Oh heavens, but we HAVE neglected this page SADLY, and are back to..uh...ramble, at the moment. This is me Soggy, ah, rambling, and..errr...yeah. and this is wash fumbling blindly thru the html to figure out where the ramble is, exactly...pssssssssttt... You can't see the ramble for the HTML...tra-la-la...erm yes. Well. Have you ever really considered the karmic value of cardboard? hmm, no, i haven't. It seems it is time that I go climb a mountain, stand on my head listening to "(The) Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota" over and over again, and think about how valuable cardboard, and what a horrible horrible terrible messy situation with lots of cheese curdles we would be in if YOU WANT LAMPS??? I'LL GIVE YOU LAMPS!!!!!! TEE HEE MWAHARHARHARHAR
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You SHOULD. My gosh this ramble will take up the whole page LMAO...uh-oh I've lapsed into acronymism again. I am not Ulfen Bedwyr of Rhegged. Thought that needed clarification. Well, as long as we're posting freaky pics from other sites... POLKA DOWN WITH YOUR BAD SELF!!!!!!
How have things changed since the last time we updated this ramble.... not much. We're still insane. And that is all that matters. Collect? 1-800-GO-BROKE (Ahem...we're not responsible if you call that number, who knows what it REALLY leads to...) You can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want but if you try sometimes you might find you get what you need.... Eeeeeeeeek whenever I think of that song.....er well never mind. NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH RICE!!! Oh no no no no that's all wrong. Erm.......right. Well that is I mean it wasn't right, but I was saying right as a manner of saying "let's get on with it then". You know? Oh, sigh....er...........I'm using too many ellipses...DOYATI!!! (means 27)
DOYATI?? ITAYOD Hmmm ……… Y'think we oughta get to updating more of the main page??? Or just RAMBLE until it makes people's computers crash into a semi truck going 27,000 MPH in a 40 zone?? I was wondering that meself. TO THE BATMOBILE!!! Er, no that's not right at all. To the...WS_FTP??Come my trusty cohorts, let us to the monkee mobile AWAY! --- I just knew that would happen. Now, remember. Ah yes, you upload?...wanna change the quotes n stuffs? And thus will it always end for men who use their knowledge of medicine for evil, and badness!! (I'm sorry, I had to do the beginning of the quote. It's this little reflex in my cerebrum that...oh never mind.) Yes, lettuce.
---The BBC would like to apologise for the shortness of this ramble. We realise it is only 3 inches tall, yet we are not responsible, that it has not yet reached the full height of a normal ramble. Yet one member of this silly group has to return to school on August 25th, and the other has to go find Michael Palin ....oh never mind, he's in Soggy's pocket... -----
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THERE WAS NO CARDBOARD LEFT ON THE PLANET!
Y'think?
Nah, I'm tryin' to cut down. *rimshot* Oh, ah, anyway, yes that'd be simply awful. But what would be worse...is if there were NO CHEEZ-ITS. Think about it. Then click
Yes, I know, it does nothing. It signifies the value of not needing proof that Cheez-its and Dr. Pepper are the yin and yang of our world today. In fact... In fact just yesterday I found out that top scientists at the laboratory are now trying to solve hunger and war all at the same time by dropping huge packets of CHEEZ-ITS on foreign countries. I'm wondering is this to get countries addicted to that cheesy goodness...so that...they...will..........*faint* This is Washy's alter-ego, Wappy, coming to you live from the fainted brain of Washy. She'll be back in a minute, but first a message to sogg from Wap's subconciousness.... I NEED CHEEZ-ITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have Cheez-Its. Mwahahahah <eft> I like lava lamps yes I do; I wanna lava lamp how 'bout you! I want people to walk into my room and think they're in a psychedelic funk. But mostly, I want a new doorknob...mine is grungy and it doesn't lock. Hey Wap...I made Python references in the last ramble, but I think it was too early for you to catch 'em... Washy is still out like a light.... So I'll take over from here, me the wap. Ah t'was prolly. I'm pretty dense at the beginning of obsessions. Who knows when that last ramble WAS ANYWAYYYYYY. FIVE HUNDRED YEARS AGO! psst.... Eat your brocolli....polka down with your bad self...now how much would you pay?? You have CHEEZITS???? Oh lucky lucky! (Hey....< G > ... James..) (/me giggles heehee...........) Mad Libs are fun. Fun April Fool's joke, or just something annoying...tape a piece of string to the door jamb of someone's room, tie the other end to a rubber ball, pull it back and let it knock...then run and hide while whoever's in there gets annoyed.
How's that for freaky hmmmmmmmm??
It's this freaky psychedelic warped crazy bubble wrap type thing with gasoline colours in a dark midnight FOREÈ! The ramble *may* take up the whole page, but you'll know forever more that it makes up for those 27,042 rambles we neglected in the year 1999...and some. You want something strange??? HMMMMMM?? Well....I'll tell you what.... I DONT HAVE ANYTHING STRANGE... *CHICKEN SCREAM*... but I do say....
listen to the music...tee hee mwhahaahhrhahrhhahhahrhrahrhahr Freaky enough for you?
Tralalala.../me deletes the code for my ring since it doesn't exist anymore and puts up a NEW one tralalalalalalallaaaaaaaaaa...BUBBLE WRAP! Woohoo. Now I have Listen To The Music stuck in me ead, wap, thanks so much....<g> D'OH there I go again with the <g>ing...sigh oh sigh. I just tried to drink my Cheez-Its...nono, drink not the cheez-its, but the DP, for it is the Soda of Life!!!!
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The Electrical Appliance Conspiracy
Chain Letters, advertisements, and other annoying bits of email (Part One)
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Rootbyria: God of Soda
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