The Worst Simpsons Site Ever
"For your free brochure send five dollars to Dimoxinil, 485 Hair Plaza, Hair City, Utah."
"You know, sir, accidents decreased by exactly the number that Simpson himself is known or suspected to have caused last month. And our output level is just as high as during Simpson's last vacation."
"Okay, I'm not going to kill you, but I'm going to tell you three things that are gonna haunt you for the rest of your days. You've ruined your father, you've crippled your family, and baldness is hereditary!"
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