Ren: There's so much to hate about Ren that he's become my favorite character. He's rude, he's bitter, he's completely disgusting, and he harbors evident traces of homosexuality. (For those who think I'm looking for gayness everywhere, you obviously have never seen a complete Ren and Stimpy episode). Plus, you gotta dig that accent.

Favorite Quote: "You filthy mongrel!"

Duckman: Another one who's aim in life is to make everyone around him completely miserable, and have fun doing it. Not bitter, this feller, though. He basks in the glory that is being a complete prick. You gotta love him.

Favorite Quote: "What the hell are YOU looking at?"

Marvin the Martian: Although none of the Warner Bros. characters never appealed to me, two favorite little creations have a place in my heart, Marvin being the first. With delusions of grandeur, this little fellah spends his life plotting the demise of the entire Human civilisation, only to fail miserably at every turn. You have to admire his determination. And that funky walk of his. Not looking too bad for a 50-year old either.

Favorite Quote: "Ooooh, I'm so ANgry!"

Daffy Duck: He's greedy, he's witty, and he's cynical. By now, you should guess what my preferences are when it comes to cartoons. This darling duck is 60 years old, and the other half of my WB favorites.

Favorite Quote: "You're despicable."

Eric Cartman: His mom's an hermaphrodite, he's a vulgar, cynical little bully, and everything that comes out of his mouth either involves 'bitch', 'ass', 'pissed off' or some other vulgarity. And he loves cheesy poofs. He's my kind of guy. Hey Cartman, give me a call when you reach puberty. <snicker>

Favorite Quote: "That's the gayest dog I've ever seen."