Matt (the Official info buster of the High Order of Otaku)

Xellos: Goo Goo ga Jook

Lina: Oh my God! They killed Gourry!
Sylphiel: You bastard!

Amelia: What? Naaa...I don't feel like climbing the tallest thing in the area and making a speech...let Gourry do it

Gourry: It's morphin' time!

Amelia: What do you think! I bought this outfit from that nice store down the street.
Lina (with her mouth agape): ...Amelia..what was the name of that store...?
Amelia: Oh, "Pretty Naga's Boutique," why? Do you want to buy one?

Lina: HELP! BANDITS!

Shabranigdo: I will lay waste to the world and *BURP* ...pardon me...

Eris: Oh Rezo? He's ok I guess...but I really like that stud Zolf. YEOWZA!

King Phil: Alright, that's it! Prepare to die you @#$% eating @#$% pieces of @#$%^, @#$%%&*$@$$%%#$....@#$%#%#&#@@%@%!$%! #$%@^@%^@#$! %^@$!$$%@$^&$^#@$ tacos!

Amelia: Woe to you evil doers! For I will smite you with the lawsuit of justice! See how you like being caught in a legal debate for eight months!

Lina: Hey look! A village I haven't blown up! Don't see to many of those everyday.

Lina: Yes, I'll have a salad and some mineral water.

Zelgadis: I've changed my name...from now on I want you all to call me Loretta

Zelgadis: Hey, I've noticed something.
Gourry: What?
Zelgadis: Lina is the only female I know who is less violent and destructive during...that time of the month.

Sylphiel: GIGA SLAVE!!! God, I've been waiting for years to do that...

Lina: OH NO! It's Martina! The walking force of destruction! The natural enemy of all who live! The one who leaves terror and bloodshed in her wake! The infamous bandit killer and dragon S.P.O.O.C.R.! Run away!

Gaav: Why can't we be friends?

Zolf: You know...these bandages are quite sporty

Gourry: Oh good show lads! We really showed him a thing or two! Simply smashing, now let us away to the parlor. Anyone up for a game of gin?
Zelgadis: I shall be joining you old bean.
Gourry: Shall we get some tea and cigars first?
Zelgadis: Nay, t'would be to late for tea.

Zelgadis: Hava Nagila! Hava Nagila! Hava Nagila, veymis meha!

Gourry: (to the theme of Underdog) When crimnals in this world appear to break the laws that they should fear and frighten all who see or hear, the cry goes out both far and near for LINA! INVERSE! Amelia, Zel, Sylphiel, and Xellos: Speed of Lightning! Roar of Thunder! Fighting all who rob or plunder, LINA...oh, oh, ah, ah, Ah! Lina INVERSE!

Zelgadis: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts

Naga: Have you seen an even tempered, intelegent, amazingly attractive girl with enormous breasts? She goes by the name Lina Inverse.

Sylphiel: *hic* I'm not as.. *hic* think as you drunk I am... *burp* Gourry...come *hic* on, let's go *hiccup* have se.. *hic* have se.. *hic* have se.. *hic* get naked!

Sailor Scout

Gourry: It's all about the Sword of Light, baby!

Zoamel Gustav: You know Martina, as much as I appreciate you creating me, I really wish you'd lay off the merchandising of stuff in my image..

Xelloss: I'll tell you my secret if you can answer this... what is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Zelgadiss: I don't need the Claire Bible.. now that I have this copy of 'Magic for Dummies!'

Sylphiel: Oh Zangulus-sama..
Zangulus: See Gourry, I've got a better sword AND I get the girl! Ha!

Naga: Hmm, now let's see.. apply twice daily..
Lina: What ARE you doing Naga?!?
Naga: Uhmm.. nothing!
*Lina picks up a bottle of 'Growth Formula'*
Lina: Aha! I've found out your secret Naga! OHOHOHOHOHO!

Amelia: Daddy!
Phil: Get away from me you annoying little brat! Why can't you be more like your sister?
*Amelia facefaults*

Announcer: Kopii Rezo, you've just destroyed half of Sairaag.. what are you going to do next?
Kopii Rezo: I'm going to Disneyland!

Lina: KAME HAME HA!!
Goku: FIRE BALL!!
Xelloss: Oh my, I really should be more careful with those dimensional warps..

Gourry: Why is it that every 17th episode of every season I have to dress up?!?
Zelgadiss: That's a secret!

Martina: I don't want to kill Lina.. really I don't! It's just that she reminds me so much of my sister!

Patchat

Lina (singing): M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E, Mickey Mouse!
Zelgadiss: Donald Duck.
Lina: Mickey Mouse!
Zelgadiss: Donald Duck.

Gourry: You know Lina, I think I actually enjoyed playing the part of Lady Lala. It helped me get in touch with my more feminine side. (Whips out a credit card) Who wants to shop for Lingerie?!

