Yo mama's so fat...
Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has friends come help.
Yo mama' so fat, she's 36-24-36... but thats her forearm, neck, and thigh!
Yo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
Yo mama's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.
Yo mama's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip.
Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
Yo mama's so fat, when she works at the movie theater, she works as the screen.
Yo mama's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.
Yo mama's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.
Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say:
"Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four
sides of the milk carton.
Yo mama's so fat, instead of Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's.
Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
Yo mama's so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor.
Yo mama's so fat, when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got
back in bed.
Yo mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the
doctor gave her 5 years to live.
Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo mama's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall!
Yo mama's so fat, her picture takes two frames.
Yo mama's so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.
Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade.
Yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo mama's so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
Yo mama's so fat, she puts mayonaise on aspirin.
Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo mama's so fat, she gets runs in her jeans.
Yo mama's so fat, when she was walking in her jeans I swear I smelled
something burning.
Yo mama's so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.
Yo mama's so fat, her ass has it's own congressman.
Yo mama's so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop.
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning
lights went on.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the circus she sees the big top and asks
"Where can I try that on?"
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the circus she takes up all the rings.
Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told
her to move her fat ass out of the way.
Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo mama's so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her.
Yo mama's so fat, when your father mounts her, his ears pop.
Yo mama's so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Yo mama's so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she plays the interior line.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears heels, they're flats by the afternoon.
Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts
"The coast is clear."
Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up in sections.
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama's so fat, her college graduation picture was an aerial.
Yo mama's so fat, her yearbook picture is an aerial.
Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says
"Picture continued on other side."
Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
Yo mama's so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon.
Yo mama's so fat, when she put on some BVD's by the time they
reached her waist they spelled "BouleVarD."
Yo mama's so fat, when she auditioned for a part in "Indiana Jones,"
she got the part as the big rolling ball.
Yo mama's so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the
menu, and says "Okay."
Yo mama's so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said "Sorry, we don't do curtains."
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.
Yo mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!
Yo mama's so fat, she's got Amtrak tattooed on her leg.
Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
Yo mama's so fat, we got her in the drive-in free by dressing her as a Chevy.
Yo mama's so fat, she went on a light diet... As soon as it's light she starts eating.
Yo mama's so fat, she went on a seafood diet... Whenever she saw food she ate it.
Yo mama's so fat, she could go a week without eating and still not lose weight.
Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.
Yo mama's so fat, she's half Indian, half Irish, and half American.
Yo mama's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my ass on the lightbulb.
Yo mama's so fat, if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd better be 50 pound test!
Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.
Yo mama's so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
Yo mama's so fat, she has her own area code.
Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.
Yo mama's so fat, when I was done I rolled over, over again, and I was still on top of the bitch.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo mama's so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!
Yo mama's so fat, she went to Sizzler and got a group discount.
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
Yo mama's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each timezone.
Yo mama's so fat n black, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill.
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn."
Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.
Yo mama's so fat, your daddy had to roll her in flower and look for the wet spot.
Yo mama's so fat, she broke her leg and gravy dripped out.
Yo mama's so fat, she DJ's for the ice cream truck.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to "Get the fuck off."
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it said "Please step out of the car."
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.
Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale.
Yo mama's so fat, when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued."
Yo mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says "One at a time, please."
Yo mama' so fat, she's moving the Earth out of its orbit.
Yo mama's so fat, no one can talk behind her back.
Yo mama's so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat.
Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got her own zip code.
Yo mama's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her as a new world.
Yo mama's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't reach her back pocket.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't wear Dazzey Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs.
Yo mama's so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo mama's so fat, when she comes down the stairs she measures on the Richter scale.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she even orders "Thank You, Come Again."
Yo mama's so fat, she eats biscuits like tic tacs.
Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama's so fat, when yo father fell in love with her he got lost.
Yo mama's so fat, when she swims, she leaves stretch marks on the swimming pool.
Yo mama's so fat, she leaves stretch marks on the bathtub.
Yo mama's so fat, when she fills up the tub, she fills up the tub.
Yo mama's so fat, she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
Yo mama's so fat, she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?"
Yo mama's so fat, she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Yo mama's so fat, she has more nooks and crannies than a Thomas' English Muffin.
Yo mama's so fat, she has to buy two airline tickets.
Yo mama's so fat, she eats pumpkin pies like Skittles.
Yo mama's so fat, she has to grease her hands to get into her pockets.
Yo mama's so fat, she has two stomachs: One for meat, one for vegetables.
Yo mama's so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.
Yo mama's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama's so fat, she jumped for joy and got stuck.
Yo mama's so fat, she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big.
Yo mama's so fat, NASA orbits satellites around her.
Yo mama's so fat, NASA is going to use her to fill the hole in the ozone layer.
Yo mama's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Seattle, NY.
Yo mama's so fat, I saw her in New York, and when I told my friend in LA, he'd seen her too.
Yo mama's so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama's so fat, she looks like the Stay-Puff marshmallow man on steroids.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on the corner and the police came & said "Break it up!"
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change.
Yo mama's so fat, she has to get out of the car to change gears.
Yo mama's so fat, she shows up on radar.
Yo mama's so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H d.
Yo mama's so fat, she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out.
Yo mama's so fat, she uses hula hoops to hold up her socks.
Yo mama's so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxi-pad.
Yo mama's so fat, she uses a pillow case as a sock.
Yo mama's so fat, her skates went flat.
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo mama's so fat, she wears a VCR for a beeper.
Yo mama's so fat, she went to a Chinese Restaurant and ordered a 40oz. of gravy.
Yo mama's so fat, she has 48 midnight snacks.
Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't tie her own shoes.
Yo mama's so fat, she eats cereal out of a satellite dish.
Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Jordache is real.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat in Big Foot and made it a lowrider.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got on the bus she turned it into a low rider.
Yo mama's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks down the street everyone yells "Earthquake!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks down the street, you can hear her hips saying to each other "If you let me by, I'll let you pass."
Yo mama's so fat, when she walks in front of the T.V., you miss 5 minutes of your show.
Yo mama's so fat, when she volunteered to clean cages at the zoo, people walked by and said "Look at the elephant!"
Yo mama's so fat, the highway patrol made her wear a "Caution! Wide Turn" sign.
Yo mama's so fat, she sat on an Oreo and unlocked the magic.
Yo mama's so fat, they had to baptize her at Sea World.
Yo mama's so fat, she jumed in da ocean and the whales started singing "We are family!"
Yo mama's so fat, when I have sex with her I have to slap her ass and ride the wave in.
Yo mama's so fat, they changed my Physics book to say "What goes up must come down, except Yo mama."
Yo mama's so fat, they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping.
Yo mama's so fat, she bungee jumped and went straight to hell.
Yo mama's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
Yo mama's so fat, she uses blanket as a washcloth.
Yo mama's so fat, when her beeper went off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the beach, little kids yell "Free Willy, Free Willy."
Yo mama's so fat, when she backs up she beeps.
Yo mama's so fat, she plays pool with the planets.
Yo mama's so fat, she's taller lying down.
Yo mama's so fat, the only thing she can fit into at the clothing store is the dressing rooms.
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell down the stairs, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
Yo mama's so fat, they had to install speed bumps at the all-u-can-eat buffet.
