New Company Mergers in the Making

• Xerox and Wurlitzer: They're going to make reproductive organs.
• Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New company will be called Fairwell Honeychild
• Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler Bakers: New company will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker
• W. R. Grace Co., Fuller Brush Co., Mary Kay Cosmetics and Hale Business Systems: New company will be called Hale Mary Fuller Grace
• 3M & goodyear: mmmGood
• John Deere & Abitibi-Price: Deere Abi
• Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil: Honey, I'm Home
• Denison Mines, Alliance, and Metal Mining: Mine, All Mine
• 3M, J.C. Penney, Canadian Opera Company: 3 Penney Opera
• Grey Poupon & Dockers Pants: Poupon Pants
• Knott's Berry Farm and National Organization for Women: Knott NOW!
• Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, Dakota Mining: Zip Audi Do-Da

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