Tezcatlipoca's Shrine

So many websites, so little time to update them..

12-29-2006, 15:31
I should probably do stuff with this website more. I'm afraid that geocities will think I've abandoned this and start deleting it. If they haven't already. IDK, I think that when I was trapped on campus between classes I had more opportunities to sit and type. Now that I am not I just can't find the motivation. Now I even have 2 other websites that need updating. I should do that this weekend.

3-10-2006, 18:37
Four weeks ago tomorow we had to put Sneakers to sleep. She had been failing in health gradually over the last year and it really got worse in Jaunary. It was horrible. She couldn't walk that last night. She had not eatten anything in a week. She had a sinus infection. She was oozing urea like Morris was at the end. I miss her. She would have been 21 this summer.

12-28-2004, 03:31
Hmm. I guess Geocities really lets people take some major time off before deleting thier sh!t. Good. I mean, I don't want them erasing my webpage, my reason for living, my only friend. Still hate you DJ! DIE! Happy New Year to everyone else!!

6-18-2004, 03:51
Yay! An Update! New pictures in the Afghan section. If I recall correctly you get there through "Artsy Fartsy" below and follow the directory from there. I'll have to really clean this sh!t hole up one of these days. So many dead links and old commentaries about stuff I no longer give a crap about. Like my music and books section. I don't care what you people think about my music and book selections. In fact, I don't want you to have that much information about me. From here on out it will be strictly FICTION.

4-25-2004, 03:44
Hmm... 6 months without an update. Nifty. Yeah, having a journal does speed things up when I need to just post quickly and run and not have to work about HTML drama. My photography skills are mad sh!tty anyhow so it's probably best that I haven't been putting them all up. Oh well, I'm going to save my real updates to later. I just wanted to make sure Geocities did not delete my website for lack of activity.

10-31-2003, 01:52
Happy halloween. I have a blog now. Most of my verbal diarhea is there now. It's easier to post it there. I'll keep this for pictures. WEBLOG. You should go there.

8-11-03, 02:58
August 14th is almost here, and you know what that means.... Yes, Anti-Valentines Day. It's the time of the year when you pay all those crappy people back for being so crappy. Here are some unique and fun ideas to help you get started!
- Did your Mommy ground you and take away your X box??? Put a transient through the windshield of her car. Going to prison should really teach her a lesson.
- Ex-boyfriend emailing you with his demented lies? Give him and his entire extended family SARS. Hey, at least one should die from it. Take bets on which one it will be.
- Does that guy that you really really like not know you exist despite constant efforts to win him over by sending out millions of chain letters that promise to make your crushes love you and by following him around at school? Cheer up. To get your guy to notice you you will have to get closer to him. Follow him home, break into his bed room, and then steal his underwear and leave a note saying it was you. This serves 2 purposes: He will be freaked out that you have his underwear and he will know who you are from this day forward, and you'll get to see how clean his underpants are and whether or not you should run off with him and marry him. (If by some chance this guy you really really like knows you like him, but is avoiding you, procede with stealing his underpants but instead of keeping them as romantic souvenirs, sell them on ebay. Bling Bling. Buy a better guy.)

7-21-03, 02:19
It has recently come to my attention that everyone I hang with has a tattoo. I am the only one in my group without one. Screw you all. When I do get my tattoo it will be better than all of yours combined (all of your tattoos combined would be really ugly looking anyhow so this just goes without saying!). Ebay is not working out as well as I have hoped. People arn't willing to buy stuff that is good. Time tested crap is more thier thing it would seem. I should go scrape together a bucket of actual crap and post it and watch the bidding war begin. Thats a pretty good idea I think. 2003 offers me nothing. Can't say I blame it.
October 9th, 2003, the Feel Bad event of the year. Yay. Quarter of a century old and no tattoos. What I want for my birthday is as follows:
- Cake that is not stale, flavorless, mildewy, or from Big Y
- Good Beer and lots of it
- A cute single guy with good hygiene, a sense of humor, intelligence, and no drug problem
- Human Sacrifice
Start your shopping early. My birthday is just under 3 months away.

02-6-03, 05:39
Minor update to Afghan page. I have photos of my ceramics now I just need to post them. I will have a page for Vegas photos when I finish editing them and getting some from my travel buddies. Guestbook has been archived. 2002 has ended. That had to be the worst year ever. What hell does 2003 offer me?

08-31-02, 03:27
Beads and afghans page have been redone so they load easier. Geocities sent me an email about having too many pictures. Kay. The summer is over. Worst summer ever. Remind me not to put my trust in anything with a penis.

06-15-02, 16:27
Minor updates to the Beads page and the Afghans page. Not yet for Ceramics. Both can be found under "artsy fartsy stuff" below. To all new people coming here from chat rooms or whatever, SIGN THE GUESTBOOK. Let me know you were here. Tell me I'm fat. Tell me I'm gay. Or tell me how groovy you think my site is. Sign it.

06-14-02, 01:03
Single again, after 5 months of bliss. Not sure why it ended, even now, a full week later. Whatever. I see no point in asking him to clarify his reasons for dumping me now, what would it change? I'm still dumped. ANYHOW. My pictures pages have been updated and reorganized, see link below. Ceramics pics up soon. Bead pictures and a picture of the doily I made will be posted tomorow maybe.

06-02-02, 01:58
Take my coolquiz quizzes. They are all about me. A few people took them and did nearly as bad as a random passerby might do. I thought they would know me better after a few years.... Losers. Stuff Involving Me #1, and Stuff Involving Me #2. Take them. Sign in afterwards. Don't be a loser like half of my 'friends' were.

06-02-02, 01:45
School has ended. For good. I graduated!!! Woo hoo. What to do now, you say? Why update my page, of course. Tonights (or this morning I guess) update is small and useless, just a new picture on the index page, and a few new pictures in the beads page... I still need to take pictures of my ceramics projects and then upload those. Check back soon. Really.

04-13-02, 20:56
Seriously.

11-21-01, 02:06
Ceramics and beads are updated slightly. The holidays are upon us. Yay, I guess. I would look forward to it more if there was some variety in the cuisine. Like Iron Chef. Bring out something different each year, and see what can be made from it. As long as it isn't raw fish, guts, or raw fish guts, I'll be ok with it. People have signed my guestbook since last entry. Thats a good start. Now I just need to motivate all of those other people to sign it. Don't just walk up to me and say "Like, Dood, I was totally at your web site the other day and I was like wow, and stuff.". Sign it and tell me how you feel. Sign it twice. Sign it under a fake name and make death threats. Sign it. (Note: The guestbook has some limit to the number of words you can write and it will cut you off after about 3 lines. So just sign it again to continue.)

9-10-2001, 16:31
There are only about 30 more shopping days until my birthday. No religious icons, post earrings, or crap will be accepted. Really. Nor do I want any nasty ass store-bought cake. Not that I have any real fears of being sent supermarket cakes from my huge fan base in SE Asia... but still. Updates soon. Seriously. Even if I have to cut all my classes.
P.S. I didn't win powerball.

7-3-2001, 16:34
I'd trade all the bathroom spiders in the world for a few more bathroom snakes. Mom hates snakes so it's probably a good thing we found it before she did. How does a 9" garter snake get to a second floor bathroom? Who knows. How does a 1/4" thick garter snake hide in a 1/8" crack? Who knows. Was it even a garter snake? How long had it been in there? Where else has it been? We spent ~20 minutes taking the radiator apart so we could catch it. Then we put it into a cool whip bowl and played with it in the bathtub. It was so cute. We eventually let it go. That was a lot of fun.