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"Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic."
Homer, "Flaming Moe's"
"It started out like Romeo and Juliet but ended up in tragedy."
Milhouse, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love"
"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie, and one to listen."
Homer, "Colonel Homer"
Season 3 Send your reviews to szyslak@worldnet.att.net. Be sure to read the guidelines on the Main Reviews Page.
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5 Classic
4 Excellent
3 Good
2 Fair
1 Poor
0 Very Poor
When Flanders Failed (7F23)
Flanders opens a left-handed store.
My Score: 2.5
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Stark Raving Dad (7F24)
Homer ends up in a mental institution for wearing a pink shirt.
My Score: 4.5
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Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington (8F01)
Lisa almost wins a patriotic essay contest.
My Score: 4
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Treehouse of Horror II (8F02)
Everyone in the family has nightmares brought on by too much Halloween candy. In Lisa's dream, a monkey's paw brings good and very bad luck; Bart dreams he can read people's thoughts; Homer dreams that he shares a body with Mr. Burns.
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- Lisa's Nightmare: 5
- Bart's Nightmare: 5
- Homer's Nightmare: 5
Bart the Murderer (8F03)
Bart gets involved with the mob.
My Score: 4
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Homer Defined (8F04)
Homer is lionized as a hero after "saving" Springfield from nuclear disaster.
My Score: 3.5
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Like Father, Like Clown (8F05)
Bart and Lisa try to reunite Krusty with his rabbi father.
My Score: 4.5
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Lisa's Pony (8F06)
Homer buys Lisa a pony to apologize for screwing up her solo, and has to work the graveyard shift at the Kwik-E-Mart to pay for it.
My Score: 5
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Saturdays of Thunder (8F07)
Homer and Bart bond while building a soapbox racer.
My Score: 3
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Flaming Moe's (8F08)
Moe steals Homer's cocktail formula.
My Score: 4.5
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Burns Verkhaufen der Kraftwerk (8F09)
Homer loses his job when Germans take over the plant.
My Score: 4
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I Married Marge (8F10)
A look back at Homer and Marge's marriage and the birth of Bart.
My Score: 4
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Radio Bart (8F11)
Bart fools the town into thinking there's a kid trapped down a well, then gets a taste of his own medicine.
My Score: 5
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Lisa the Greek (8F12)
Homer and Lisa bond while picking football winners, but the end of the football season may mean the end of "Daddy-Daughter Days."
My Score: 4.5
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Homer At the Bat (8F13)
Mr. Burns adds professional baseball players to the plant's softball team.
My Score: 4
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Homer Alone (8F14)
When Marge takes a vacation, Bart and Lisa stay with Patty and Selma, and Homer has to take care of Maggie.
My Score: 4.5
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Separate Vocations (8F15)
An aptitude test leads to role-switching for Bart and Lisa.
My Score: 4.5
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Bart the Lover (8F16)
Bart answers Mrs. Krabappel's personal ad.
My Score: 5
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Dog of Death (8F17)
Santa's Little Helper almost dies.
My Score: 4
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Colonel Homer (8F19)
Homer manages a country singer.
My Score: 4.5
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Black Widower (8F20)
Sideshow Bob returns to kill Selma.
My Score: 3
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The Otto Show (8F21)
Spinal Tap plays Springfield; Otto moves in with the Simpsons.
My Score: 3
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Bart's Friend Falls in Love (8F22)
Milhouse falls in love with Samantha Stanky.
My Score: 5
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Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes? (8F23)
A sequel to "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"
My Score: 3
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