National Flag of Danzania

Unlike the sacred United States flag, the Danzanian flag is multi-purpose and the government of Danzania encourages the wide use of the flag in innovative applications. The Minister of Flag Resources, Mr. Bwana Ben Kilowatti, suggests the following as a few ways to best apply the flag, as necessary.

• Table cloth for those special dinners.

• Cape for playing "Batman".

• A fashionable scarf.

• Car washing (old flags only).

• Emergency diapers for babies (throw away after).

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