If you're an oasis fan, you've probably had 'em. It's nothing to be ashamed of, & it doesn't mean you're crazy. You listen to their cds, you watch their videos, you read books & articles about them, you watch their T.V. interviews, you may have even seen them live; so it's only natural that you dream about meeting or going to see oasis. Tell me about your dreams. Send me the details of any oasis dreams you've had & I'll put it on my page. I know about 99% of dreams are outrageous, so I'm prepared for some interesting stuff. -But, be honest, no making things up! I'll start my OaSiS DrEaMs section off with one of my very weird oasis dreams.
It was about a week before I went to see oasis at the Corestates Center back in September that I started having some weird concert dreams. Here is one of them. It is, perhaps, the strangest dream I ever had.
It was the night of the concert, & before I left for the Corestates Center I began eating lots of cheese. (Don't ask me why! I don't even really like cheese. Keep in mind this is just a dream.) When I got to the Corestates Center I kept having to go to the bathroom. I came to the conclusion that the cheese was what was causing me to go to the bathroom so much.
Anyway, oasis came on stage, but every time I would sit down to watch them I'd have to get up & go to the bathroom again. The only way to get to the bathroom was through a door located right next to the stage. Whenever I opened the door all the light from the bathroom would shine in the arena, interrupting the show.
At one point, when I returned from the bathroom, I noticed that everyone in the crowd was walking towards oasis & placing their shoes on the stage to be autographed. (I think this part of my dream is from my constant watching of an MTV oasis news special, in which Noel said he couldn't understand why Americans like to take their shoes off & throw them at the stage.)
Anyway, I quickly took my shoes off & placed them on the stage to be autographed. ...And, the last part of the dream that I can remember is that when Liam was autographing my shoes, I reached out & tried to touch his hand. I thought it would be the coolest thing to say, "I touched Liam Gallagher's hand!"
That's one weird dream, isn't it?! Think you can top it? Send me your weird oasis dreams!
New oasis dream!! I present to you, Diana's crazy oasis dream. She's from New Castle, England.
I had a really strange oasis dream about a couple years ago. It was right before WTSMG came out. Here's my dream, it's an odd one!
I decided I was gonna order WTSMG over the phone, cos I was sick and couldn't go out to the record store. So anyway, I found some number that you could call & they'd fax ya the CD. So, I called 'em on the release day of WTSMG. They said, "Okay, we'll fax you the CD & you fax us the money. But if you don't give us the money, we hunt you down...& we hurt you." So, I got the money out. They faxed me the CD (as if that would happen). I got the CD, & in my dream the cover looked just like Definitely Maybe's cover. Anyway, I went to fax them the money & it didn't work. I started banging the fax machine & it exploded. So, I went in my room & hid cause I knew the guy who sold me WTSMG would hunt me down cause I couldn't pay him. A half hour passed & I heard somebody banging at my door. I hid under my covers. Finally the banging stopped and I looked out the window to see if the guy left. When I looked out the window I saw Liam walking across my lawn. It had been him knocing on my front door! I opened my window & screamed, "LIAM...COME BACK!! I thought you were the person who sold me WTSMG...I thought you were gonna kill me 'cos I didn't pay ya." Then Liam looked up at me, (only now he was Noel- you know how things change in dreams). And he said to me, "I just came over to see how you like the new album." -& I said, "I love it!" ...But I hadn't even listened to it yet...
Okay, that's my weird little dream. The End!
New oasis dream!! I present to you, Maizy from Kentucky's oasis dream.
ok, on the last day of school i was ssssooooo happy that we were getting
out. that night, i had the weirdest dream.
The dream started when my mom
was waking me up, saying "you need to get up for school". i said, "but
school was out yesterday". mom replied "no it's not. a bunch of weird
british guys bought the school system and are making you go today". i had a
weird feeling, but i got up and went anyway.
when i got to school, there were a bunch of people smoking outside.
smoking on school grounds is illegal in my state(ky), so i wondered what
had happened. when i walked in the door, i saw of all people LIAM GALLAGHER
standing in the hallway!!!!!! he was saying to everyone "hullo, hullo, shut
the f%&k up and say hullo to your new principal" as he handed out
cigarettes to everyone. i was deliriously happy!!!!!!!! then i got to
class......noel just happened to be my new english teacher!!!!!! he stood
up and said "shut up, ya stupid brats. we're gonna talk about
jul....juli......juli something" he meant julius ceasar. so we all opened
up our books, but as you know, noel is dyslexic. we never got past the
second page.......
