Bumper Stickers You May Not Have Seen

• If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
• 100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
• Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.
• You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
• DON'T ANNOY ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.
• JESUS SAVES.... Passes It To Gretzky..He Shoots..He..Scores!
• Jesus is coming! Look busy!
• You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.
• Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date!
• Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
• My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom
• All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
• Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
• I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
• WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
• BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
• So you're a feminist...Isn't that precious.
• I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?
• Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
• All men are idiots....I married their king.
• The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
• IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
• Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
• Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
• Out of my mind...Back in five minutes.
• Hang up and drive.
• Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
• I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
• Where there's a will...I want to be on it.
• It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
• Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
• We are born naked, wet, and hungry....Then things get worse.
• Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
• Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
• Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
• Be nice to your kids...They will pick out your nursing home.
• Always remember you're unique...Just like everyone else.
• Honk If You Want To See My Finger

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