Yo mama's so fat, she pulls up a chair to an all-u-can-eat buffet.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
Yo mama's so fat, you can pinch an inch on her forehead.
Yo mama's so fat, you could go swimming in her bra.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama's so fat, on a scale of 1 to 10, she's a 747.
Yo mama's so fat, she has a greater gravitational attraction than a black hole.
Yo mama's so fat, she uses the carpet as a blanket.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears corduroy pants, the ridges don't show.
Yo mama's so fat, she made Richard Simmons cry.
Yo mama's so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a red dress people yell "Hey Kool-Aid Man.
"Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people call her "Taxi!"
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, kids think its the school bus.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wears a purple sweater people call her "Barney."
Yo mama is so fat, when she sits in a chair, the rolls on her legs, cover her feet like a blanket.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her ass back in the water.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.
Yo mama's so fat, and you're so poor, when she comes in your house the tires pop.
Yo mama's so fat, she don't know wether she's walking or rolling.
Yo mama's so fat, when I tried to fuck her I didn't know if I was hitting the hole or a roll.
Yo mama's so fat, when my dog went to fuck her he had to peel too many fat rolls and said "Fuck It."
Yo mama's so fat, when she fart the whole planet came out.
Yo mama's so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anerexic.
Yo mama's so fat, her car is made of spandex.
Yo mama's so fat, we're inside her right now.
Yo mama's so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.
Yo mama's so fat, one day when she got in a fight the person fighting her got lost in her.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet.
Yo mama's so fat, if she were an airplane, she'd be a jumbo jet.
Yo mama's so fat, one day she was lifting up her rolls and a car fell out.
Yo mama's so fat, Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.
Yo mama's so fat, when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation.
Yo mama so fat that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.
Yo mama's so fat, all the chairs in her house have seatbelts.
Yo mama's so fat, she smells like bacon at 90 degrees.
Yo mama's so fat, and her back is so crooked, when she lays down...people say "I didn't know we had mountains."
Yo mama's so fat, when she travels, she's gotta make two trips.
Yo mama's so fat, they call her "Big Fat Ho."
Yo mama's so fat, when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
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Yo mama's so big...
Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo.
Yo mama's so big, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling.
Yo mama's so big, she rollerskates on busses.
Yo mama's so big, she can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.
Yo mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide.
Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.
Yo mama's so big, she whistles bass.
Yo mama's so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings.
Yo mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"
Yo mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.
Yo mama's so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings!
Yo mama's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide.
Yo mama's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out.
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Yo mama's so stupid
Yo mama's so stupid...Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said `concentrate.'
Yo mama's so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned.
Yo mama's so stupid, she has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put a phone up her ass and thought she was making a booty call.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put on her glasses to watch 20/20.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out.
Yo mama's so stupid, she failed a survey.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go.
Yo mama's so stupid, she gave birth to you.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the basement window.
Yo mama's so stupid, she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit.
Yo mama's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk.
"Yo mama's so stupid, when the computer said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought 2pac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said "Cherry or grape?
"Yo mama's so stupid, she sat in a tree house because she wanted to be a branch manager.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her to squeal like a pig, she said "Moo!"
Yo mama's so stupid, her latest invention was a glass hammer.
Yo mama's so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked out of a convertible car with the top down.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she threw a grenade at me I pulled the pin and threw it
back.
Yo mama's so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said "Will eat for food.
"Yo mama's so stupid, she got on an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in Furniture World and slept on the floor.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got shoved in an oven and froze to death.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in a meat locker and sweat to death.
Yo mama's so stupid, when your dad fucked her she said "Doesn't it go in my mouth?
"Yo mama's so stupid, she leaves the house for the Home Shopping Network.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in order.
Yo mama's so stupid, she peals M&M's to make chocolate chip cookies.
Yo mama's so stupid, her breasts are square because she forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box.
Yo mama's so stupid, she sat on the TV & watched the couch.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought St. Ides was a Catholic church.
Yo mama's so stupid,
she thinks sexual battery is something in a dildo.Yo mama's so stupid,
the first time she used a vibrator, she cracked her two front teeth.Yo
mama's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.Yo mama's so
stupid, she was on the corner giving out potato chips yellin' "Free
Lays!"Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to throw a bird off a cliff.Yo
mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.Yo mama's so stupid, she
thought menopause was a button on the VCR.Yo mama's so stupid, when she
worked at McDonald's and someone ordered small fries, she said "Hey
Boss, all the small one's are gone."Yo mama's so stupid, her shirt says
TGIF- tits go in first.Yo mama's so stupid, her shoes say TGIF- toes go
in front.Yo mama's so stupid, if brains were gas she wouldn't have
enough to power a flea-mobile around the inside of a Froot Loop.Yo
mama's so stupid, when they said they were playing craps she went and
got toilet paper.Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport
and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.Yo
mama's so stupid, she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she
slept.Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.Yo
mama's so stupid, I said give me a quarterback and she gave me Dan
Marino.Yo mama's so stupid, she was locked in a grocery store and
starved to death.Yo mama's so stupid, if you gave her a penny for her
intelligence you'd get change.Yo mama's so stupid, they had to burn the
school down to get her out of 3rd grade.Yo mama's so stupid, she
couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses.
