The Best T-Shirts of the Summer

This was in the "Bob Levey's Washington" column in the Washington Post. Every year he compiles and prints the "Best T-shirts of the Summer":

  1. (around a picture of dandelions) I Fought the Lawn and the Lawn Won
  2. So Few Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me
  3. I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy
  4. God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends
  5. If They Don't Have Chocolate In Heaven, I Ain't Going
  6. At My Age, I've Seen It All, Done It All, Heard It All... I Just Can't Remember It All
  7. My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips
  8. I Just Do What The Voices Inside My Head Tell Me To Do
  9. (Worn by a pregnant woman) A Man Did This To Me, Oprah
  10. If It's Called Tourist Season, Why Can't We Hunt Them?
  11. Senior Citizen: Give Me My Damn Discount
  12. Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog
  13. No, It Doesn't Hurt (on a "well-tattooed gentleman")
  14. (on the back of a passing motorcyclist) If You Can Read This, My Wife Fell Off
  15. I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We're OK Now
  16. (Over the outline of the state of Minnesota) My Governor Can Beat Up Your Governor
  17. Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came. I Saw. I Did a Little Shopping.
  18. What If The Hokey Pokey Is Really What It's All About
  19. I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian
  20. (on the Front) Yale Is Just One Big Party (on the back) With a $25,000 Cover Charge
  21. Coffee, Chocolate, Men...Some Things Are Just Better Rich
  22. Liberal Arts Major...Will Think For Money
  23. Growing Old is Inevitable; Growing Up is Optional
  24. IRS -- Be Audit You Can Be
  25. Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law.

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