Welcome to Spot's Poetry Corner!

A Cup O' Coffee Well, it was inevitable. More poetry got written, so we needed a page to link to the poems, so Spot's Poetry Corner popped into existence!

Welcome, I am Spot, aka Allison, one-third of your humble Triumvirate. These poems, while they may be slightly cheesy (not that cheesy is bad, mind you; cheesy can be very good. Unless it's that fake cheese-in-a-can stuff, which is very very bad), are all Ivan-related (On DutchyWeb? How did that happen?) Anyway, click on the list below to get an Ivan/Dutchy poem, then use the BACK command to get back to this page.

Hey, there's new poetry here! (As you will well see as you scroll down this list.) I finally found the poems Jess wrote (they got lost in the abyss of my disks, but they've been recovered.) So please check out the new poems. Hey, if someone else sends me some, the new poems could be yours! (Shameless plug.) =)

So, grab your cappuchino or your cafe mocha (or if you prefer, your venti frappuchino from the Starbucks where more ABC newspeople get their caffeine than any other Starbucks), sit back, and relax. Happy reading!

List of Poems

~~~~~Haikus~~~~~

~~~~~Other Poems~~~~~

If inspiration comes upon you and you are inspired by the muse of our blond-haired angel-god to write poetry about him, do it! Write poetry! It's one thing that's good for you that doesn't look or taste horrible! You don't have to sneak out of the house to do it! It's not illegal (at least not yet!) Your parents would approve! It won't rot your teeth! It's educational (and everyone know we're at college for the educational value...?)! It has a full day's supply of Ivan and all the calcium you need! And dammit, it just makes you feel good! Write some Dutchy poetry and send it to Spot and it'll get posted in Spot's Poetry Corner. Share your Ivan-inspired musings with the rest of his faithful followers!
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