Dicus
Bitch Bombers
Bitch School
Bitchen Utensils
Bitchin' Camaros
Blackamoors
Blackface
Black Iris
Black Russians
Blatant
Bleed On Your Knees
Blorg
Blonde Polacks
Bloopers
Bloviators
Boners
Boombox
Booty Boys
Budweisguys
Buff Children
Bunghoppers
Butorphenol
Butt Bongo Bonanza
Butt Brothers
Butt Lust
Buttmunchers
C.H.U.D.
(Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers - it's a movie, dummy)
Cheap Dates
Cheap Drugs
Cheap Sluts
Cheap Trixie
Chemical Abstracts
Chicks Want Dicks
Chicks With Dicks
Children Of The Corn
Chow Hounds
Chow Yun Fat
Chunk Munchers
Church Of Lauren Ambrose
Clack
Closed For Remodeling
Clutch
Cockamamie Cannibals
Cockhammers
Cocknockers
Cocksucking Lesbians
Coffee Achievers
Commies From Mars
Conway Titty
Cool Ones
Cool-Name Band
Crybabies
Cunts
Demerol
Detritus
Dewds
Dick Cheese
Dick Chicks
Dickless Cheney
Die Another Death
Die Dracula Die
Die Hard-Ons
Die Kunst
Dilaudid
Doggerel
Doggypants
Doggy Downers
Double Dogs
Double Trouble
Drug Enjoyment Agency
Dubya
Duck Soup
Dude, What's A Car?
Dum Dums
Dumb Bunnies
Dumbkopf
Dung Beatles
Dungheap
Dykemagnet
Eczema
EmpTV
Empty Quarters
Epicure
Epicureans
Epicurious
Epidermis
Erection
Erupt
Evil Clowns
Evil Dead
Evil Umpires
Evildoers
Evildoofuses
Ex-Centrics
Ex-Men
Ex-Statics
Exit
Extremely Average
F-Stops
Falafel
Fartists
Fartnockers
Fattitude
Feminazis
Fierce
Fierce Creatures
Flabbergasters
Flaming Creatures
Flaming Queens
Flapdoodle
Fleabags
Flob
Fluidiots
Flunkies
Force Recon
Free Beer
Free Radicals
French Ticklers
Fuckaholics
Fuckholes
Fumunculus
Funkaholics
Funkhaus
Gack
Gasholes
Gasmatronics
Gasoholics
Gasp
Gastronauts
Geek Chorus
Geek Tragedy
Glorp
Gnadenhutten
Gnu Yokels
Gnu
Grecian Formula 17
(the) Gunjj
(fictitious alien vegetable race invented by L. Neil Smith)
Hard-Ons
Hausenpfeffer
Heinekunts
Heinous
Hershey Highwaymen
Het Volk
Hitler Youth
Hitler's Fan Club
Ho'Makers
Home Remodeling
Homey Sexuals
Homunculus
Horehounds
Hot Poop
Hot Rats
Humpamaniacs
Hymie
Hymietown
Hyper
Hypermen
Hypersonic
Hyperventilators
Impatients
In-Patients
Inchoate
Indochinese
Indo-Europeans
Infra-Diggers
Infra Doug
Inhuman Beings
Inmates
Insomniacs
Instamatics
Interlopers
Invisigoths
Jambox
Jenna's Bush
Jewbacca
Jock Itch
Kabuldogs
Kabuldozers
Kabulshit
Ketamine
Kewl Dewds
Kilgore Trout
Knights In Satan's Service
Knuckles Nuclear
Lauren Ambrose's Worshipful Slave Army
Leatherface
Legion Of Beer
Legion Of Idiots
Legion Of Stupid Heroes
Lickers
Limesuckers
Liquid Army
Liquidiots
Liquorama
Lorazipam
Lowest Common Denominators
Lumpectomy
Lumps
Lumpy Gravy
Lupid
Lupus
Lycanthropes
Marijuana Sold Here
Massholes
Master Baiters
Minimum Wagers
Minstrel Show
Mon Chi Chi
Morons
Mr. DeCapitatohead
My Anti-Drug
My Mary Garden
NAMBLA
Nazi Jewboys
Niggerfarts
Nipple Freaks
Nits
Nit Witz
NKVD
None Of The Above
Null-A
Number Crunchers
Nut Baggers
Nutz
Omicron
Operation: S-E-X
Oxycotton Club
Oxymorons
Ozzy Ozporn
Painless Dentistry
Pedophiles
Percocet
Populuxe
Poor Excuse
Poor Relations
Porch Monkeys
Porsche Monkeys
Pornomania
Pornomatics
Pregnant Chads
President Gore
Princess Di's Secret Lover
Problems
Pubic Enemy
Public Enema
Pud Wackerman
Pudwackers
Puppy Lovers
Puppy Uppers
Put It Here
Pz
Quadraphonics
Quatre
Queerbait
Queerballs
Quicklimeys
Quizzlings
Raging Queens
Recon Bravo
Redneck Jewboys
Rednecks of Mensa
Riptadorzov
Rock Hudsons
Rock Lobsters
Rum Dums
Rumpelstiltskin
Satan's Little Helpers
Scumbrellas
Sex Farmers
Seymour Titty
Shadow Government
Shirley Temple's Pussy
Shitkickers
Slim Jims
Slimesuckers
S.L.O.R.C.
(this is a Burmese political party)
Smegma
Smegmasonic
Smegmatronix
Sorry No Beer
Sorry We're Closed
Spanish Fly
Spanish Republicans
Spectres Of Death
Splinter Of The Mind's Eye
Squee-Zits
Stormtroopers Of Decency
Straight Arrows
Superchargers
Superheterodyne
Super-Heteros
Super Het
Sweet Charity
T-Cells
T-Shits
T-Tops
Task Force: PUSSY
Tea Baggers
Titty Twisters
Tongue Blaggard
Trout Fishing In America
Truck Farmers
Tuff Titties
Turbos
Twits
Ty-Di-Bol
Umptyfibrillacs
Uncle Meat
Undead Zombie Dogs
Under Agents
Underwater Basketweavers
Underwerewolves
Underwhere
Uniblab
Updayingyang
Urban Monads
Urban Nomads
Usurpers
V-Necks
Vap-O-Rub
Vapor Lock
Vaporators
Vapors
Vectors
Vektor
Vermillion
Victor Immature
Vicuna
Viet Conga
Vietnumb
Vin Coca
Vipers
Wailin' Jennings
Waka Jawaka
White Rabbits
White Russians
Whore Moan Therapy
William Bonney
Wipe Outs
Womp Rats
Word Jazz
Xyclone
YMSA
(Young Men's Satanist Association, ya dummy)
Y-Jobs
Y-Not?
Yabba Dabba Doofuses
You Guys Are Cool
Your Anti-Drug
Zamboners
Zed
Zed Yeppelin
Zero-Sum Society
Zima
Zimaholics
Zombi-Sexuals
Zombidextrous
Zombie Real Estate
Zont
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