Things my 1 Year Old Daughter Has Learned

• Everything tastes better when it comes out of a syringe.
• Sometimes things make a big noise when they hit the floor, and other times it's not so loud. Must continue the experiments.
• The moving stuffed animals hurt when grabbed by the handles.
• Kleenex is magical.
• Most of the toys function by slamming them against the wall.
• The food on their plate is always better.
• When I slam my hands down in the bathtub, Mommy always splashes water in my face.
• Red stuff tastes good. Brown stuff tastes bad.
• Most things can be made into two things before they disappear.
• Until they learn what I'm saying, I'll just have to keep screaming.

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