Yo mama's so stupid, when her husband lost his marbles she bought him
new ones.Yo mama's so stupid, she thought the internet was something you
catch fish with.Yo mama's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to mail a letter with food stamps.Yo
mama's so stupid, she tried to drown herself in a carpool.Yo mama's so
stupid, she thought a lawsuit was something you wear to court.Yo mama's
so stupid, when the judge said "Order in the court," she said "I'll have
a hamburger and a Coke."Yo mama's so stupid, she took the Pepsi
challenge and chose Jif.Yo mama's so stupid that under "Education" on
her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."Yo mama's so stupid,
she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.Yo mama's so stupid, she had
Dan Quayle check her spelling.Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a cup
and told the police that she got mugged.Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks
Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks socialism
means partying!Yo mama's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.Yo
mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.Yo
mama's so stupid, when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M,
F, and sometimes Wednesday too."Yo mama's so stupid, when she read on
her job application to not write below the dotted line, she put "O.K."Yo
mama's so stupid, at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she
put Sagittarius.Yo mama's so stupid, you can tell when she's used the
computer because there's White Out all over the screen.Yo mama's so
stupid, she got a part time job painting skittles.Yo mama's so stupid,
she thinks stereotype is the brand on her clock-radio.Yo mama's so
stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.Yo mama's so stupid, on
her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.Yo
mama's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store.Yo
mama’s so stupid, when she pulls up to a flashing red light it sounds
like this... Vroom, Screech, Vroom, Screech.Yo mama's so stupid, it
takes her an hour to cook minute rice.Yo mama's so stupid, if she spoke
her mind, she'd be speechless.Yo mama's so stupid when she asked me what
kinda jeans I wore, I said Guess and she said "Ah Levis?"Yo mama's so
stupid, she jumped out the window and went up.Yo mama's so stupid, she
said "what's that letter after x" and I said Y she said "Cause I wanna
know".Yo mama's so stupid, she stands up on an empty bus.Yo mama's so
stupid, she studied for a blood test and failed.Yo mama's so stupid, she
died before the police arrived because she couldn't find the "11" button
in "9-1-1"Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Boyz2Men was a daycare
center.Yo mama's so stupid, she thought hamburger helper came with
another person.Yo mama's so stupid, she thought meow mix was a record
for cats.Yo mama's so stupid, she thought she needed a token to get on
soul train.Yo mama's so stupid, she invented a solar powered flashlight.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought the board of education was a piece of
wood.Yo mama's so stupid, she told everyone that she was "illegitiment"
because she couldn't read.Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked
car.Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.Yo mama's so
stupid, she ran out of gas leaving Texaco.Yo mama's so stupid, she sold
the house to pay the mortgage.Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Sherlock
Holmes was a housing project.Yo mama's so stupid, she went to a Clippers
game to get a hair cut.Yo mama's so stupid, she went to a Whalers game
to see Shamu.Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw a "Wrong Way" sign in her
rearview mirror, she turned around.Yo mama's so stupid, she thought
asphalt was a skin disease.Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Delta
Airlines was a sorority.Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw the "NC-17
(Under 17 Not Admitted)" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.Yo
mama's so stupid, when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran
outside with a spoon.Yo mama's so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see
when they closed.Yo mama's so stupid, she gave your uncle a blowjob
'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.Yo mama's so stupid, when she
heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.Yo mama's so
stupid, she got fired from a blow-job.Yo mama's so stupid, I saw her in
the frozen food section with a fishing rod.Yo mama's so stupid, I taught
her how to do the running man and I haven't seen the bitch since.Yo
mama's so stupid, she thinks a sanitary belt is drinking a shot out of a
clean glass.Yo mama's so stupid, when someone said "Take the trash out,"
she moved.Yo mama's so stupid, she used a vibrator for an egg beater.Yo
mama's so stupid, she wiped her ass before she took a shit.Yo mama's so
stupid, she thinks a 17 inch Admiral is a well hung sailor.Yo mama's so
stupid, she wemt to Dr. Dre for a pap smear.Yo mama's so stupid, she
asked you "What is the number for 911".Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks
Christmas Wrap is Snoop Dogg's holiday album.Yo mama's so stupid, she
bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.Yo mama's so
stupid, she thinks Trak Auto is where you get hair weaves for your car.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on
her foot.Yo mama's so stupid, she got shot running the border after
seeing a Taco Bell commercial.Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell
is where you pay your telephone bill.Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks
Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered a
cheese burger from McDonald's and said "Hold the cheese."Yo mama's so
stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to
come out.Yo mama's so stupid, she got on her knees to drink her "Nehi"
peach drink.Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Thiland was a men's
clothing store.Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory
for throwing away all the W's.Yo mama's so stupid, when she went to take
the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.Yo mama's so stupid, she
needed a tutor to learn how to scribble.Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered
her sushi well done.
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Yo mama's so ugly...Yo mama's so ugly, well.. look at you!Yo mama's so
ugly, she looks like you.Yo mama's so ugly, she could only be Yo mama.Yo
mama's so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.Yo
mama's so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.Yo
mama's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no
professionals."Yo mama's so ugly, when she looks in the mirror, the
reflection ducks.Yo mama's so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to
breastfeed her.Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.
Yo mama's so ugly, she had to get the baby drunk to breast feed it.Yo
mama's so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her
to get out.Yo mama's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends!Yo mama's
so ugly, she could scare the flies off a shit wagon.Yo mama's so ugly,
the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on
it.Yo mama's so ugly, we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation.Yo
mama's so ugly, her shadow quit.Yo mama's so ugly, people at the circus
pay money not to see her.Yo mama's so ugly, when she gets up, the sun
goes down.Yo mama's so ugly, when she moved into the projects, all her
neighbors chipped in for curtains.Yo mama's so ugly, roaches go "Hi
mom!"Yo mama's so ugly, she hurt my feelings.Yo mama's so ugly, Rice
Krispies won't talk to her.Yo mama's so ugly, she'd scare the monster
out of Loch Ness.Yo mama's so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord
around her ankle, they put it around her neck.Yo mama's so ugly, people
make jokes about her.Yo mama's so ugly, Yo daddy tosses the ugly stick
and she fetches it every time.Yo mama's so ugly, they rub tree branches
on her face to make ugly sticks.Yo mama's so ugly, her mama had to tie a
steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.Yo mama's so ugly,
my dog took one look at her and ran away.Yo mama's so ugly, she makes
blind children cry.Yo mama's so ugly, the kids call her Lassie and feed
the bitch dog biscuits.Yo mama's so ugly, her picture is on the inside
of a Roach Motel.Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to a haunted house and
she came out with a job application.Yo mama's so ugly, I took her to the
zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back."Yo mama's so
ugly, I took her to the zoo and the monkeys said "Damn, how'd you get
out so fast."Yo mama's so ugly, even the tide won't come back in.Yo
mama's so ugly, when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border.
Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.Yo mama's so ugly, I
can fuck her in any position and its still doggy style.Yo mama's so
ugly, she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it.Yo
mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and the police fined her for
mooning.Yo mama's so ugly, she has 7 years bad luck just trying to look
at herself in the mirror.Yo mama's so ugly, she can't even bare the
thought of fucking herself.Yo mama's so ugly, I have to watch your
sister undress just to calm down.Yo mama's so ugly, when she takes her
bra off she looks like she has four big toes.Yo mama's so ugly, Medusa
is jealous.Yo mama's so ugly, when she cries, tears run down the back of
her neck.Yo mama's so ugly, she could be the poster child for
abortion/birth control!Yo mama's so ugly, she uses her face for birth
control.Yo mama's so ugly, the Pro-Lifers would make an exception in her
case.Yo mama's so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out.Yo
mama's so ugly, they put her face on a poster for abstinence.Yo mama's
so ugly, she has to creep up on her makeup.Yo mama's so ugly, she has to
creep up on water to get a drink.Yo mama's so ugly, when I took her to a
haunted house she came out with a paycheck.Yo mama's so ugly, she could
scare the chrome off a bumper!Yo mama's so ugly, she could scare the
moss off a rock!Yo mama's so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the
phone.Yo mama's so ugly, when she masterbates she gets arrested for
cruelty to animals.Yo mama's so ugly, she makes onions cry.Yo mama's so
ugly, she scares roaches away.Yo mama's so ugly, she's never seen
herself 'cause the mirrors keep breaking.Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a
boomerang and it wouldn't even come back.Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly
were bricks she'd have her own projects.Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly
were bricks she'd be building a highrise.Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly
were an Olympic event, she would be the dream team.Yo mama's so ugly,
she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.Yo mama's so ugly, it
makes me wish birth control is retroactive.Yo mama's so ugly, yo father
takes her to work just so he doesn't have to kiss her good-bye.Yo mama's
so ugly, yo father's breath smells like shit 'cause he'd rather kiss her
ass.Yo mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mama said "What a
treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."Yo mama's so
ugly, when she was born, the doctor slapped her mama!Yo mama's so ugly,
when she was born the doctor smacked everyone.Yo mama's so ugly, when
she was born the doctor looked at her ass, then her face, and said
"Twins!"Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor smacked her
face.Yo mama's so ugly, the doctor is still smacking her ass.Yo mama's
so ugly, she pretends SHE's someone else when she's having sex.Yo mama's
so ugly, your real pops could only be a fuckin' dog.Yo mama's so ugly,
when she was born, the doctor smacked the wrong end.Yo mama's so ugly,
the government moved Halloween to her birthday.Yo mama's so ugly, the
last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by a train.Yo mama's
so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie face down.Yo mama's so ugly,
when two guys broke into her apartment, she yelled "rape" and they
yelled "NO!"Yo mama’s so ugly, that if ugly were a crime, she’d get the
electric chair.Yo mama's so ugly, she has to get the baby drunk to
breast feed it.Yo mama's so ugly, they didn't give her a costume when
she tried out for Star Wars.Yo mama's so ugly, they know what time she
was born, because her face stopped the clock!Yo mama's so ugly, they pay
her to put her clothes on in strip joints.Yo mama's so ugly, they put
her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty.Yo mama's so ugly, when she
passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.Yo mama's so ugly, when she was
lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.Yo mama's so ugly, when
she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start
screaming.Yo mama's so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off
the surveillance cameras.Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born she was
put in an incubator with tinted windows.Yo mama's so ugly, when she was
born, her mama saw the afterbirth and said "Twins."Yo mama's so ugly,
she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares.Yo mama's so ugly, even a blind man
wouldn't have sex with her.Yo mama's so ugly, Yo dad first met her at
the pound.Yo mama's so ugly, you could stick her face in dough and make
monster cookies.Yo mama's so ugly and fat, Greenpeace mistook her for an
endangered elephant.Yo mama was such an ugly baby, her parents had to
feed her with a slingshot.Yo mama's so ugly, she can stand on the front
porch and count the chickens in the back.When Yo mama was born they had
to take her out of the trash can cause doctor said "Throw this shit
away!"
