Top 10 Things NOT to Say to a Vampire
This was submitted by Eric.
10. Seen your dentist lately?
9. You should get some sun.
8. Obay your thirst.
7. My favorite colour is red.
6. That outfit looks like it's from the middle ages.
5. Are those dentures?
4. Blood, blood, blood, blood, blood...
3. Have you ever read Ann Rice?
2. Have you ever bitten your toungue?
1. Bite me.
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