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Console Wars, Part 4
By Chaos
Pain surges through Evil Knight, Locke, Bio, Tortolia, and Tritoch's bodies as they watch the swirling colors around them. Suddenly, they hit rock-hard pavement with a thud.
Trtitoch: Owwww! That hurt.
Evil Knight: Where are we?
They look up and see gleaming lights and fireworks everywhere.
Bio: The Gold Saucer?
Tortolia: Cool!
Locke: I hope not.
They stand up.
Unknown: Well, you guys are close.
Trtitoch: I recognize that voice!
They turn.
All (except Locke and Unknown): Kaitlin!
Kaitlin: Hi guys.
Tritoch: So this must be...
Kaitlin: Gold Saucer/Skyhorn Linkway Station. The newest gate leads to Chaos's Skyhorn, Land of Neutrality.
Bio: That's where we're headin'.
Locke: But for different reasons. We need to stop N64 Man from corrupting Nintendo.
Tortolia: Yeah, except while Tritoch's Neutral, and Locke's Nintendo, we're PSX. You?
Kaitlin: I'm neutral. That's why I'm here! I knew you guys were coming!
Bio: Can you see the future?
Kailtin: No, DLE told me.
Locke: He's here???
Kailtin: Only for a minute. Then some vortex openned up and sucked him in. Him and Edgar, and Magus, and Banon, and Kharis. They all left too. I tried to track them with my magic, but...
Bio: We gotta find them!
Tortolia: Yeah. They can get into Nintendo and stop N64 Man!
Kaitlin: Then let me help, my magic should come in useful.
Druidess Kaitlin joined!
Kaitlin: Now let's go see Chaos.
Unknown: Chaos? You want to see Chaos? Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Tritoch: I don't like the sound of that...
Suddenly everything around them goes black, and they are alone, no people, no Gold Saucer.
Unknown: I can't let you do that. Ha ha ha!
Locke: Uh-oh! Bio, hold them off, while the rest of us get outta here!
Bio: Are you insane!!! Ergh! If we get outta this alive...
Kaitlin: Not now!
Tortolia: It's coming!!
Tortolia is knocked down with a thud.
Kaitlin: Cure 2!
Tortolia: Thanks. (draws sword). AAH!
Unknown: You can't beat me! *THUD!*
Tritoch: Oof! Ergh! *Uses that 3 attack thingy*
Unknown: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Unknown2: Through here!
A strange glow emits from the corner of Locke's eye.
Locke: Hey, guys! Come on!
Bio: Yeah, let's go go go!!
They all step into strange glow.
On the other side...
Kaitlin: What happened??
Bio: I dunno.
Tortolia: Close the gap!
Tritoch: We can't, Locke's still there!
Then, like in answer, with an eerie cry, then a crackle, Locke's lifeless body is thrown through, and the gap shuts.
Meanwhile...
Jack Azz: We near our destination!
Soldier: Sir!
Jack Azz: What?!?
Soldeir: We found something wandering around the moving fortress, sir!
Jack Azz: Bring it in.
Kharis (Muffled): mumdeeumdumdumdeedidlyumbum!!!
Jack Azz: Shut up!
Soldier: We lost four REALLY good soldiers trying to take him down. And DLE, Locke, and Banon are nowhere to be seen.
Jack Azz: I know.
Soldeir: We also saw Magus and Edgar, but they got away through a gate!
Jack Azz: Leave me!
Exits.
Jack Azz: Well, Kharis. Soon, you will be the first witness to the assault on Sony, and you will see your emperor DIE, at my hands. (thrusts him into wall with 132-bit Crystal. Kharis is unconsious). Ha, ha, ha! There...there it is!
In the distance was the Sony landmark, halfway point.
Jack Azz: Almost there. Hahahahaha!
Well, now that Kharis is captured, and Kaitlin joined in, things are just not gettin' any prettier!!
Console Wars, Part 5
Console Wars, Part 6
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