Things that are definitely true. . .

but you'll never convince anybody

• Married men who don't wear a wedding ring cannot be trusted.
• The fact that the existence of laws does not always prevent crime is not a good reason not to have laws.
• Politicians lie because voters don't vote for politicians that tell the truth.
• On January 1, 2000 too many people will be disappointed that the 21st century is pretty much like the 20th century.
• Gasoline prices will be triple what they are now by 2005. (Current price in the US about $1.20/gallon. In Canada about $0.60/litre. Give or take.)
• Wanna lose weight? Eat well, and exercise moderately.
• Politicians should not always tell the truth.
• Attention Deficit Disorder affects only a small fraction of children diagnosed with it.
• A can of soft drink with no name on it in the refrigerator of an average office will be stolen within 24 hours.
• Politicians cannot be trusted to know when they should tell the truth and when they should lie. (Well, maybe Jimmy Carter could.)
• If somebody tries to relate the second item on this list to gun control, there will be hell to pay!
• The 21st century really begins January 1, 2001, not January 1, 2000.

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