Slogans and Wise Cracks
- Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
- Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.
- Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
- Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
- Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
- If I throw a stick, will you leave?
- I plead contemporary insanity.
- Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.
- I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes.
- I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
- Allow me to introduce my selves.
- Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
- Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
- Live within my income? Heck, it's all I can do to live within my credit.
- A woman's favorite position is C.E.O.
- Does your train of thought have a caboose?
- Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes?
- Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
- Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
- One of us is thinking about sex... OK, it's me.
- So many freaks, so few circuses.
- Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
- Chaos, panic, & disorder my work here is done.
- Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
- Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth.
- Okay, okay, I take it back! UnF*** you!
- Allow me to introduce myselves.
- Meandering to a different drummer.
- I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
- I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
- I started out with nothing...and I still have most of it left.
- And just how may I screw you over today?
- I majored in liberal arts. Will that be for here, or to go?
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