Ameria: Three blind mice, See how they run, They all ran after the farmer's wife, who cut off their tails with a carving knife... What? That is the epitome of injustice! I, Ameria Wil Tesla Saillune, will seek out and punish the farmer's wife for injuring three helpless creatures!

Lina: Tamahome! Oh Tamahome, forget about Suzaku no Miko and love me instead!

Sypheel: Gourry? Gourry who?

Lina: Go get 'em Pikachu!

Zelgadiss (Dubbed Miaka): I am a tree...

Shabranigdo (Dubbed Chichiri): I'll be weird and you be gay ya know!

Lina: Fire? What's that?

Gourry: Food? What's that?

Zelgadiss: Look Lina, I finally got my pink underwear in the mail!
Lina: Lemmie see! Lemmie see!
Zelgadiss: See! Aren't they frilly and lacy! They even have a little button on the bum!
Lina: *Poking at them* Ooooh...aaaaah...
Zelgadiss: *Jumps up and down excitedly* I'm going to go try them on right now!

Gourry: Here Lina, you can have my sword, It's useless to me anyway.

Gourry (with sword): Light go up, light go down! Light go up! Light go down!...
Lina: Oooo... look at the pretty fireworks...

Zelgadiss: Duh... *drools*

Daryl

Zel: (staring at mirror in drag and a wonderbra) hey gourry, don't I look good or what!?

Gourry: What are we supposed to do? Lina's dragu slave doesn't work on this thing!
Zel: I know!
Lina: What?
Zel: Eva unit, LAUNCH! (Zel is propelled in large purple chimera like device) Let's see you take me on in this thing! (Enter Amelia followed by bandits)
Amelia: Eyyah! (Trips on umbilical cable, Eva drops to the floor)

Lina: Hey Macarena!

Takashi

Lina:You know what? Killing badits, and saving the world is starting to get really boring. I think I'll go get a job at Wal-mart.

Xellos:*imamates Dr.Evil* I love you, You complete me!
Xellos:Mini-me, please do not hump the freakin' laser, go get a freakin' hotel room!

Zel:Don't worry Lina, I'm sure the dumb blonde won't find out about us.
Lina:How can you be so sure?
Zel:Easy, just throw a few fire balls at him and he'll leave.

Maryu Ronin

Xellos: Sore wa... what was the rest of that again?

Xellos: Ok, I'll tell you what you want to know.

Prince Phil: Die you @$#@ @$@#@$ @##@@!!!!!!!!
Gaav: Hey! every creature has a right to live!!

Naga: This bra is too loose on me...

Gourry: So Lina, what should we do with our hard-earned money?
Lina: Let's donate it to a worthy charity!!
Everyone: Yeah!!!

Discordia

Gaav: Amelia, would you marry me, please?

Phibrizo: Your wish is my command, Lord Gaav, King of the Mazoku

Sylphiel: Thank you all, Xellos, Koppi and Eris, for helping me rebuild Sairaag.

Koppi: Eris, please accept this bouquet of roses as a token of my love.

Zel: Eris, why do you prefer to go out with Valgarv rather than me?
Eris: Because Val's not my half-brother.
Zel: But Rezo was your grandfather and you liked him!
Eris: Pervert! Go bug Amelia, she's your half-sister, too!

Sailormice

Zel : Oh, Xeloss, my love, my sun,
Xel : My Zelgadiss !! (hug, hug)

Gourry : You know what... ? I was just pretnding to be dumb all the time.

Lina : No, I think I'll shall skip dinner tonight. I'm saving the money to buy dear ol' Luna a thank-you-for-being-my-sister gift.

Witch

Amelia: Duuh... What's dat?
Lina: Duuh... I tink it's megic.
Zelgadis: Duuh... Waz tat?
Gourry (British Accent): I honestly do not know why I spend any time in your company.

Naga: OH OH OH OH OH! OH... cough cough... chronic... asema...

Naga: Bleed baby bleed! Hehe, blood.

Lina: No, Amelia, you are not getting another pet.
Amelia: I didn't mean to put the cat in the microwave!

Zelgadis: REZO! Yo buddy! How have you been? I was kinda worried if you were doing okay on your own.

Xyraz

Zel : So, like I said, this accecories that goes with your whole outfit just isn't it. and then-
Lina : Will someone just SHUT him up ?!!

Xelloss : Yes !! Life is WONDERFUL !!
Amelia : Geez, put a cork in it !!

Lina : Amelia ?!! Why are you in that skimpy leather suit ?!!
Amelia : Ahahahaha !! I have decided to turn my back against justice... and don't you call me your sidekick, for I am Amelia , the Great Black Serpent !!
Lina : Why am I getting a deja vù feeling ??