Hikaru Girl

Lina : .....Whats food?

Gourry : I know!I know!

Zel : I really wasn't looking for the Clair Bible.....I was looking for that book of holy spells that tells you how to dance,and sing...Where'd you put it
Lina....?WHAT!?@$#$ Lina!RA TILT!

Amelia : AHAH~!::Trys to sing then chokes::I give up!::Puts on a Nahga suit::I am following Nagha!

Martina : Hum...Xellos?Naw....not my type....Zangulas...?Naw..Gourry...?No....um...Zel..?To rocky....I KNOW! PHIBRIZZO!!!::Grabs Phibbrizo::
Phibrizzo : @#$%YOU!!!LET GO OF ME!

Xellos : What's a secret...?

Xellos : Hum....Well I guess I don't know EVERYTHING....What about you,staff?
Xel's staff : Get the @#%$ away from me....
Xellos : Whats a @#%$?
Staff : I have NO clue.....

Filia : XELLOS!I LOVE YOU!!!!Will you be the father of Val?Help me raise him!

Val ::Grabs Xellos:: Youre my ONLY love!
Xellos : I LOVE YOU!*Kisses*
Val : *Hugs*I LOVE YOU TOO!

Phibrizo : I've kept my name a secret....my REAL name is..... Heather....YES ITS HEATHER!YOU GOTTA PROBLEM WITH THAT!? ::Stands infront of a mirror::Well..now how can I say that to Xellos...?

Beastmater : Take the day off Xellos!

Zangulus : I thought I'd never say this but....I LOVE YOU AMELIA!
Amelia : Shhh....I'm watchin somethin!
Zangulus : What about Justice?I'll fight for Justic with you!
Amelia : GET THAT FRIKIN JUSTIC AWAY FROM ME!I WATCHIN A GOD DARNED SHOW HERE!

Xellos : The truth is...Im really a Namagomi....
Filia : No!I take it back!

Xellos : Um..Phibrizzo?
Phibrizzo : SHHH!!!!
Xellos : ...Gaav?
Gaav : Quiet shrimp!
Xellos : ...Val?
Val : SHUT UP!!!Its the last episode of Sailor Moon!

Gourry : Oh yeah baby!
Xellos : Wow...Look at that stuff!
Zel : I cant believe where lookin at this...but...OH YEAH!!!YOU SCORED IT BIG TIME MAN!
Val : Come on baby!YOU CAN DO IT!
Lina : What are you guys doin!?
Xellos : Where watchin the Lakers Champion ships....

Gourry : ::Has pipe in his mouth::I say!Look at this!I cant believe someone would give me,Gourry Gabriev,a small test!
Lina : ::Brings in a weight of 20 tons of paper to Gourry::There ya go!

Gourry : I will be attending the "Worlds Most Inteligent Men"Tonight!

Filia : I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE!COME ON THE NOOKIE COME ON!SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT COOKIE AND SHOVE IT UP YER....
Xellos : Slayers is rated 3 and up ^_^So no bad..::Gets hit with the mace::

Zel : Lets have a sleep over!
Phibby((Phibrizzo)) : My teddy wants to come!
Gourry : I want my hair done!
Xellos : Boys only!And we can dress up!
All : Yeah!!!!

Zehrocket

Sylphiel slips a white powder into Lina's dinner plate.
Lina: Hey, this food tastes funny, Sylphiel...
Gourry: Mine tastes just fine!

Lina: Gosh, but don'tcha think sex with Zel would HURT?
Amelia: It'd be WORTH it!

Eris: Who's Rezo? Oh. That guy.

Zelgadis, singing: I am a rock! I am an iiiisland!

Lina(Megumi Hayashibara): Sekai no hakai o fusegu tame
Gourry(Eric Stuart): To unite all peoples within our nation!

Lina: Ya know Zel...I really miss Noonsa.

Gourry: Mrs. Lala Balloon..Mr. Gourry Balloon...*sighs dreamily*

Amelia: I am the terror that flaps in the night!

Zelgadis: I LOVE YOU! Oh, granddaddy!!
Rezo: Oh, Zel!!! *they hug*

Zelgadis: Damn pidgeons crapped on me!

Zelgadis, humming and polishing his physique: I'm just a shining shining shining boy!

Zelgadis: Oh my god!! You mean..you mean I'm like this because there's severe INBREEDING in my family, and not because of Rezo's curse? DAMN YOU, REZO!

Amelia: Excuse me, Miss Lina, but you can kiss my ass.