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Yo mama's so old...Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and the
bitch died.Yo mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.Yo
mama's so old, she drove a chariot to high school.Yo mama's so old,
she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license.Yo mama's so old, she
took her drivers test on a dinosaur.Yo mama's so old, the key on Ben
Franklin's kite was to her apartment.Yo mama's so old, she walked into
an antique store and they kept her.Yo mama's so old, Jurassic Park
brought back memories.Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and
white.Yo mama's so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket.Yo mama's so old,
she baby-sat for Jesus.Yo mama's so old, her social security number is
1.Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate expired.Yo mama's so old, she
ran track with dinosaurs.Yo mama's so old, she has a picture of Jesus in
her yearbook.Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.Yo
mama's so old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.Yo mama's so
old, she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block.Yo
mama's so old, she owes Jesus a nickel.Yo mama's so old, she owes Moses
a quarter.Yo mama's so old, she's got Jesus' beeper number.Yo mama's so
old, when she was in school there was no history class.Yo mama's so old,
when god said "let there be light" she was there to flick the switch.Yo
mama's so old, when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side
fishing.Yo mama's so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces.Yo
mama's so old, she planted the first tree at Central Park.Yo mama's so
old, her birthday expired.Yo mama's so old, she has Adam & Eve's
autographs.Yo mama's so old, she co-wrote the ten commandments.Yo mama's
so old, she has an autographed bible.Yo mama's so old, the candles cost
more than the birthday cake.Yo mama's so old, she farts out mummy dust.
Yo mama's so old, she squirts powdered milk out her nipples.Yo mama's so
old, she sat next to Jesus in third grade.Yo mama's so old, she knew
Burger King while he was still a prince.Yo mama's so old & ugly, her
name is Ape.Yo mama's so old, when she was young rainbows were black and
white.Yo mama's so old and fat that when God said "Let there be Light",
he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.Yo mama's so old, she
watches PBS.Yo mama's so old, she used to baby-sit Jesus.Yo mama's so
old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
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Yo mama's got...Yo mama's got a 4 dollar weave and don't know when to
leave.Yo mama's got 1 leg longer than other and they call her call her
hip hop.Yo mama's got 1 toe & 1 knee and they call her Tony.Yo mama's
got 3 toes and 3 knees and they call her Toni Tone Tony.Yo mama's got a
bald head with a part and sideburns.Yo mama's got a metal afro with
rusty sideburns.Yo mama's got a wheelchair with 5-Star rims and a
clutch.Yo mama's got a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns.Yo mama’s
got a wooden leg with termites.Yo mama's got a wooden leg with a
kickstand on it.Yo mama's got a pegleg with a kickstand.Yo mama's got
everything a man could want.Yo mama's got a wooden leg with an owl's
nest in it.Yo mama's got a wooden leg with branches.Yo mama's got an
afro with a chin strap!Yo mama's got hair on her tongue and she gargles
with curl activator.Yo mama got hit upside the head with an ugly stick.
Yo mama's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.Yo mama's got more
crust than bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken.Yo mama's got more weave
than a dog in traffic.Yo mama's got so much weave, when a fly goes by
her hair swats at it.Yo mama's got no fingers talking bout how she
wanted to be with the Pointer sisters.Yo mama's got no fingers talking
bout how she's gonna press charges.Yo mama's got two fingers and she's a
representative for world piece.Yo mama's got one ear, talking bout she
wants to hear both sides of the story.Yo mama's got no ears and was
trying on sunglasses.Yo mama's got one eye, one leg, one arm and one
knee and they call her UNO.Yo mama's got one eye on the right and she's
talkin' bout' "Make this left."Yo mama's got one leg talkin' bout "Ain't
no half steppin."Yo mama's got one leg and people call her Ilene.Yo
mama's got snakeskin teeth.Yo mama's got so many gaps in her teeth it
looks like piano keys.Yo mama's got a glass eye with a fish in it.Yo
mama's got an electric wig with a sunroof and opera lights.Yo mama's got
so many rings around belly she's gotta screw her underwear on.Yo mama's
got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.Yo mama's
got so much hair under her arms, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a
headlock.Yo mama's got three fingers and a banjo.Yo mama's got three
fingers talkin' bout "Gimme five."Yo mama's got ingrown nipples.Yo
mama's got three teeth... one in her mouth and two in her pocket.Yo
mama's got two wooden legs and one is on backward.Yo mama ain't got no
arms talkin' `bout "I'm hangin' in there."Yo mama ain't got no eyes
talkin' bout "I see what you mean."Yo mama ain't got no ears talkin'
bout "I hear ya."Yo mama ain't got no fingers talkin' bout "Oh snap."Yo
mama ain't got no legs talkin' bout how she used to kick it.Yo mama
ain't got no legs talkin' bout how she's gonna run for president.Yo mama
ain't got no legs talkin' bout how she's running things.Yo mama ain't
got no legs and you bought her a bike.
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Yo mama has...Yo mama has the whitest teeth I've ever come across.Yo
mama has one arm and swims in circles.Yo mama has one arm and when she
fights, the announcer says "She throws a right, a right, and another
right."Yo mama has 10 fingers - all on the same hand.Yo mama has 4 eyes
and 2 pair of sunglasses.Yo mama's has wooden tits and breast feeds
beavers.Yo mama has a `fro with landing lights.Yo mama has a short leg
and walks in circles.Yo mama has a wooden afro with an "X" carved in the
back.Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree.Yo mama has no legs,
no arms, and no eyes but shes still the one for me.Yo mama has one tooth
and they call her drill-bit.Yo mama has one ear and a burnt potato chip.
