Quotes From Some Not So Famous People
"Guys are like a box of chocolates, you never know which ones have nuts."
--Trisha
"This class makes me puke."
--Kelly
"If you had a sister would you let her run around the house naked?"
--Amanda
"The happy environment is insane."
--Amanda
"Guys are like toilets; they're either occupied or full of shit."
--Jenn
"Strawberry+Watermelon, Starburst Rules!
But Passion Purple comes close!"
--Liz
"Hello, we are earth. We are feeling, creative beings. We are
artists, musicians, writers. We are love and hate. We war and aid. Help
us."
Nick
"In ones search to discover themself, they may destroy what they are looking for."
Nick
"Hi, I'm the shithead."
--Matt
Andrea: "What are you doing?!?"
Amanda: "I'm fouetting my lait."
Andrea: "Ick...."
--Amanda and I (Ask if you really wanna know what was going on, because contrarily to what you may think, we are not perverts)
"Who revealed my sources? I better get off this earthling planet and go back to Zarlok."
--Matt B.
"Actually it is three words. I'm so stupid."
--Matt B.
"Sweetiepie, I'm naked underneath this towel. (I forgot my boxers)"
--Matt B.
"Don't call me darling. It sounds like an old lady talking to me."
--Matt B.
"She looks like she screwed a toaster."
--Zachary (about Seņora Alamo)
"I always encourage cheating"
--Gabrielle
"Can you read my mind and tell me what I'm thinking because I dunno what I'm thinking."
--Gabrielle
"Shut up Brandon!!"
--Unanimous
"You he visto Stan Duchesneau en un Speedo! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
--Seņora Grandchamp
"Smoking makes baby Jesus cry."
--Ricky
"I'm staring at lunk-head over there."
--Gabrielle (about Ali)
"You have hockey today, dontcha stupid boy?"
--Gabrielle
"You call that running girly-boy?"
--Gabrielle
"Hi, see Christ's the name, here's my card."
--Someone
"My feet are doing a jig."
--Gabrielle
Class: "The Armada"
Mr. J.: "And what did they call it?"
Brandon: "A piece of crap."
"Did you drink a lot of booze this morning? Were you doing drugs? Did you happen to sniff anything?"
--Jessie
"So, where's your witchy friend? Out consorting with her dark master?"
--Brent
Virgin Mary: "Mama, I'm pregnant."
Mary's mom: "Did that bastard Joseph?!?"
Virgin Mary: "NO!!!"
--Someone
"If you disobey me, you'll have sinned and I'll cut off your head."
--Someone
Kid: "Why can't I go mommy."
Mom: "Because your friends are assholes."
--Someone
Peasant: "Can we look into the church rules??"
King: "No. Pay us money."
--Someone
"I am assuming that every member of the Student Council has a brain fart."
--Someone
"Ding. Must go to class. Ding. Must eat. Ding. Must have bowel movements. Ding. Must go on yellow bus."
--Someone (criticizing the way schools are run with bells and everything)
"And now....The Ricky Mabe show!!! SHUT UP RICKY!!!"
--Someone
"They sick of you?!?! SO they're finally gonna ship you back?!?!"
--Someone (about Tom going back to Argentina for vacation)
"YOU WANT HIM TO DIE WITH YOU.....KINKY!!!!"
--Laura M.
"The Urban Peasant will live...FOREVER!!"
--Laura M.
"Does this rock prevent me from peeing like there's no tomorrow? That'd be nice!!"
--Laura M.
"I am a farmer's son."
--A history Exam
"I like him, not jump off a bridge to be with him like him, but like him."
--Laura M.
"And Jenn's like..'Stupid Mortals!!'"
--Alex
"Thank God you don't smell like anchovies."
--Cathy
Andrea: "But who could go out with a guy who always agreed with you?"
Cindy: "Exactly. If I wanted a dog, I'd buy one."
"Do you have a set of ovaries or are you that feminine by choice?!?!?!?!?"
--Me and Kal about Matt's 'feminine' side
"YOU ARE MY ESTROGEN QUEEN!!!"
--Me, Kal and Laura again about Matt's 'feminine' side
"He's just a regular old male whore isn't he? I don't know who was worse, him of Don Juan."
--Jez from the MidnightCafe RPG (lonngg story, but if you...nevermind. I thought it was funny.)
"You're always chipper, ain't ya Ice Witch??"
--Mike M.
"Hey, what's up Miss I-Don't-Answer-My-Phone?!!!!"
--Laura M.
"My entire immediate family calls me wiener dog."
--Mike M.
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