Zelgadis: Lina, are you all right? Our child, your rock-fetus isn't weighing you down too much, is it?
Lina: I SHOULD HAVE LET THAT BRAT AMELIA HAVE YOU!

Mistress of Darkness

Lina: Forget the crummy ol' Hikari no Ken, I want Escaflowne!

Shabby: If we are ever apart, I promise I will change the world.

Amelia: In the name of justice I will... uh... do good stuff?
Phil (Long string of curse words) That's not how it's done! *SMACK*

Naga: I am Naga, Vampire Princess.

Gourry: GIGA SLAVE! ..... I need new challanges.

Valgaav: What do you mean I have attention... hey! Look at that neat wallpap... Look! The football game... What where you talking about?

Valgaav: The first meeting of "Wings Anonomous" shall begin.

Zel: Yare yare, I guess you really don't know Lina-san.
Lina: Why you! (Bares mace.)

Wazza T. Grimsnik

Dynast Grausherra: And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a Dark Lord..."

Zellas Metallium: I'm just heading off to my AA meeting."

Chaos Dragon Garv: "Get down! Yeah! This new Celine Dion CD rocks!"

Deep Sea Dolphin: "Ack! Help! I can't swim!"

Sherra: "Oh, Dynast can get screwed! I'm going out with Valgarv! He's so hot!"

Hellmaster Phibrizio: "I will be the greatest Pokemon Master ever! Huh-haw!"

Lina: "Oh Luna! Let's just forget all our troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice-cream!"

Lina: "To protect the world from demonic infestation!"
Gourry: "To show off Swords of Light at every location!"
Amelia: "To announce my feelings of truth and love!"
Zel: "To look really cool and pick up chicks... wait, that doesn't rhyme..."
Lina: "Lina!"
Gourry: "Gourry!"
Amelia: "Amelia!"
Zel: "Zelgadis!"
Lina: "Team Slayers kicks butt at the speed of light!"
Gourry: "Surrender now or prepare to fight!"
Naga: "Oh ho ho ho ho! That's right!"

Filia: "You know, I could really use a coffee right now..."

Ryo Takashi

Zel: Lina, I think I'm in love with you!
Lina: Zel? But I love Amelia-chan.
Amelia: I'm in love with both of you, in fact, I'm a bisexual and proud of it!

Gourry: hmmm...E=MC2 is not exactly accurate......

s-chan

Amelia: My chest ISN'T like a washboard! They stick out like they're supposed to!!
Lina: Next time, let's go to a hot spring that'll grow your breasts!

Gourry: But, why did you, you know, do that? Was it really because you were that interested in lifting up her skirt?
Zel: *inturrupts* Uhhh! Lifting up her skirt! Don't be ridiculous! I just wanted to see what was in there!!
Gourry: Isn't that usually the point in lifting up a girl's skirt?

Xelloss: No! It's the route on the right!!
Filia: Reeeeally??? I'm pretty sure it's the left route.
Xelloss: Ohhhhhh no.
Filia: Ohhhhhh no?
Xelloss: I won't listen to words spoken by mazoku!
Filia: Ahh?! Why are you saying that out of nowhere?!
Xelloss: Namagomi like you have no sense of direction!
Filia: Namagomi? Why namagomi?? WHERE THE HELL DO YOU GET NAMAGOMI FROM?!?

Zel: Just you wait I'M GONNA EAT ALL THE FOOD IN THAT CITY!!

Eris: Damn you Rezo...

Amelia: Any fool who dares to get in my way shall be blown to little pieces.

Lina: Zoamelgustaaaaaaar... is a name I made up myself!
Martina: Like I care!

Phil: Serve me or die! *to sum it up*
Shabranigdo: Gee thanks for the big choice you're giving us!
Darkstar: Death or slavery to a devil.
LoN: Hmm....... slave works for me!
S+D: Uaahh!! *fall down*

Lina: Look what you did now!
Zel: But but I just needed to make a really big boom-boom! Feel much better nooooww!
Lina: *blushes* You're really cute.
Zel: Puri puri.

Zel: But, who's she? *points to Amelia* She's so creepy and suspicious-looking!
Amelia: Excuse me?
Lina: Zel, anyone who judges people by appearances alone, really gives justice a bad name right Amelia??
Amelia: Excuse me?
Lina: She's sort of okay.
Amelia: SORT OF?!?

