"WONDERWALL RIVALRY"

WE ALL KNOW THAT NOEL WROTE WONDERWALL, LIAM SINGS IT ON THE ALBUM, & NOEL ALMOST ALWAYS SEEMS TO SING IT LIVE. -WHY IS THIS...? IT'S NOT LIKE LIAM CAN'T SING IT LIVE. HE SINGS IT PERFECTLY ON THE "THERE & THEN" VIDEO. BEFORE EACH CONCERT HOW DO THEY DECIDE WHO'S GONNA SING IT THAT NIGHT? SINCE IT'S SUCH A POPULAR SONG, I'M SURE THEY BOTH WANNA SING IT, & THAT COULD RESULT IN SOME PROBLEMS...SUCH AS...

"WONDERWALL RIVALRY"

(BACKSTAGE)LIAM: [IS LOOKING OVER SET-LIST] SO, WONDERWALL IS GONNA BE THE 12TH SONG TONIGHT.

NOEL: YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE ONE OF MY ACOUSTIC NUMBERS.

LIAM: NO, I'M GONNA SING IT TONIGHT, YOU SANG IT LAST NIGHT.

NOEL: AND I'M GONNA SING IT AGAIN TONIGHT.

LIAM: HOW DO YOU FEEL, THAT WE'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN OUR TOUR, & YOU'VE ALREADY DEVELOPED A REPUTATION FOR BEING A WONDERWALL HOG?

NOEL: ME, I'M INTO IT. BUT AT THE END OF THE SHOW WE GO BACKSTAGE & YOU GIVE ME A CLIP. -AND YOU DO, YOU SAY, "WHY'D YOU HAVE TO SING IT TONIGHT YOU LITTLE TINKER?"

LIAM: THAT'S BECAUSE I WANNA SING IT.

NOEL: YOU CAN SING CAST NO SHADOW TONIGHT.

LIAM: I DON'T WANNA, BUT IF I DID, THERE'S NOTHING THAT WOULD STOP ME. -BUT I WANNA SING WONDERWALL.

NOEL: BUT IT'S PART OF MY FOUR SONG ACOUSTIC SET.

LIAM: OH, IT IS NOT. YOU CAN TAKE YOUR FOUR SONG ACOUSTIC SET, & SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT TILL IT COMES OUT YOUR LITTLE TOE.

NOEL: LOOK, WONDERWALL WASN'T WRITTEN BY YOU, IT WAS WRITTEN BY ME. IT'S NOT ABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND, IT'S ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND, SO I SHOULD SING IT.

LIAM: BUT IT'S NOT JUST FOR YOU TO SING & IT'S NOT JUST FOR ME TO SING, IT'S FOR BOTH OF US. -& YOU'VE SUNG IT THE LAST 3 NIGHTS.

NOEL: WELL, I'M GONNA SING IT AGAIN TONIGHT.

LIAM: SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING RIGHT, IS THAT I'M SUPPOSED TO GO OUT THERE TONIGHT, SING A FEW SONGS, RIGHT, & THEN WALK OFF THE STAGE & LET YOU SING WONDERWALL.

NOEL:RIGHT

LIAM: WELL, I SAY THAT I'M GONNA SING IT TONIGHT.

NOEL: THE THING IS, YOU DON'T DECIDE WHO'S GONNA SING IT.

LIAM: DO YOU?

NOEL: YES, I DO.

LIAM: WELL, I'M DECIDING RIGHT NOW. & I SAY THAT I'M GONNA SING IT TONIGHT. & I'M GONNA BE INTO IT.

NOEL: DO YOU EVEN REMEMBER ALL THE WORDS?

LIAM: YES.

NOEL: WELL, YOU HAVEN'T SUNG IT IN AGES, SO YOU MUST HAVE A PRETTY GOOD MEMORY. HOW MANY TIMES AT THE END OF THE SONG DO YOU SING "GONNA BE THE ONE THAT SAVES ME"

LIAM: 'BOUT 2000 FU***N' ONE.

NOEL: NO, IT'S NOT THAT MANY TIMES. BUT I SING IT EVERY NIGHT & SOMETIMES I FORGET THE EXACT WORDS, SO YOU SHUT UP ABOUT KNOWING THE EXACT WORDS.

LIAM: WHY SHOULD YOU SING IT?

NOEL: BECAUSE I HAVE A MELODIC VOICE.

LIAM: THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU HAVING A MELODIC VOICE, IT'S ABOUT THE SONG, & TAKING TURNS SINGING IT.

NOEL: CALM DOWN MAN, YOU'VE HAD TOO MANY G&Ts

LIAM: YOU THINK BEING A SONGWRITER IS ABOUT SINGING ALL THE SONGS, & IT ISN'T.

NOEL: I DO NOT.

LIAM: THAT WAS YOUR QUOTE YOU PRICK. YOU SAID, "BEING A SONG WRITER IS ABOUT SINGING ALL THE SONGS."

NOEL: OH, I DID NOT. & BESIDES, WHEN I SING WONDERWALL IT HAS SOMETHING THAT IT DOESN'T HAVE WHEN YOU SING IT.

LIAM: WHAT?

NOEL: SOUL

LIAM: I SING IT WITH SOUL! I SING IT WITH SOUL!

NOEL: YOU DON'T IF YOU START SHOUTING THE WORDS INSTEAD OF SINGING THEM.

LIAM: I DO SING IT, I DO SING IT! & I'LL SING IT TONIGHT.

NOEL: THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG.

LIAM: NO, THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG, CAUSE I'M GONNA SING IT TONIGHT.

NOEL: WHY ARE YOU GETTING HUNG UP ABOUT A SITUATION CONCERNING A SONG?

LIAM: [DOESN'T ANSWER, IS STARING OFF INTO SPACE]

NOEL: LIAM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

LIAM: DAYDREAMING

NOEL: 'BOUT WHAT?

LIAM: [MENACINGLY] YOU GET LARENGITIS ON THE TOUR, & I SING ALL THE SONGS.

Feel free to check out previous Wibbling Rivalry spin-offs.

women_rivalry, wedding_rivalry, drummer_rivalry_parts_1_and_2

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