WE ALL KNOW THAT NOEL WROTE WONDERWALL, LIAM SINGS IT ON THE ALBUM, & NOEL ALMOST ALWAYS SEEMS TO SING IT LIVE. -WHY IS THIS...? IT'S NOT LIKE LIAM CAN'T SING IT LIVE. HE SINGS IT PERFECTLY ON THE "THERE & THEN" VIDEO. BEFORE EACH CONCERT HOW DO THEY DECIDE WHO'S GONNA SING IT THAT NIGHT? SINCE IT'S SUCH A POPULAR SONG, I'M SURE THEY BOTH WANNA SING IT, & THAT COULD RESULT IN SOME PROBLEMS...SUCH AS... "WONDERWALL RIVALRY" (BACKSTAGE)LIAM: [IS LOOKING OVER SET-LIST] SO, WONDERWALL IS GONNA BE THE 12TH SONG TONIGHT. NOEL: YEAH, IT'S GONNA BE ONE OF MY ACOUSTIC NUMBERS. LIAM: NO, I'M GONNA SING IT TONIGHT, YOU SANG IT LAST NIGHT. NOEL: AND I'M GONNA SING IT AGAIN TONIGHT. LIAM: HOW DO YOU FEEL, THAT WE'VE ONLY JUST BEGUN OUR TOUR, & YOU'VE ALREADY DEVELOPED A REPUTATION FOR BEING A WONDERWALL HOG? NOEL: ME, I'M INTO IT. BUT AT THE END OF THE SHOW WE GO BACKSTAGE & YOU GIVE ME A CLIP. -AND YOU DO, YOU SAY, "WHY'D YOU HAVE TO SING IT TONIGHT YOU LITTLE TINKER?" LIAM: THAT'S BECAUSE I WANNA SING IT. NOEL: YOU CAN SING CAST NO SHADOW TONIGHT. LIAM: I DON'T WANNA, BUT IF I DID, THERE'S NOTHING THAT WOULD STOP ME. -BUT I WANNA SING WONDERWALL. NOEL: BUT IT'S PART OF MY FOUR SONG ACOUSTIC SET. LIAM: OH, IT IS NOT. YOU CAN TAKE YOUR FOUR SONG ACOUSTIC SET, & SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT TILL IT COMES OUT YOUR LITTLE TOE. NOEL: LOOK, WONDERWALL WASN'T WRITTEN BY YOU, IT WAS WRITTEN BY ME. IT'S NOT ABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND, IT'S ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND, SO I SHOULD SING IT. LIAM: BUT IT'S NOT JUST FOR YOU TO SING & IT'S NOT JUST FOR ME TO SING, IT'S FOR BOTH OF US. -& YOU'VE SUNG IT THE LAST 3 NIGHTS. NOEL: WELL, I'M GONNA SING IT AGAIN TONIGHT. LIAM: SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING RIGHT, IS THAT I'M SUPPOSED TO GO OUT THERE TONIGHT, SING A FEW SONGS, RIGHT, & THEN WALK OFF THE STAGE & LET YOU SING WONDERWALL. NOEL:RIGHT LIAM: WELL, I SAY THAT I'M GONNA SING IT TONIGHT. NOEL: THE THING IS, YOU DON'T DECIDE WHO'S GONNA SING IT. LIAM: DO YOU? NOEL: YES, I DO. LIAM: WELL, I'M DECIDING RIGHT NOW. & I SAY THAT I'M GONNA SING IT TONIGHT. & I'M GONNA BE INTO IT. NOEL: DO YOU EVEN REMEMBER ALL THE WORDS? LIAM: YES. NOEL: WELL, YOU HAVEN'T SUNG IT IN AGES, SO YOU MUST HAVE A PRETTY GOOD MEMORY. HOW MANY TIMES AT THE END OF THE SONG DO YOU SING "GONNA BE THE ONE THAT SAVES ME" LIAM: 'BOUT 2000 FU***N' ONE. NOEL: NO, IT'S NOT THAT MANY TIMES. BUT I SING IT EVERY NIGHT & SOMETIMES I FORGET THE EXACT WORDS, SO YOU SHUT UP ABOUT KNOWING THE EXACT WORDS. LIAM: WHY SHOULD YOU SING IT? NOEL: BECAUSE I HAVE A MELODIC VOICE. LIAM: THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU HAVING A MELODIC VOICE, IT'S ABOUT THE SONG, & TAKING TURNS SINGING IT. NOEL: CALM DOWN MAN, YOU'VE HAD TOO MANY G&Ts LIAM: YOU THINK BEING A SONGWRITER IS ABOUT SINGING ALL THE SONGS, & IT ISN'T. NOEL: I DO NOT. LIAM: THAT WAS YOUR QUOTE YOU PRICK. YOU SAID, "BEING A SONG WRITER IS ABOUT SINGING ALL THE SONGS." NOEL: OH, I DID NOT. & BESIDES, WHEN I SING WONDERWALL IT HAS SOMETHING THAT IT DOESN'T HAVE WHEN YOU SING IT. LIAM: WHAT? NOEL: SOUL LIAM: I SING IT WITH SOUL! I SING IT WITH SOUL! NOEL: YOU DON'T IF YOU START SHOUTING THE WORDS INSTEAD OF SINGING THEM. LIAM: I DO SING IT, I DO SING IT! & I'LL SING IT TONIGHT. NOEL: THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG. LIAM: NO, THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG, CAUSE I'M GONNA SING IT TONIGHT. NOEL: WHY ARE YOU GETTING HUNG UP ABOUT A SITUATION CONCERNING A SONG? LIAM: [DOESN'T ANSWER, IS STARING OFF INTO SPACE] NOEL: LIAM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! LIAM: DAYDREAMING NOEL: 'BOUT WHAT? LIAM: [MENACINGLY] YOU GET LARENGITIS ON THE TOUR, & I SING ALL THE SONGS. Feel free to check out previous Wibbling Rivalry spin-offs. women_rivalry,