Named for our national holiday, the army is ever-vigilant in guarding our freedom to be subservient to our king, queen, duchess, and other officials.
Our coastal defenses are ever-ready in case of pirate attack or attempted re-annexation by Haiti.
Chief of Staff, Gen. Mustafer Jackomo, says, "Defense is not our goal. We want immunity from prosecution."
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