Yo mama has so much wax in her ears, I stuck a Q-Tip in and pulled out a
Sugar Daddy.Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what
you're saying.Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.Yo mama has one leg and
a bicycle.Yo mama has one short arm and can't applaud.Yo mama has so
much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.Yo mama has so much hair on
her chest, her tits look like coconuts.Yo mama has so much dandruff, a
fly landed on her head and said "Damn, I haven't seen this much snow in
years."
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Yo mama's teeth...Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles her
mouth looks like its throwin' up gang signs.Yo mama's teeth are so
rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.Yo mama's teeth are so ugly,
she got pulled over for not having dental insurance.When I looked at Yo
mama's teeth, I didn't know whether to smile or to kick a field goal.Yo
mama's teeth are so yellow, she has to brush them with a butter knife.Yo
mama's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.Yo mama's
teeth are so yellow, she can butter a whole loaf of bread.Yo mama's
teeth are so yellow, she slows down traffic when she smiles.Yo mama's
teeth are so yellow, when she drinks water it turns into lemonadeYo
mama's teeth are so yellow, she looks like she got a job taste testing
butter scotch.Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when god said "Let there be
light", he told her to smile.Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she
walked into a church, everybody said "I see the light!"Yo mama's teeth
are so yellow, crows fly down and pick at them like it was corn.Yo
mama's teeth are so yellow, Dorothy and Toto thought it was the Yellow
Brick Road.Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiled, Dorothy made
it to OZ.Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she spits butter.Yo mama's teeth
are so yellow, she looks like a cheeseburger.Yo mama's teeth are so
yellow, she's got more gold than Fort Knox.Yo mama's so toothless, when
she couldn't eat an apple, she just gummed it to death.
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Yo mama's like...Yo mama's like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece.
Yo mama's like Burger King... Your way, right away.Yo mama's like a
squirrel, she's always got some nuts in her mouth.Yo mama's like
7-Eleven... open all night, hot to go, and for 89 cents you can get a
slurpy.Yo mama's like Humpty Dumpty... first she gets humped, then she
gets dumped.Yo mama's like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot
of seamen.Yo mama's like a fine restaurant, she only takes deliveries in
the rear.Yo mama's like a chicken coop, cocks fly in and out all day.Yo
mama's like a streetlamp, you can find her turned on at night on any
street corner.Yo mama's like a telephone booth, open to the public,
costs a quarter, and guys go in and out all day.Yo mama's like a
library, open to the public.Yo mama's like a Chinese restaurant, $4.95
all you can eat.Yo mama's like an ATM, open 24 hours.Yo mama's like
Discover card, she gives cash back.Yo mama's like a basketball hoop,
everybody gets a shot.Yo mama's like a microwave, one button and she's
hot.Yo mama's like speakers, loud, ugly, lives in a box, and you can
turn her up, down, on, and off.Yo mama's like a mail box, open day and
night.Yo mama's like a bag of potato chips, "Free-To-Lay."Yo mama's like
a turtle, once she's on her back she's fucked.Yo mama's like a
championship ring, everybody puts a finger in her.Yo mama's like a paper
towel, she picks up all kinds of slimy wet stuff.Yo mama's like a
bowling ball... round, heavy, and you can fit three fingers in.Yo mama's
like a bowling ball, she always winds up in the gutter.Yo mama's like a
bowling ball, she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down the gutter, and
she still comes back for more.Yo mama's like cheap liquor, tastes like
shit.Yo mama's like a bus, guys climb on and off her all day long.Yo
mama's like a bubble gum machine, 5 cents a blow.Yo mama's like Bazooka
Joe, 5 cents a blow.Yo mama's like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs
balls on her.Yo mama's like a door knob, everybody gets a turn.Yo mama's
like Dominoes Pizza, something for nothing.Yo mama's like Dominoes
Pizza, one call does it all.Yo mama's like Pizza Hut, if she isn't there
in 30 minutes... it's free.Yo mama's like Sprint, 10 cents a minute
anywhere in the country.Yo mama's like a carpenter's dream, flat as a
board and easy to nail.Yo mama's like a gas station... you gotta pay
before you pump.Yo mama's like a goalie: she changes her pads after
three periods.Yo mama's like a light switch, even a little kid can turn
her on.Yo mama's like a telephone, even a 3 year old can pick her up.Yo
mama's like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her
away.Yo mama's like a dollar bill, she gets handled all across the
country.Yo mama's like a brick, dirty, flat on both sides, and always
getting laid by Mexicans.Yo mama's like a race car driver... she burns a
lot of rubbers.Yo mama's like a railroad track, she gets laid all over
the country.Yo mama's like a screen door, after a couple of bangs she
loosens up.Yo mama's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows.Yo mama's
like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.Yo mama's
like a Toyota, "OOooh what a feeling!"Yo mama's like a TV, even a 2 year
old could turn her on.Yo mama's like a vacuum cleaner... a real good
suck.Yo mama's like a vacuum cleaner... she sucks, blows, and then gets
laid in the closet.Yo mama's like an ice cream cone... everyone gets a
lick.Yo mama's like a 5 foot tall basketball hoop, it ain't that hard to
score.Yo mama's like the Panama Canal, vessels full of seamen pass
through her everyday.Yo mama's like a refridgerator, everyone puts their
meat in her.Yo mama's like cake mix, 15 servings per package!Yo mama's
like an elevator, guys go up and down on her all day.Yo mama's like a
window, always open.Yo mama's like Denny's... open 24 hours.Yo mama's
like McDonalds... Billions and Billions served.Yo mama's like
McDonalds... over 5 billion served world wide.Yo mama's like
McDonalds... What you want is what you get.Yo mama's like mustard, she
spreads easy.Yo mama's like the Pillsbury dough boy - everybody pokes
her.Yo mama's like lettuce, 25 cents a head.Yo mama's like a hardware
store, 25 cents a screw.
