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"As God as my witness, I'll always be hungry again!" 
"I've just enrolled in the screenwriting class. I yearn to tell the story of an idealistic young Hindu, pushed too far by convenience store bandits. I call it `Hands Off My Jerky, Turkey'." 
"Beatles, eh? Oh, yes. I seem to remember their off-key caterwauling on the old Sullivan show. What was Ed thinking?" 
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