The One, The Only, Noel Gallagher
Here's a pretty funny picture. I don't know exactly who made it, but it came to me from an e-mail address registered to Cheryl Taylor, so maybe that's whose it is. Funny, though, ain't it?
Alright, alright, it has been called to my attention that some of you (actually a lot of you) just......like Noel. Which is great, 'cause I think Noel's cool, too, and without Noel, there wouldn't be any songs or guitar music, and Oasis would be, like, this strange progressive/folk-rock band with a psychotic singer, a bald guy on rhythm, a comatose guy on bass and a really quiet drummer. And that, frankly, would not be cool. Now the reason there's not much Noel parody on this page is because I'm no quick-study on Noel. I don't know half as much about him as I do about Liam. But I'm trying to learn a bit more, so soon I'll be writing some Noel parodies for this page. For now, it's up to you Noel fans out there. You know him, you love him, and you can probably write a book about him, so if you've got some Noel parodies, send 'em in.

My first Noel parody from the Noel-obsessed Alison Schmidt

Imagine There's No Liam

Imagine there's no Liam,
It's easy if you try.
No tamborine to bug us,
Trying to hear his words.
Imagine all the people
With instruments in hand.
I-I-I-I-I
Imagine there's no swagger,
It isn't hard to do.
No-one to throw our shoes at,
No crazy hair-dos too.
Imagine all the people
With instruments in hand.
You-ou-ou-ou
You may say I'm a dreamer,
But I'm not the only one.
I hope someday he'll leave them,
And then Noel can sing as one.
Imagine no dark glasses,
I wonder if you can.
No need to whine, not nasal;
A relief to man.
Imagine all the people
With instruments in hand.
You-ou-ou-ou
You may say I'm a dreamer,
But I'm not the only one.
I hope someday he'll leave them,
And then Noel can sing as one.

My second Noel parody from the Noel-adoring "TG"

Our Noel
(to the tune of "Hello")

We're obsessed, we want to know him, he takes up all our time,
The concert's long and he's singing lovely, because we love him a lot.
Nobody ever says something bad about the coolest guy in town.
Nobody ever seems to remember, Noel is the guy we love.
We lived in the shadows, then he sang his songs and blew us away,
And it's never going to be the same, 'cos the songs are coming out like the rain,
And it's never going to be the same, till the guy I know comes to my house,
He is
Our Noel.
There ain't no sense in liking Liam, he can't sing worth two bits,
And I got a feeling, Noel's better, so let us all unite,
Nobody ever says something bad about the coolest guy in town,
Nobody ever seems to remember, Noel is the guy we love.
We lived in the shadows, then he sang his songs and blew us away.
And it's never gonna be the same, 'cos the songs are coming out like the rain,
And it's never gonna be the same, till the guy we know comes to my house,
He is
Our Noel.
Our Noel, Our Noel,
We love him to death, we love him to death
Our Noel, Our Noel,
We love him to death, we love him to death
Our Noel, Our Noel,
We love him to death, we love him to death
Our Noel, Our Noel....

A new story by the BBH editors - This story is pretty long, so I made a separate link for it. Go crash Noel Gallagher's Birthday Party .

And here's a tribute song that Blur wrote for Noel! (sheya right) ; )
This is a Noel
(To the tune of "This is a Low")

And onto the music scene
Goes perfect Noel and me
Cranking out hit songs
And insulting us is he
He just can't do no wrong
Can't seem to write an awful song
Makes us look real silly
By comparison
And MTV says
This is a Noel
He sure can hurt you
When you're on the dole
He will be there with you
Waving his millions in your face
He's never gonna fade
He said he hopes that we catch...a bad cold ; )
He's got more talent in his pinky
Than my whole band
Look at all the awards he's won
Being his enemy ain't much fun
I think I'll apply for keyboardist
Instead
And MTV says
This is a Noel
He will convert you
It's the ultimate goal
To be there with him
And hope his talent rubs off by osmosis

I did a bit on the "Liam & Patsy" section about Liam and Patsy at home, so I suppose, to be fair, I should do the same thing with Noel and Meg:
"Noel, wake up!"
"Yes, dear."
"Noel, wash the dishes!"
"Yes, dear."
Just kidding. If they don't fight, it's not fun, is it? ; ) As Noel said, "If you don't get married, you can't go through the actual joy of divorce."
"Noel! Where are you?"
"I'm in me bloody studio, where've I been for the past two weeks?"
"And you don't find anything wrong with spending two weeks in a studio?"
"Nope."
"Not when you could be out here with me?"
"NOPE."
"What do you do in there anyway?"
"I write songs. In case you haven't noticed, I'm in a band."
"Oh, I see. Your band is more important to you than me."
"Yep."
"I'm leaving!"
"Wait, I wrote you a song, don't you want to hear it first?"
Your Big Mouth
You think you know, but you don't know nothing
You make a sound so very loud that no one can hear
I got a woman at me house, she's keepin' me from livin'
I'd like to take a winding road far away from you
And in this house you've ceased to be
That's what you get for constantly nagging me
I've asked you please to go away
But still I've gotta hear the sound of
Your big mouth
You noisy shrew
Who tricked me into walking slowly down the aisle with you?
Into your big mouth
I'd like to throw a shoe
Who tricked me into walking slowly down the aisle with you?
"I'm leaving!"

TaKe It HoMe



Noel Gallagher is currently working on a solo project - a 15-song tribute album to GeoCities !