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Yo mama's ____ is/are so...Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt
her head to scratch her ear.Yo mama's breath is so stank, we don't know
whether she needs gum or toilet paper.Yo mama's breath is so stank, when
she exhales her teeth have to duck.Yo mama's breath is so stank, she
eats odor eaters.Yo mama's butt is so bony, she put her drawers on and
cut them in two.Yo mama's butt is so big, it looks like 2 pigs fighting
over milk duds.Yo mama's butt cheeks are so big, even Moses couldn't
part them.Yo mama's feet are so big and nasty, when she wants jam, she
gets someone to run a loaf of bread between her toes.Yo mama's feet so
big, her sneakers need license plates.Yo mama's ass is so big, its got
more crack than Mayor Marion Barry.Yo mama's ass is so big, she takes up
5 rows of seats in the theater.Yo mama's ass is so big, she bent over
and got arrested for selling crack.Yo mama's forehead's so big, you
could show slides on it.Yo mama's mouth is so big, she speaks in
surround sound.Yo mama's gums are so black, she spits Chocolate Milk Yo
mama's gums are so black, she spits Yoo Hoo.Yo mama's hair is so nappy,
she has to take Tylenol just to comb it.Yo mama's hair is so nappy, she
uses a rake to comb it.Yo mama's hair is nappier than a goats ass.Yo
mama's head is so nappy, when she combs her hair her teeth bleed.Yo
mama's hair is so nappy, even Moses couldn't part it.Yo mama's head is
so nappy, her comb had to get dentures.Yo mama’s head is so big, she has
to go around the corner to change her mind.Yo mama's hair has so much
mousse in it, it could deflect bullets.Yo mama's head is so big, she has
to wash her hair at Niagara falls.Yo mama's head is so big, it shows up
on radar.Yo mama's head is so big, she don't have dreams, she has
movies.Yo mama's head is so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.Yo
mama's head is so little, she could wear fruit loops as head rags.Yo
mama's head is so small, she got her ear pierced and died.Yo mama's hips
are so big, people set their drinks on them.Yo mama's legs are so hairy
if she had fur coat & a banana they'd stick her back in the zoo.Yo
mama's legs are so white, they'd disintegrate Dracula.Yo mama's lips are
so big, that ChapStick had to invent a spray.Yo mama's lips are so big,
when you smile you wet your hair.Yo mama is so horny, she puts a dollar
over her head and says "All you can eat, under a dollar!"Yo mama is so
horny, she maintains a personal relationship with the Energizer bunny.Yo
mama's tits are so small, she had to tatoo "front" on her chest.
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Yo mama's so dirty...Yo mama's so dirty, she has to creep up on bath
water.Yo mama's so dirty, she uses her dirty clothes as a weapon.Yo
mama's so dirty, the US Government uses her bath water for chemical
weapons.
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Yo mama's so greasy...Yo mama's so greasy, she sweats Crisco.Yo mama's
so greasy, she squeezes Crisco from her hair to bake cookies.Yo mama's
so greasy, she's labeled as an ingredient in Crisco.Yo mama's so greasy,
if Crisco had a football team, she'd be the mascot.Yo mama's so greasy,
she uses bacon as a band aid.Yo mama's so greasy, when she slid into
second she ended in Detroit.Yo mama's so greasy, Texaco buys oil from
her.Yo mama's so greasy, I buttered my popcorn with her leg hairs.Yo
mama's so greasy, her freckles slipped off.
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Yo mama's so hairy...Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the
Mist" in her shower.Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her.Yo
mama' so hairy, when she goes to the circus the bearded lady protests
against non-union workers.Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she
has Don King in a headlock.Yo mama's so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet
with a sweater on.Yo mama's so hairy, she has afros on her nipples.Yo
mama's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth.Yo mama's so
hairy, she's a stunt double for Chubaca in Star Wars.Yo mama's so hairy,
her breasts look like coconuts.Yo mama's so hairy, she shaves with a
weedwacker.Yo mama's so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds.Yo
mama's so hairy, if I shaved her legs, I could supply wigs for the
entire Hair Club for Men.Yo mama's so hairy, she spread her legs and
said, "We're going to Bush Gardens."Yo mama's chest hair is so long, its
growing all the way down to her dick.Yo mama's so hairy, she shaved her
ass and she disappeared.
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Yo mama's so nasty...Yo mama's so nasty, she only changes her drawers
once every 10000 miles.Yo mama's so nasty, she went to a hair salon and
told the stylist to cut her hair, then she opened up her blouse!!Yo
mama's so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo mama's so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.Yo mama's so
nasty, she breeds crabs.Yo mama's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon
string as a bungee cord.Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said
whats for dinner, yo mama jumped up on the table, spread her legs, and
said "crabs!"Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to yo house said whats for
dinner, yo mama put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!"Yo mama's
so nasty, she's got more clap than an auditorium.Yo mama's so nasty, she
has a sign by her pussy that says: "Warning: May cause irritation,
drowsiness, and a rash or breakouts."Yo mama's so nasty, they call her
Norelco... Home of the triple head.Yo mama's so nasty, she made Speed
Stick slow down.Yo mama's so nasty, she made Right Guard turn left.Yo
mama's so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.Yo mama's so
nasty, her tits give sour milk.Yo mama's so nasty, she bought her
boyfriend kneepads for christmas.Yo mama's so nasty, she had sex with a
woman and got pregnant.Yo mama's so nasty, I called her up for phone sex
and she gave me an ear infection.Yo mama's so nasty, I talked to her
over the computer and she gave me a virus.Yo mama's so nasty, a skunk
smelled her ass and passed out.
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Yo mama's so nice...Yo mama's so nice she'd give me the hair off her
back.Yo mama's so nice, she blew me for a nickel when I didn't have
enough for the $2 sex!Yo mama's really nice, all my friends think so
too.
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Yo mama's so smelly/stank...Yo mama's so stank, even dogs won't sniff
her crotch.Yo mama's so stank, when you were being delivered, the doctor
was wearing the oxygen mask.Yo mama smells so bad her Sure deodorant is
confused and her Secret told on her.Yo mama's so stank, she made her
Right Guard call for backup.Yo mama's so stank, she made Right Guard go
left, Speed Stick slow down, and Ban come off strike.Yo mama's so stank,
she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.Yo mama's so stank, a blind
man walking by her asked "How much for the shrimp platter?"Yo mama's so
stank, when she spreads her legs I get sea sick.Yo mama's so stank, she
was playing in a sand box and a cat came along and buried her.Yo mama
smells like hot ass on a cold day.Yo mama's so stank, every time she
opens her mouth she's talking shit.Yo mama's so stank, that her shit is
glad to escape.Yo mama's so stank, she's like Shaquille O'Neal, she
don't fake the funk!!Yo mama's so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast
infections.Yo mama's so skanky, she stuck in a cucumber and pulled out a
pickle.Yo mama's drawers are so funky, the roaches check in but they
don't check out.
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Yo mama's so poor...Yo mama's so poor, when I ring the doorbell she says
"DING!"Yo mama's so poor, the mat on her front porch says "Wel "Yo
mama's so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked
her what she was doing, she said "Ain't you ever seen a mobile home?"Yo
mama's so poor, she can't even put her two cents in this conversation.Yo
mama's so poor, when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and
said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?" she said "Nope, just found one!"Yo mama's
so poor, when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what
she was doing, she said "Moving."Yo mama's so poor, her BOSS pants are
unemployed.Yo mama's so poor, I went to her house and tore down some cob
webs, and she said "Who's tearing down the drapes?"Yo mama's so poor,
the bank repossesed her cardboard box.Yo mama's so poor, when I saw her
rolling some trash cans around in an alley, I asked her what she was
doing, she said "Remodeling."Yo mama's so poor, I saw her shaking a can
around and asked her what she was doing and she said "Redecorating."Yo
mama's so poor, I came over for dinner and saw 3 beans on the table, I
took one and she said "Don't be greedy."Yo mama's so poor, she went to
McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.Yo mama's so poor, she has to
take the trash IN.Yo mama's so poor, she lives in a two story Dorrito
bag.Yo mama's so poor, when I stepped on her doormat she said "Hey, you
can't go upstairs."Yo mama's so poor, I stepped on her skateboard and
she said "Hey, get off the car!"Yo mama's so poor, I went into her house
and saw a bunch of cockroaches sittin' around the toilet singin' "We are
family!"Yo mama's so poor, I walked into her house and stepped on a
cigarette butt and she said, "Hey, who turned off the heater?"Yo mama's
so poor, I walked into her house and swatted a firefly and Yo Mama said,
"Who turned off the lights?"Yo mama's so poor, I went into her house and
flushed a cockroach down the toilet and she said, "Hey, where'd Grandma
go?"Yo mama's so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the
bathroom, and she said "3rd tree to your right."Yo mama's so poor, I
walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she handed me a
shovel and said "May the force be with you."Yo mama's so poor, I walked
into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said "Two buckets to
your left."Yo mama's so poor, your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.Yo
mama's so poor, they put her picture on food stamps.Yo mama's so poor,
she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it airconditioning.Yo mama's
so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.Yo mama's so poor, she
can't even afford to go to the free clinic.Yo mama's so poor, when she
heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.Yo
mama's so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other
people's fingers.Yo mama's so poor, TV dinner trays are her good china.
