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The Kaos Days, a continuing tale...
Where we left off, Mog, Barney, the Power Rangers, the Village
People and the zombie Moogle Borgs were headed to lay waste on Jidoor..
Alan: They're coming!
Modern-day Rapper: Eeek! The Village People!
The Village People sing YMCA...
The entire town runs screaming in the other direction, some start
to turn green, and others grow tusks..
Before long, the entire townsfolk are servings of green eggs and
ham, still screaming.
Mog: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! MARCH!!!!! (After we eat the food, of course)
Inside Doma, the big world defense base at the time..
Cyan: What 'tis happening!?!
Doma Scout: Mog's at it again, except this time he has help!
Cyan: From?
Doma Scout: The three most evil beings of all.
Cyan: Ye dost not mean...?
Doma Scout: Yeap, the Village People, the Power Rangers and Barney.
Cyan: I guess t'would be best to enlist the aid of some of our
less-known allies.
Chancellor: Agreed.
In Kohlingen, the Power Rangers do their horrible rhyming-dancing gigs. The entire town is turned into cheesecake, still screaming.
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The chocobos at their castle watch the spectacle in horror...
Chocobo 1: Cooc cooc (Translation: I guess we're not the only
ones for the world...)
Chocobo 2: Cooc cooc (Translation: I told you we should've
invested in StarFox instead of these lousy Playstations!)
Commander: Cooc cooc (Translation: Just sit tight, we almost got everything in order!)
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Mog's army marches into Nikheah...
Barney does his stupid song...
The entire town turns into a bunch of brainless toddlers.
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The Lizar watch from the mountains that shield their ravine...
Lizar 1: Gro da carath (Translation: Why do we even bother?)
Lizar 2: Ninath Gyth Ha (Translation: Because it's boring when
you're the only super race on the planet!)
Lizar 1: Ah...
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Mog's army is seen off Doma's walls...
Cyan: The time has come...
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UH OH!! WHAT DOES CYAN HAVE UP HIS SLEEVE!?! AND WHAT HAS BECOME
OF OUR HEROES? STAY ALERT FOR THE CONCLUSION OF THE CHOCOBO WAR!!!!
THE CONCLUSION OF THE CHOCOBO WAR
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