Hikaru girl

Lina-(American women-by Lenny Kravitz)American women!Stay away from me!American women!Please dont fireball me!

Gourry-(All star-bySmash mouth) Well,the trouble starts commin' and Lina starts runnin',back to her rules,and I hit the ground screamin'.

Amelia-(Sometimes-by Brittany spears) Sometimes I run,Sometimes I cry,sometimes I blush for you,but all I really want to do is talk to you,about Justise.....

Zel-(Hey leonardo"She likes me for me"-by Blessid Union of Souls) She likes me for me!Not just because,I am a rock dude,or that I am dating Amelia,or that im a chimer.....

Xellos-(What's my age again?-by Blink182)I took Lina out,it was a Saturday night,I sleep alone to get my feelings right,I try to get away,but she fireballs me,and then I dissapear,and thats about the time she Giga-salved,me!

Martina-(Quit playin' games with my heart-by Bsb)Quit playin' games with this heart...before you tear it apart...I should have stoped by the start.....

Phibrizo-('A rather strange person,but I like this song'Nookie-by Limp Bizkit)I did it all for the nookie,come on!The nookie,come on!So you can take that cookie,and rip it up,oh yeah!Rip it up,oh yeah!Rip it up,oh....

Discordia

Amelia: Daddy, look what I brought home today! It's a Mazuko, with purple eyes and hair, and it keeps smiling! Can I keep it, please?
Philionel: Sure, it will make a better pet than that annoying redhead your sister brought home.

Youko

Gourry : Ooooo.. Zel you know everything !! *giggle*

Xelloss : Yes Filia. I think your way is right ?
Filia : No, no, no. your way is much better than mine. So we'll just head.. whereever you're heading

Valgarv : Aaahh... My friends are all here !! Lina, Gourry, Zel, Amelia, Filia. and even Xelloss ! I'm so happy !!

Discordia

Eris: All right you two, I'm going out shopping with Sylphiel, so I left a pot of soup on the stove for your lunch.
Rezo+Zelgadis: OK, have a nice time.
Several hours later . . .
Eris: Zel? Grandfather? I'm back! Where are you? Yeek! Zel, what happened to you?!?
Zel: It's all his fault, I told him it was on the stove, but . . .
Rezo: How was I supposed to know we were standing in the laboratory and not the kitchen?
Zel: Thanks to your clumsy chemistry I'm now a chimera. Great work, grandfather.
Eris: That's the last time I go out without locking the door to my room.

By Silver Angel and me, Da Witch!

The Truth About Rezo (Not related to the movie "The Truth About Cats and Dogs")

(Inn. Lina, Gourry, and Zelgadis are at a table, with Lina and Gourry eating at super-sonic speeds. In short, the usual Slayers day. Suddenly... Rezo shows up! ::Insert dramatic music::)
Rezo: Ahahah! I am Rezo! Now you will die!
Lina: Isn't that completely Out of Character? Hey, Gourry, that's mine!
Zelgadis (Sighs): I'm getting really tired of you. (Stands) I think I'm going to try something new. (Pulls out flame-thrower and torches Rezo)
Gourry: Huh? Who was that?
Zelgadis: No one.
(Out of Rezo's head come two little white mice. On their name tags, they say "Pinky" and "The Brain".)
Lina: What the...? (Shrugs and goes back to eating)
(A few minutes later...)
Kopii Rezo: I'm baaack!
Zelgadis: Oh for L-sama's sake! (Torches Kopii Rezo)
Gourry: Hey, Lina. Where did Zelgadis get the flame-thrower?
Lina: I have no idea.
(Out of Kopii Rezo's head comes... Two mice. On THEIR name tags it says... "Kopii Pinky" and "Kopii Brain")
Lina: Hey waiter! Three more of Lunch A!
Gourry: Yeah, me too!
Zelgadis: And one more pot of coffee!
End of story!

Mazoka

Amelia: Naga!! My dear sister!
Naga: Oh, Amelia! My better built little sister! Have you followed the path of justice, like me?
Amelia: Oh yes big, sweet, non-alcoholic, not afraid of blood, sister of mine!

Gourry/Zelgadis: Grrr baby! Very Grrr!
Xellos: Makes you randy, doesn't it?

Lina: Darkness beyond...beyond...um, Oh Fuck it... Warm up the Penis Enlarger 2000!

Skylar

Lina: Although I'm never seen washing my hair, it always seems to give off a beautiful shine!

Lina: Wow! All those magic books really paid off!

Lina: Hocus Pokus alimokus...

Lina:I'm giving up being a sourceress and starting my life anew, by shaving my head bald and becoming a monk!

::Zelgadiss does the Fusion Dance (from DBZ) with a rock::

Amelia: Justice? What's that?