Yo mama's so poor, she married young just to get the rice!Yo mama's so
poor, burglars break in and leave money.Yo mama's so poor, people rob
her house for practice.Yo mama's so poor, the only time she smelled hot
food was when a rich man farted!Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford
free cookies from the supermarket.Yo mama's so poor, when Yo family
watches TV, they go to Sears.Yo mama's so poor, she eats cereal with a
fork to save milk.Yo mama's so poor, she put a thirstbuster on layaway
with food stamps.Yo mama's so poor, she put free samples on layaway.Yo
mama's so poor, she got arrested for breaking the gum-ball machine
because it didn't take food-stamps.Yo mama’s so poor, I walked into her
house, asked what was for dinner, so she lit my pockets on fire and said
"Hot Pockets."Yo mama's so poor, she has a wooden beeper and when it
goes off, it goes (Now you knock on something wood)Yo mama's so poor,
when I asked what was for dinner, she pulled her shoelaces off and said
"Spagetti."Yo mama's so poor, after I pissed in your yard, she thanked
me for watering the lawn.Yo mama's so po, she can't even afford the last
two letters.
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Yo mama's so short...Yo mama's so short, she has to cuff her underwear.
Yo mama's so short, she can play handball on the curb.Yo mama's so
short, she don't roll dice, she pushes them.Yo mama's so short, she
poses for trophies.Yo mama's so short, she can sit on a dime and swing
her legs.Yo mama's so short, she broke her leg jumping off the toilet.Yo
mama's so short, she be jumping off curbs talkin' bout "Weeee!"Yo mama's
so short, she has to get a running start to get up on the toilet.Yo
mama's so short, she can do backflips under the bed.Yo mama's so short,
she needs a ladder to pick up a dime.Yo mama's so short, she can hang
glide on a Dorito.Yo mama's so short, her best friend is an ant.Yo
mama's so short, her homies are the Keebler Elfs.Yo mama's so short, she
can suck my dick standing up.Yo mama's so short, she can surf on a
popsicle stick.Yo mama's so short, she doesn't have legs, she has feet
growing out her ass.Yo mama's so short, she had to stand on three
phonebooks to blow yo dad.Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on
her driver's license.Yo mama's so short, you can see her whole body on
her driver's license.Yo mama's so short, she tried to commit suicide
with a pin.Yo mama's so short, she's affraid to get off the carpet
alone.Yo mama's so short, she has to reach up to tie her shoes.
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Yo mama's so skinny...Yo mama's so skinny, I could blind-fold her with
dental floss.Yo mama's so skinny, her nipples touch.Yo mama's so skinny,
she turned sideways and disappeared.Yo mama's so skinny, she can see out
the peephole with both eyes.Yo mama's so skinny, she can dodge rain
drops.Yo mama's so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get
wet.Yo mama's so skinny, when she takes a bath and lets the water out,
her toes get caught in the drain.Yo mama's so shinny, she had to stand
in the same place twice to cast a shadow.Yo mama's so skinny, I gave her
a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma.Yo mama's so skinny, if she
had a yeast infection she'd be a Quarter Pounder with Cheese.Yo mama's
so skinny, you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Cheerio.Yo
mama's so skinny, if she had dreads I'd grab her by the ankles and use
her to mop the floor.Yo mama's so skinny, instead of calling her your
parent, you call her transparent.Yo mama's so skinny, her bra fits
better backward.Yo mama's so skinny, she swallowed a meatball and
thought she was pregnant.Yo mama's so skinny, she uses Chapstick for
deodorant.Yo mama's so skinny, she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.Yo
mama's so skinny and flat, she's the only woman in the world with two
backs.Yo mama's so skinny, she inspires crack whores to diet.
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Yo mama's so tall...Yo mama's so tall, she did a push-up and burned her
back on the sun.Yo mama's so tall, when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she
landed on 12th.Yo mama's so tall, if she did a back-flip she'd kick
Jesus in the mouth.Yo mama's so tall, she can see her house from
anywhere.
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Yo mama's so bald...Yo mama’s so bald, when she braids her hair, it
looks like stitches.Yo mama's so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck
she looks like a roll on deodorant.Yo mama's so bald, when she goes to
bed, her head slips off the pillow.Yo mama's so bald, she curls her hair
with rice.Yo mama's so baldheaded, when she showers she gets
brainwashed.Yo mama's so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks
like a busted condom.Yo mama's so bald, you could draw a line down the
middle of her head and it would look like my ass.Yo mama's so bald, she
looks like a blown up condom.Yo mama's so bald, I can read her mind.Yo
mama's so bald, I can tell fortunes on her head.
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Yo mama miscellaneous...Yo mama reminds me of a toilet, fat, white, and
smells like shit.Yo mama's blind and seeing another man.Yo mama's
glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving
at her.Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.I
would talk about Yo dad but I don't like to brag.Yo mama's glasses are
so thick, she can burn ants with them.Yo mama applied for a job at a
strip club but they already had a stage.Yo mama's glasses are so thick,
a blind person could see with them.Yo mama's dick is so big, she makes
yo daddy jealous.Yo mama's nostrils are so huge she makes Patrick Ewing
jealous.Yo mama lost at Hide N' Seek when I spotted her behind the
Himalayas.Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she has to look up to tie her shoes.
Yo mama fell down on the sidewalk and by the time she got back up she
made $1.50.Yo mama's cookin' is so bad, even the roaches say "Naw man, I
ate before I came over."Yo mama and daddy are so fat, when they were
going to have sex, they saw each others rolls, got hungry, and went to
Denny's instead.Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she has to wear goggles to
wash dishes.Yo mama's so jealous, she got mad when I made you suck my
dick.Yo mama's pussy is so dry, sand crabs cary canteens.Yo mama's pussy
is so cold, my tongue gets stuck to it whenever I lick it.Yo mama's
pussy is so stank, you can't eat it without a lifeguard on duty.Yo
mama's so bucktoothed, she can eat corn-on-the-cob through a picket
fence.Yo mama sucks so much dick, she sells her spit to the sperm bank.
