<>Broken Glass<>
Just a little ditty...
about Jack and Diane, two American kids doing....wait, nevermind.
Sign our
Guestbook...just do it. Mountain Due.
Eat our guestbook
too much la classe de espanol,
how about you?
So...you want to know about us...or maybe you just found yourself lost in cyberspace and ended up here and can't find you way out so you decide to make the best of it and have fun....or maybe you are just absolutely bored out of your mind and find reading about other peoples lives entertaining. Well, whatever the reason, we're glad you came...I think...and we hope you'll stay and enjoy our absolutely obsurd minds. (no, they are not availiable for loan, we already sold them...or did we just lose them..hmmm)
So, tell us about yourself...oh wait, this is a one sided conversation. Hey! We can say whatever we want to you and you have no way of stopping us or talking back. *sinister laugh*
We'll start out your tortue with a lovely dose of the random and insubsequential facts about our lives.
We're beautiful....we like to think that anyway. We enjoy chasing eachother around the house....no lesbian connections in any way what-so-ever, so don't get any ideas. We're both female...yes, we were even born that way. Our birthdays just happen to be a week one year less that a year apart...and no we're not twins..either that or our poor mother was in labor for a really really really really(am I getting the point across) long time. We have different dads....and different moms for that matter. We're bubbles and sugar. No really, we are. We are borg, resistance is futile, you will be assimilated, unless you're data, then we just want you for your body. All that metal is just such a turn on. We are not trecky fans in case you got confused...though we do like watching all the star trecks except deep space nine. We think that people who collect star treck and star wars memorabilia and who collect and trade the cards to them are fruits and need to visis our plant psychology page for anaylysis on whether or not they are actually breathing in the air from this plant..or planet. Whichever. If you're curious as to who "we" are...well, you'll just have to keep reading...but we are all of the things we listed before(including borg, we think as a collective)
