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"Remember what Vince Lombardi said: If you lose, you're out of the family."
Homer, "Dead Putting Society"
"This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail. That's democracy for you."
Mr. Burns, "Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish"
"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."
Homer, "Lisa's Substitute"
Season 2 Send your reviews to szyslak@worldnet.att.net. Be sure to read the guidelines on the Main Reviews Page.
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3 Good
2 Fair
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0 Very Poor
Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish (7F01)
Mr. Burns' gubernatorial campaign is threatened by the three-eyed fish the Simpson children caught near the nuclear power plant.
My Score: 5
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Simpson and Delilah (7F02)
Dimoxinil temporarily cures Homer's baldness.
My Score: 3.5
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Bart Gets an F (7F03)
Bart may have to repeat the fourth grade.
My Score: 4
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Treehouse of Horror (7F04)
The first Halloween special. The gang moves into a haunted house; Kodos and Kang abduct the family; James Earl Jones retells Edgar Allen Poe's "The Raven."
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- Bad Dream House: 2.5
- Hungry Are the Damned: 4
- The Raven: 4
Dancin' Homer (7F05)
Homer becomes a baseball mascot.
My Score: 3
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Bart the Daredevil (7F06)
Bart tries to imitate daredevil Lance Murdock.
My Score: 5
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Bart vs. Thanksgiving (7F07)
Bart runs away from home.
My Score: 3.5
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Dead Putting Society (7F08)
Homer enters Bart in a miniature golf tournament to spite Ned Flanders.
My Score: 2.5
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Itchy and Scratchy and Marge (7F09)
Marge crusades against cartoon violence.
My Score: 4.5
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Bart Gets Hit By a Car (7F10)
Mr. Burns hits Bart with his car.
My Score: 4.5
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One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish (7F11)
Homer may have eaten bad blowfish.
My Score: 4.5
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The Way We Was (7F12)
Homer and Marge remember the time they first met.
My Score: 5
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Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment (7F13)
Lisa crusades against illegal cable.
My Score: 4.5
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Bart's Dog Gets an F (7F14)
The family threatens to give Santa's Little Helper away; Lisa has the mumps.
My Score: 4
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Principal Charming (7F15)
Principal Skinner falls in love with Patty.
My Score: 3
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Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? (7F16)
Homer discovers he has a half-brother.
My Score: 4
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Old Money (7F17)
Grampa searches for something to do with his inheritance.
My Score: 4
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Brush With Greatness (7F18)
Marge rediscovers her artistic talent; Homer tries to lose weight after an embarrassing accident at a water park.
My Score: 4
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Lisa's Substitute (7F19)
Lisa has a crush on her substitute teacher; Bart runs for class president.
My Score: 5
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War of the Simpsons (7F20)
Homer and Marge go on a weekend marriage retreat.
My Score: 4
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Three Men and a Comic Book (7F21)
Bart, Milhouse and Martin team up to buy Radioactive Man #1.
My Score: 3
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Blood Feud (7F22)
Bart donates his rare blood to Mr. Burns.
My Score: 3.5
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