| The Worst Simpsons Site Ever 
"Friday night. Pork chops. From cradle to grave, etched in stone and God's library somewhere in heaven ..." 
"As usual, the playground has the facts right, but misses the point entirely." 
"No need to panic. There is a map to the hospital on the back of the menu." 
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