Famous Last Words

submitted by Eric, updated by me

• "I know Bob said it looks like real dynamite."
• "Of course it's sturdy."
• "The pin was in there seven seconds ago." (note: grenades go off after eight seconds)
• "What truck?"
• "What could go wrong?"
• "Oops..."
• "I think I turned it off."
• "I'n bwot dwunk."
• "What does this button do?"
• "Do you smell smoke?"
• "Aaaaiieeeeeeee!!!"
• "Auggh!"
• "Oh sh-"
• "It isn't loaded."
• "All right, sir, I won't tell you the building is on fire."
• "It's perfectly safe."
• "Welcome [hic] abord. This is [hic] your, um, captain. [hic]"
• "We'll be fine."
• "I've done this opperation twice already!"
• "Why, the next time I see that axe murderer...."
• "Whoops, I dropped my wallet on the tracks..."
• "Where's my parachute?"
• "No! Not THAT button!"
• "Daddy, what happens if my foot is stuck in the 'lescalator?"
• "I can't swim!"
• "I have complete confidence that Joe can stop them... Oh, hi Joe."
• "Where's my pet tarantula?"
• "What are you going to do, kill me?"

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