on to band class.i walked in and alan was the teacher!!!! he picked up the
conductor's stick and we began..instead of the usual noisy racket, the
school band sounded great!!!!!!!!!
next was lunch. i went to line up for food, and the new lunchlaady
was......bonehead!!!!!! he was standing above a pan of green stuff, dishing
it out to the students. it tasted awful, but i ate it because it was made
by guigsy and i didn't want to hurt his feelings.
then it was trigonometry class. guigsy was the teacher. he tried to
explain all that math stuff to us, but he just kept moving his mouth with
no words coming out. we tryed to talk to him, but all he could do was mime.
then the bell rang, scholl was out. i was sad, since i had to leave my
friends of oasis. soon after, i woke up. i was even sadder, because i then
realized none of that had happened...........
yeah i know that's it's pretty weird. oh well...........
New oasis dream!! Here are some of Rose Mary "Gallagher's" oasis dreams:
1.I was walking on the beach and I saw Liam SOBBING by the shore. I ran
to him and asked him what was wrong and he said "Me baby died" and
walked away. (What baby, I dont know)
2. I was in 7-11 buying a mag with my mum and I saw Noel. I was like
"Mom! It's Noel!" . And she kept saying it wasnt and wouldn't let me
talk to him.
3.I was at the mall with me mum and I heard Oasis was doing a show for a
dollar. I asked her if I could go and she said no. So i asked her if I
could buy sumthing and she said yes. Instead of buying things I went to
the concert. The ticket was made out of gel. My mum found out I went and
got very very mad.
4.My mum was interviewing Liam and Noel and wouldnt let me talk to them
cos I "ate all the butter" Okay...
5.Liam came to my room and had looong black hair. I asked him for a
peice of it and he squeezed out gel-type stuff and gave it to me in a
baggy.
6.I was at an Oasis concert and I was yelling stuff really loud. Liam
saw me and said hi thru the mic. He started inviting people on stage and
I asked if I could go down there to. He said "No but meet me at the park
after the show" thru the mic. So I went to the park with my friend
Lauren and I didnt see anyone there. So we decided to go back. As we
were walking back, I saw there van drive by. So Lauren and I ran to the
park. They asked if we wanted to sit w/ them for a while and we said
okay. Liam let me brush his hair and braid it while I also got to keep a
piece of it :)
7.I was at an Oasis concert and this B***H from skool sttod in front of
me so I couldnt see. I was so pissed I punched her in the back and she
fell on the ground. Then Liam and Noel came down of stage holding hands
and Liam said "Dont punch people at me concerts out."
8.I saw Liam in a top hat at he grocery store buying juice and crackers.
9.I saw Liam walk into my apartment. Shockingly, I kicked him out.
10. Noel kicked my a**. Not a good dream.
11. I was at school and I saw Liam and Noel signing in my choir. I asked Liam if I could kiss him....he just looked at me weird.
12. Liam and Noel and i were in a car and Noel said "we're turning left!"
(he was driving) and Liam said "no right you bloke!" and i yelled "GO
STRAIGHT! there is the bus from speed!" hahahaha! that was a fun dream
13.Noel walked by my room and said "aren't you going to cook me anyfood
woman? get your arse inthe kitchen!" geeez.
14. Patsy was at my house and she
went into my freezer and said "good god
girl! you have no ice!" hehe! and then liam walked
by and said " yeah i don't fill the tray
either. whats the prob?" That was kewl cos i woke
up and i was like "wow liam and patsy were at my house!"
and i got all sad again cos i realised
it was a dream
15.I went to an
oasis concert with my friend's mom and i was
like "let me stay after the show and try to meet them!"
and she was like "no i have to go to work tomorrow"
i was sooooooooo mad and i was bitching her out. i even
woke up mad! i need to separate dreams from real life.
16.In my dream I was walking thru my apartment.
I heard "Supersonic" in the backround (probably the radio
on real life cos i left it on)
and I started looking for where the sound was coming
from. So
I asked my mom if she know and she said "have
you checked your bedroom?" I realised I hadn't so I
went there. On the floor Liam was laying
there in this big pool of blood and in his
hand was a gun. He shot himself in heart
in my bedroom! I screamed and bent down and
touched the blood. I remember it was warm. It was
weird cos its like i actually felt it.
I touched his hair and then i woke up.