Gourry: You had better hush up or else I'll sick my mojo on you! (Austin Powers)

Lina: I need a breast reduction. No really I do! I mean it! My back is in constant pain from the weight of my titanic sized breasts.

Lina: I think we're lost, Gourry.
Gourry: You don't have faith in me don't you? *sigh* Well, according to my calculations, all we need to do is follow the North Star *points heavenward* and it should lead us to the next villiage.
Lina:Wow Gourry! How'd you think of that?
Gourry: I *actually* have a brain Lina.

Zelgadiss: Screw going on dangerous quests! I'm gonna go watch Springer!
Springer: On todays show, we'll meen annoying princesses obsessed with fighting for justice and the half rock/ golem LOSERS who fall in love with them!

Amelia: What *is* a Zelgodiss?

Zelgodiss: I'm tired of being a babe magnet! I'm going to dedicate my time to interior design! Home and Garden Channel here I come!

Gourry: Hoodkt on fonikx wurkdt fôr me.

Lina: You know what? I'd be the cutest hooker if i only had me some of those hooker boots and fish-net stockings!

Gourry: I'm learning my 17th language!

Takashi

Lina:Oh crap! Gourry's back! Get outta here while you still can!
Zel:Can I meet you tomorrow night? *picks his clothes off the floor*
Lina:Sure! *pushes him out the window making Zel fall into a tree*
Gourry:Hey Lina--Why is the room a mess?
Lina:uh.... I was casting a new spell! yeah that's it!

Amelia:I am Sailor Sailoon! the champion of Justice! Princess of Sailoon! And your worst nightmare!
Takashi:uh Amelia, I think you've been watching too much Sailor Moon...O.o()

Xellos:Three words! "I am Gay."

Prince Phil:Naga...come join the justice side, it is your destiny!
Naga:Nooo!!!
LON:Naga, use the magic!

Takashi:Hey Gourry! Sylphiel! How would you guys like it if you two played in Titanic? Leo and that what's-her-face called it quits! You two would be perfect! Or Lina could play the role as Rose...

witch

Lina: Hey everyone, look at what I can pull out of my bra!
Gourry: Whouldja look at that cup size...

Kopii Rezo: Opps, sorry Eris...
Eris: Baka...

Zelgadis (With a bra on his head): Lookie, I'm a bunny!
Amelia: I really wish he'd go away.

Sylphiel: Gourry-sama...
Gourry: Yes, Sylphiel?
Sylphiel: Get a fu**ing life! I WILL NOT GO OUT WITH YOU!!!
Gourry: Damn.

Sparkle ~ Dawn

Zelas: I never liked beer and cigarettes in the first place. I think I'll quit smoking and go sober!

Lina: I like to be called flat-chested! I'm actually bigger than Naga, but I just squish them so so no one thinks I have anything!

Naga: Um, actually I'm flatter than Lina, these are implants. DUH

Zelgadis: *Looks in a mirror* Wow, look how cute I am! I can't believe I ever wanted a cure!

Martina: I'm a lez! Boys suck!

Zangulus: Gourry, why the #@!% would I want to fight you?!

Amelia: So you're the guy who killed my mom? *sticks her hand out* Hi, nice to meet you, I'm Amelia, a warrior of death and distruction! Thanks for killing that #@!%!

Naga: Ewe I can't belive I ever laughed like that! *laughs the cutest little laugh in the world*

Filia: What? I never did like tea!

Xellos: FREE SECRETS! LINE UP HERE FOR FREE SECRETS!

Rezo: Actually, my vision is amazingly good!

Filia: XELLOS-SAMAAA!!! I LOVE YOOU!! *run tackle hug wet sloppy kiss* Oooh, I'll never hit you with my mace or call you namagomi again!
Xellos: Ah, my true love, I shall never agravate thee again!

Xellos: (impersonating whats-her-name from "Gone with the Wind") Zelas! As God is my witness, I shall never obey you again!

Lina: (also impersonating that girl) As god is my witness, I shall never eat a bite of food again!

Zelgadis: (fluttering eyelashes) Like, totally wow! Thanks Rezo, you like totally made me look better 'n stuff!

Sylphiel: Ewe, Gourry! Get away from me! GET AWAY GET AWAY GET AWAY! DON'T TOUCH ME!!

Discordia

Amelia: Screw you Dad, I'm gonna follow Naga as an Enemy of All that Lives!
Phil: Oh, no! Then who will help me spread the cause of Justice throughout the world?!
Lina:(Pink hearts in eyes) Oh, me, me! I would love to!
Phil: Why thank you Lina.
Lina:(kisses Phil passionately) Oh thankyouthankyouthankyou! I love you, Phil, my sweet teddy bear!

