The Worst Simpsons Site Ever
"Joe's Crematorium. You kill 'em, we grill 'em."
"Hello, you have reached the New Bedlam "Wrongly Committed" Hotline. All of our operators are currently busy. Please stand by." [Patsy Cline's "Crazy" plays]
"Dear Bart, I am using the stationery Mom and Dad gave me for my birthday to inform you that we are now brother and sister in name only. Perhaps if a professional so advises, I will give you a hug at some far-distant family reunion. But rest assured, it will be purely for show."
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