I was crying. I looked all around my room for
sumthing unusal but nothing was. That was the
worst dream I ever had and ever will have...
unless Noel dies in one of my dreams :(
17)-I was at skool and I saw Liam in the hall and asked him where my math
class was. He was like "Da**ed if I know" and left. Weird...
18.
I was in the ocean out in the middle of f****ng nowhere. I was all
alone and on this little 4 by 4 peice of wood and I couldnt see anything
for miles. It was really dark too. All of the sudden Liam pulled up in
this boat and was like "Would you liek a ride?" and I was like "Sure!
Thanks!". So we were riding and talking (don't remeber what about tho)
and all of the sudden he said "So do you like Patsy?" And I said "She's
ok but if yer happy..." and he said "OK? THATS IT? OK?! Im sorry I even
offered you a ride!" and he PUSHED ME OFF!!! oh god it was bad :(
Thats all. I'm not sure why my brain tells thse storys when I rest but
it does.
New oasis dream!! It's me, Jen (ya know, this is my page) and I had another strange oasis dream the other night.
I had a dream that Alan bit off Bonehead's ear!! (I think it had something to do with the Tyson / Holyfield fight.) Anyway, the story was making headlines all over the world...pictures of Alan and the earless Bonehead were even on the front page of U.S. papers. Alan was forced to leave oasis, so they had to find yet another drummer. Alan was going to have to spend a minimum of 5 years in jail, and possibly even life in jail!
Okay, there's my very weird dream. I know oasis love doing stuff for publicity, but I hope they never go that far. How mad would that be?!
New oasis dream!! Here's "whatsthestory's" [webmaster of Bonehead's Bank Holiday] wild oasis dream.
I must warn you, this dream
skipped around like a Spice Girl, so it is WEIRD! It's all true though,
'cause I had it about a year ago and wrote it down on paper when I woke
up.
The dream starts out at a Peter Frampton concert. Do NOT ask me why. I
think I'd heard Frampton on the radio that night. Anyway, it must be the
'70s, 'cause Frampton's all young with long hair, and he's singing away
on stage. Then all of a sudden, I'm backstage. Frampton's crying, and
asking somebody why they don't care that he can't pay the rent anymore.
He says there's nothing left that he can do. He's talking to Noel and
Liam. They tell him they've had enough, and they just don't care
anymore. Frampton says, "Well the least you could do is get me a glass
of water!"
Next thing I know, I'm in the parking lot of the K-Mart in my town.
Ringo Starr is standing out front, and some people are getting his
autograph. I go over to get his autograph, and I want to talk to him,
but he just shakes my hand and smiles. So I ask him why he doesn't say
anything, and he tells me he doesn't know, to go inside and ask the
pizza guys. We have a Little Caesar's pizza built into our K-Mart, and
the pizza guys are (surprise) Liam and Noel. I ask them why Ringo can't
talk to me, and they tell me it wasn't their fault Frampton couldn't pay
the rent.
Now I'm in a gigantic room that looks like an indoor football field,
except bigger. There are two sets of small bleachers, and some people I
know are sitting in them. The Beatles are there. Paul is playing
hackey-sack with two of my friends, George is playing baseball with our
high school's team, and Ringo is sitting at a computer off to the side.
I go over to talk to Ringo (I don't know why talking to Ringo was so
darned important in this dream), and he's complaining about the computer
not working. Then he asks me why I'm not with John. I don't see John, so
I assume that even though Ringo, George and Paul look like they did in
1964, John is already dead. I tell Ringo that, and he looks at me like
I'm crazy. He tells me John's over on the stage, and that I should know
he's alive, I'm supposed to marry him. (I laughed pretty hard about that
part once I woke up) Well, hey, this is a dream, so I'm like "Hey! Cool!
I'm marrying John Lennon!" I go over to the bleachers, to verify this
information with my friends, and they say sure I'm marrying John,
they're all there for the wedding tomorrow. So at this point I'm
wondering how John Lennon knows who I am. I look for the stage. It's
about...two miles away, and when I start walking toward it, all of a
sudden I'm standing on it. The Beatles are setting up to play a concert,
so I'm trying to get out of their way. Then Ringo tells me I can't go,
Paul's sick and I have to play bass. I don't know how to play bass, and
I tell him this. He says John'll show me, it's not hard. I'm really
nervous, but John says to just follow the keys, and now there's a bunch
of colored tabs sticking out of the bass that tell you when to play
which string. Liam and Noel walk across the stage. I ask them where
they're going, and they tell me they can't talk until the circus starts.