Filibrizo: Hmmm, now that Gaav's dead, we are going to need a new Dark Lord. I know! Xellos, go get Eris! (Xellos and Eris walk in)
Filibrizo: Eris, you are now the new Dark Lord, under one condition.
Eris: Which is?
Filibrizo: Marry me!(suddenly produces large diamond ring and bouquet of roses and lilies)
Xellos&Eris:????!!!!????

Lina: Gourry, you said you would always-
Gourry: Forget it Lina. Filia and I planning on having lovely children together.
Filia: Lina, buzz off or I'll tell Luna you're bothering us.
Lina: Zel, I made you laugh . . .
Zel: Just ignore her, Sylfiel, my love.
Sylfiel: Of course, my one and only. She's just a powerless follower of mine.
Lina: Zangulus, I thought you admired me!
Zangulus: Admire a flat-chested wimp like you? Get real.
Martina: Hands off, Lina, he's mine! Geez, you're so boy-crazy.
Lina: Xellos, we could have forever.
Xellos: The only person I want to spend forever with is Amelia. Amelia, please join me as Zelas servant?
Amelia: I belong only to you, Xellos. Of course I will!
Lina: Eris, can't we share?
Val: I have eyes only for Eris, you annoying $@#%^$!
Eris: Oh, Val you're so sweet! Get lost, Inverse!
Lina: Doesn't anybody like me?
Everybody: Go to hell, Lina! Quit bugging us! You should have hooked up with Noonsa!

Dani-chan

Sherra: Humans! Humans! I just love humans! Who needs Dynast? Group hug! ^.^

Xelloss: Naga! you wonderful beautiful....busty.... love of mine! Will you marry me??
Naga: Go screw it, I'd rather go slaughter some bandits. ::evil snicker::

Lina: Boy, you know? I Have all these cute guys travelling with me. If I just bat my eyelashes I can get some in no time!

ValGarv: ::reads a self-help book on manic obsessivness:: I've been cured!

Ameria: Honestly, I just don't see it Daddy's way.

Dynast: Yay! We're going to a sleepover with Lina!

Queen Megumi

Gourry: I think, therefore I am.

Rezo talking about Zel: I shall call him.....Mini Me.......

Amelia: Prepare for trouble!
Zel: Make it double!
Amelia: To protect the world from devastation..
Zel: To unite all people within our nation..
Amelia: To denounce the evils of truth and love...
Zel: To extend our reach to the stars above....
Amelia: Amelia!
Zel: Zelgadis!
Amelia: Team Sailoon blast off at the speed of light!
Zel: Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Phil: That's right!

JG!

Zelgadiss: Oh...I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK...

Lina: Who needs food, anyways!

Gourry: I'm not just the Hair Club president, but I'm also a client!

Xelloss: I'll sell ya this secret for 1000!

Philonel:My daughter's a good-for-nothing whippersnapper!

Lina: This 10-spot will do.

Nahga: Is my butt too big?

Amelia: Justice is SO overrated!

Jess Arita

Gourry: Yes I'm slim shady yes I'm the real shady all you other slim shadys are just immatatin'...
Zelgadiss: I'm the real Shady!
Gourry: no! Me!
Sylphiel: ME!!!.<

Lina: Gourry.. Where far out thou gourry...
Gourry: right here baby!

Amelia: Coma me lammos.. coma me lammos.. coma me lammos Slim Shady! ( My name is.. in Spanish! ^.^;;; )

Max

Zelgadis : Oooh, ooh look !! It's Britany Spears ! I'm her #1 fan !
Valgarv : uh-uh, I'm #1 fan !
Rezo : Nah, Christina !!
Sylphiel : I tell you, Metallica is the way to go.
Lina : No, No !! Backstreet Boys !!

Xelloss : You, you, you and you annoy me !! I hate this world !! I wanna die !

Christia

Zelgadis: Amelia, you know what, MARRY ME!!!! (goes down on his knees) ack... *cough cough* sorry I'm going to barf

Lina: Oh Naga, where did you get that cool outfit of yours, I'd like to get one for myself.

Amelia: Evil rules!!!!!!

Xelloss: I am a protecter of JUSTICE! Justice is so beautiful, justice is the heart of all nations, justice is... blah blah blah...
Amelia: Eh... Xelloss you need to see the psychiatrist?

Zelgadis: I love you Lina
Lina: I love you too Zelgadis.

Gourry: Lina, actually your breasts are fine.

Lina: I really miss my sister

Lina: That's a great idea Gourry!

Filia: I'm sorry for calling a namagomi Xelloss.
Xelloss: I'm sorry for killing your whole race.

Martina: I've decided not to get married and become a nun. (meditates)

Rezo: ugh! I hate the color red!

Xelloss: Hey guys I have a secret to tell you!