Otaku Wars!

Vehicle Specs

Otaku can't just walk around and above Otaku World, now can they? It's a very big place. So, various Otaku Warrios need vehicles to get around. Here are the specs of all otaku's dream cars. And trains. And spaceships.

The Kick-Ass 'Vette

Model: Highly-midified 1998 Chevrolet Corvette T-top
Color: Red
Equipment: Forward-Looking Infra-Red (FLIR) sensors
Armaments: Rocket launchers behind headlights; eight rockets.
Defenses: Kevlar body (immune to small projectiles); "Skin Shock" system.

The KAV is Tom's baby. Estimated horsepower at peak output is 3500. Fuel mileage is 89 MPG. Top speed is 817.4 MPH (supersonic!). Does 0-60 in 2.5 seconds. Truly a kick-ass automobile.

The Hum-vee

Model: 1990's model military-grade hum-vee
Color: Camoflauge

Property of Rabbi Schawartenegger, borrowed often by Rabbi Tucker when he and Ryu go off on missions. Capable of transporting a whole lotta otaku.

Emmy-3

Model: Viggers/Centinental HWR-00-CMX-MK II Monster Heavy Weaponry Robot
Color: Emerald green
Equipment: Transformation equipment
Armaments: 4 Viggers 40 cm Liquid-cooled cannons, two Raithen LSSN-20G 3-barrel ground-to-ground missle launcher

Emmy-3 is Cape-Mike's third mecha. It can convert from Battloid mode, attack mode, and shuttle mode.

Satalite of Love 2

Model: Gizmonic Istitute designed orbiting space station.
Color: Grey-White

Owned by Andrew, it was the orbiting secondary base of operations of the Neutralian Forces. Site of the super-deformed uprising and resulting SD-Olympics.

The Io-A, OWR-0824-A

Model: Transforming starship
Color: Grey. Apropriate fuku colors in Mako-mode.
Equipment: Transformation equipment.
Armaments: Sparkling Wide Pressue Cannons, Supreme Thunder Ray, and Oak Evolution Launchers.

Cape-Mike's Makochanian starship. Equipped with three Tokoz Industries Mark III Warp-Capable Ion Drives, and a basic impulse drive system. It transforms (a la Mega Maid) into a giant likeness of Makoto Kino. Remodeled version of the original Io after its (mass) destruction.

The DarkCrystal

Model: Somewhere between a Star Destroyer and a Dark Moon spaceship.
Equipment: Dimentional Rift Opener.
Armaments: Dog Biscuit cannon, and energy blast guns
Defenses: Force field.

Flagship of the Darkmoonchanians, it is capapble of interdementional travel.

The Outrider

Model: Type-II Modified Corrilian freighter
Color: Grey-white
Equipment: Hyperdrive system.
Armaments: Blasters.
Defenses: Deflector shields.

The modified Corrilian freighter from Shadows of the Empire, complete with Leebo at the controls. Its speed rivals that of the other modefied Corrilian freighter, the Millenium Falcon.

The Spice Caravan

Model: Highly modified 1976 Winnebago
Color: Tan/Beige
Equipment: Cloaking device and Spice Caravan Spicy Computer
Armaments: Super Spicy Shock Canons (blasts the enemy with loud Spice Girls music)
Defenses: A trap door

The Spice Caravan was formerly property of Baby Spice, but the AW "borrowed" it and has yet to give it back. It's limited to low-orbit space travel. In a bizzare twist, anyone inside the Spice Caravan becomes super-deformed (a volume-reducing technique).

Artemis-P Space Station

Model: Space Station
Color: White
Equipment: Gemini Satalite System, Holographic Nurse Minakos
Armaments: Crescent Beam Blasters, Love & Beauty Shock Cannons, Meteor Shower Photon System, Love-Me Chain System, Arty-Rasp Smacker.
Defenses: Venus Reflector Shields, VenusStar reflector Shields.

The Artemis-P Space Station looks like a gigantic white Luna-P. Base of opperations for the Minakochanians, it is commanded by Tuxedo Dionysus.

The Triceratops / Off-Balance Golf Cart of Doom!

Model: Golf cart.

Shamus' main mode of transportation.

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Last modified April 7, 1999.
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