Just before I start playing, the stage disappears. I'm in the K-Mart lot
again, and Liam and Noel are back. They ask me if I'm riding to the
circus with them, and I tell them that I should go with John, since I'm
supposedly marrying him. Liam asks me why he isn't the one getting to
marry John. (I thought that part was pretty funny, too.) We never end up
at the circus. (oh well, I don't like circuses anyway.) We end up in a
room with a lot of couches and a huge ceiling fan. There are bees - I
mean LOTS of bees - flying around the fan. Liam is looking for George,
but George is lying on a couch with a sheet over his head, hiding from
the bees. I tell Liam to watch out for the bees. Noel tells Liam to get
up there and get rid of those bees. Liam jumps on a couch, grabs hold of
the ceiling fan, and starts spinning around and around, kicking bees.
Now the ceiling fan is WAY up there, and Liam starts to slip. I freak
(naturally), he falls, and lands on one of the couches.
Now the whole band (Oasis) is in the room, and the Beatles are gone. The
room is smaller, there's only three couches, and my softball team is in
there, too. They're just sitting around one couch, acting stupid and
ignoring everybody. I'm trying to read a newspaper that Bonehead's got.
He pulls me onto the couch by the arm, holds the paper where I can see
it and says "Check this out." On the same page is a picture of John
Lennon, and one of Peter Frampton with the headline "Lennon Murdered in
New York - Frampton Can't Pay The Rent". Bonehead tells me I should've
married Guigsy a long time ago, and he could've stopped all that, but
it's too late now. I tell Bonehead I was supposed to marry JOHN not
GUIGSY. Guigsy is asleep on the bar, incidentally. Liam and Noel are
sitting on one couch, shooting rubber bands at Alan. They call me over
and ask me why I didn't marry Guigsy. I tell them it wasn't Guigsy I
thought I was marrying, and I really don't WANT to marry Guigsy, thanks
very much. Liam just smiles. Noel tells Liam that if anybody can fix it
up, I can. Liam takes one of his rubber bands, ties my hair back with
it, gives me a hug, hands me a glass of water, and tells me to go give
it to Frampton before John gets back.
End of dream. Freaked me out in a big way, but there it was.
New oasis dream!! Here's Sarah's cool oasis dreams:
I've had two mad Oasis dreams that I can actually remember. One was about
Liam and the other about Noel.
1. Starring Liam: I am running from someone, but I don't know who it is. All
I know is that if they find me, they will kill me. I'm in a huge yard, and
I'm hiding behind bushes and fences, all the while keeping my eye on the road
because the killer is driving around looking for me. I was scared, but it was
exciting. I was almost happy about this. (Dreams are sooo weird.) All of a
sudden I'm in this small house that sits on the yard. I'm home and Liam comes
in. He throwing things about, swearing, trying to get at me. I realize he's
the killer, but I'm not scared. I calm him down, I tell him everything's OK,
"I'm here now," etc. We sit on this couch that's right by the window, I'm
talking to him and bringing him down. He leans down and kisses me, and then
we just start making out like mad. It was so real! Needless to say, it was a
little piece of heaven that night.
2. Starring Noel: I was at a fancy play. My best friend was there, but she
was with Noel. I was very jealous. I kept trying to chat him up but he
wouldn't pay attention.
A very popular girl from my school was there and she sauntered up to Noel and
said, "I'm so beautiful and popular. Everyone knows it." He looked at her and
said, "Just shut yer mouth ya brat." I loved that, it was so Noel. So I get
my chance to talk to him, right? I say, "Hey Noel, I'm Sarah!" But it came
out in this SUPER-squeaky Mickey-Mouse-like voice. I was so embarrassed. He
looked at me like, "Yeah, whatever," and took off with my friend. So I didn't
have good luck with Noel. But, hey, it's only a dream.
**Lisa, the head Liam Lover & president of the Liam Lover's Club, recently placed an oasis dreams section on her Liam Land page. Liam Land also has a "freak show" and Liam/oasis news updates. To get into Liam Land you gotta join the L.L.C.. This is just a reminder to join the club that's mad for Liam. Oh, you can also find more oasis dreams at Noeland. If you love Noel you MUST go there. It's also got a freakshow.....well, I'm not gonna tell you everything it has. Just go see it for yourself, you won't be dissapointed.
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