Sylpheel: What the hell is this?!
Lina: I, um..... well...er...
Sylpheel: *mocking her* I, um....well... er... MY ASS IT'S A DEAD END!!
Lina: Funny, isn't it?
Sylpheel: Oh, hilarious!

Lina: *doing a commercial* And now, how to get breasts as big as mine...

Gourry: Hey, Lina, you can have the sword of light. Now that I'm a ballerina I won't need it! *poses*
Lina: Go to hell, Gourry. For the last time, I don't want your stupid sword.

Naga: O-HOHOHOHHOOO! Of course you're impressed! I'm Naga! The goldfish face! NAGA THE GOLDFISH FACE! O-HOHOHOHOHOOO!

Xelloss: Hi, my name is Xelloss, but you can call me raw garbage.

Zel: I'm.... too sexy for my shirt.... too sexy for my car... too sexy...

Xelloss: *kills rest of Gold Dragons* ~Oops, I did it again...~

Rezo: *teaching art class* Now kids, tell me which of the above are primary colors and I'll teach it to you...

Filia: Prepare for trouble!
Xelloss: Make it double!
*at the end of their rant*
Phil: That's right!

Eris: Die Rezo! DIEEE!
Zel: Oh, no! Don't hurt him! My sweet, wonderful, adorable grandfather! WAAAAH!!

Val: Can't we at least get popcorn?
Filia: NO! We're gonna revive Darkstar and wreck chaos upon this world!
Val: Waah! I don wanna revive Darkstar! I don wanna.

Caro-chan

Filia: Lina dear.... can ou babysit valgarv?
Lina: sure, are you going somewhere?
Filia: well...
*Ding dong*
Xelloss: Fi-chan ready? the movie start in 10 minutes...

Announcer: (the teletubbies team) lina wina, goulry, amlia, zelu (ZEL!) the teleslayers, the teleslayers, says Konni-chi-wa!
all: KONNICHIWA!

director: girls, time for the other show!
Lina: okay, putting my make up!
gourry: You girls are doing an other show then slayers?
Amelia: Yeah, my name is Skuld
Filia: I'm Belldandy
Lina: and I'm Urd!
Lina: (Lina in USA trying to find the bathroom in english) Are you the washroom? Who is the wash room?

Filia: where is my brother? grrrrrrrrrrrrrr..... GOURRY THERE YOU ARE! GET YOUR @$$ OVER HERE!

Chibi Valgarv: Tanti Amelia have show me that the justice s*cks and how to rule the world without being caught

Amelia: Do you know what? here in slayers world, we don't have a stomac, we have a black hole, so we can eat without going fat and we don't even need to go to the bathroom!

Xelloss: Gomen gomen Fi-chan! I didn't do it on purpous, it was an accident...!
Filia: I know... But now that mace-sama in in 100000000 pieces, what i'm gonna do?
Xelloss: hun.... I know! (xelloss teleport himself and comes back with a red and yellow hammer)
Filia: ARIGATO! it's beatiful! (star in eyes) (SMACK SMACK SMACK) *Somewhere else*
Sana-chan: Is anyone have see my hammer? I can't punch Hayama-kun... Ho no! I'm late for Kodocha! I'll just buy an other one....

Amelia: HO! what a nice ribbon and watch! (put the ribbon on)... *go in front of a mirror*
Amelia: Parralelu parralelu, become Lina-san! shhhhiiiiinnnn.... *nothingh happend...*
Amelia: what? It worked whit Hime-chan, no?

Filia: Do you know what? I've been hired to make the new wedding peach! but I wondder If I have the time, I've also been hired to make Belldandy, Cutey Honey, dragon Half, Sailor Venus and Jade in Wish...

Sylpheel: OHHH! i want an Eva! The are ssssoooooo cute! and the outfit of Asuka suit me well! or maybe rei...!?

Lina: (in a multi-colored circles of disney) That's all folks!

Sarah

Zel : WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY FATHER WAS A ROCK ?! IT WASN'T A CURSE AFTER ALL ?!!

Filia : Nothing relaxes me more than a pint of good ol' beer.
Nahga : Well, Give me tea anytime !

Gourry : Honestly, why do you all wear capes ? Doesn't it get in the way ??

Zelas :Aww.. look at him.. Isn't he the most precious thing in the world ??
Dynast Grausherra : I just wove wittle kiddies (baby voice)
Deep Sea Dolphin : You are just adorable !!
Phibirizo : No ! No ! Let go of me !! ouch ! Don't pinch my cheeks !! help !!