Yo mama sucks so much dick, her lips went double platinum.Yo mama sucks
so much, a black hole would be embarrased.Yo mama got fired from the
sperm bank for drinking on the job.Yo mama sucks dick so hard, I had to
pull the sheets out of my ass.Yo mama's such a cold bitch, her tits give
soft serve ice cream.Yo mama's so crusty, she shits loafs.Yo mama's
car's so ugly, someone broke in just to steal The CLUB.Yo mama wears
knee-pads and calls out "Curb service."Yo mama's so white, she makes
Queen look like Queen Latifah.Yo mama's so white, she makes Michael
Jackson look black.Yo mama' so cross-eyed, when she has sex she thinks
its a threesome.Yo mama's so cross-eyed, when she dropped a dime, she
thought she picked up two nickels.Yo mama's cross-eyed and watches TV in
stereo.Yo mama's so cross-eyed, she thought her only child was a twin.Yo
mama fell out of an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.Yo
mama's a stunt double for the predator.Yo mama's in a wheelchair talkin'
bout "Stop pushing me 'round."Yo mama's house is so cold, the roaches
ice skate through the kitchen.Yo mama's house is so dusty the roaches
ride around on dune buggies.Yo mama's house is so nasty, even the
roaches wear slippers.Yo mama's house has roaches so big, the termites
have to carry switchblades.Yo mama's a stunt double for John Travolta.Yo
mama's so ragged out, when she sat on a stool she started sliding down.
Yo mama's house is so small, we had to eat a large pizza outside.Yo
mama's house is so small, the cockroaches are hunchbacked.Yo mama's
house is so small, when she drops a Kleenex she has wall to wall carpet.
Yo mama's house is so small, she ain't got room to change her mind.Yo
mama's house is so small, when you go in the front door you trip over
the back gate.Yo mama's house is so small, I put my key in the lock and
broke the back window.Yo mama's house is so small, I put my key in the
lock and stabbed everyone inside.Yo mama's house is so small, I threw a
rock threw the window and hit everyone inside.Yo mama's house is so
small, when she let me in, I was in the back yard.Yo mama's middle name
is Rambo.Yo mama's missing a finger and can't count past 9.Yo mama's so
backwards she sits on the TV and watches the couch.Yo mama's so flat
chested, she's jealous of the wall.Yo mama's so cheap, instead of buying
a fire alarm, she hangs Jiffy Pop from the ceiling.Yo mama's so cheap, I
gave her a penny for sex and she gave me change.Yo mama's so cheap, even
you could buy her.Yo mama's so clumsy, she got tangled up in a cordless
phone.Yo mama's so grouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even
serve Happy Meals.Yo mama's so easy that when she heard Santa Claus say
Ho Ho Ho she thought she was getting it three times.Yo mama's so easy
that when she turns off the bedroom light, she closes the car door.Yo
mama's so easy, after sex she says "Who are you guys?"Yo mama's such a
whore, she listed you as an incedental on her tax returns.Yo mama's
twice the man you are.Yo mama's a man.Yo mama, 'nuff said.Yo mama is so
bad, when she got called for jury duty she was found guilty.Yo mama
talks on the phone so much, it's even busy when I dial the wrong number.
Yo mama drives a peanut.Yo mama said she liked seafood, so I gave her
crabs.Yo mama sets off car alarms when she runs.Yo mama was born on
Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.Yo mama was in K-Mart
with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying
luggage."Yo mama watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.Yo mama
wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.Yo
mama's such a slut, she got her tubes tied and still got pregnant.Yo
mama's such a slut, she gives out frequent rider miles.Yo mama's such a
slut, she has a number dispenser on her bedpost.Yo mama's such a slut,
she has people take numbers to get into her bedroom.Yo mama's Yo mama.Yo
mama's maxi pads are so thick, she could bend over and deflect bullets.
Yo mama's so chunky, she be the chunkiest mama in all da' land.Yo mama's
so weak, she threw a rock at da ground and missed.I just saw Yo mama
walking down the hall with a mattress straped to her back asking for
volunteers!I saved Yo mama's life today... I killed a shit-eating dog on
the way over.I saw Yo mama at the freak show petting the world's largest
turtle.I saw Yo mama eating a Ho Ho and thought to myself... I guess you
are what you eat.Yo mama's such a whore that I could've been Yo daddy,
but the guy in line behind me had the correct change.I could have been
Yo daddy but the monkey beat me up the stairs.I could have been Yo
daddy, but the monkey in front of me in line didn't use a condom.I could
have done Yo mom, but when my grandmother gave me a quarter she said to
not spend it all in one place.I could have been Yo daddy, but the line
was too long.I could have been Yo daddy, but the dog beat me under the
fence.If my dog had a face as ugly as Yo mama's, I'd shave his ass and
make him walk backwards.The difference between Yo mama and a washing
machine is that when I dump a load in the washing machine, it doesn’t
call me the next day.The difference between Yo mama and 747: not
everyone's been on a 747.The difference between Yo mama and 747 is that
Yo mama carries more passengers.The difference between Yo mama and a
pretzel is that a pretzel doesn't have my nuts on it's chin.I'm gonna
cut yo mama down so hard crack couldn't get her high.You suck, yo sista'
sucks, and Yo mama would suck too... If I had a nickel.You don't have a
mama, just two dads and a chemistry set.You suck... your mom does too
but she charges.I don't have a mama... My dad and I just use yours.
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Stop the snaps...Let's get off moms, 'cause I just got off yours.Let's
get off moms, 'cause she can't handle those five men on her now.Hey keep
my mom out of this and I'll keep this out of Yo mama!
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I know/saw yo mama...I know yo mama from personal experience. She's just
like an aircraft carrier, has a flat top, a big bottom, cruises up and
down the coast, and picks up 100 sailors in every port.I know yo mama's
favorite day at work is "Take your son to work day." I bet you had fun
testing condoms.I saw yo mama riding down the street the other day on
her BMX, the bitch got off and started booty shakin' for flapjacks with
a vote for Bill Clinton sign.
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Tell Yo Mama...Tell Yo mama to stop wearing different color lipstick,
because I have a rainbow dick.Tell Yo mama to wear a bra, she looks like
she's got 4 arms.
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Why is/does Yo mama...Why is it Yo mama won't take my money? Does she
just like sucking my dick?
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Yo Mama poetryRoses are red, violets are black, why's Yo mama's chest,
as flat as her back?
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Yo Mama come backs Man, that snap is older than the crust in Yo Mama's
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Yo father...Yo father's like cement, takes him two days to get hard.Yo
father's so fat, even his dick has rolls.Yo dad’s so stupid, when Yo
mama says "Fuck me silly and make it hurt!" he puts on a clown suit and
hits her with a brick before he does her.Yo dad's so stupid, he has to
unzip his pants to count to 11.Yo father's dick is so small, he makes yo
mama look hung.Yo father's dick is so small, he pisses on his nuts.Yo
father's dick is so small, he'd been fucking yo mama for an hour and she
asked if it was in yet.Yo father's so ugly, his own hand turns him down.
Yo father's so ugly, thats not a receding hair line, thats his hair
running away from his face.Yo father has to stick his dick in the
freezer to get hard.Yo father suffers from dick-do disease... His
stomach hangs out farther than his dick do.Yo father's so stupid, he
brought his fishing rod to Sea World.Yo father's like an arcade game,
give him a quarter and you can play with his joystick.Yo father's so
lame, when his wife says "Give me ten inches and make it hurt!" he does
her three times and puts a vice on her head...and yo mama likes that.
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