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...Just another day in Tenkai.
Taishakuten was feeling bored. I don't really care about being emperor. I'm always bad-tempered because it's painful to live without my beloved Ashura-ou. Now there's a man who's good enough to eat...
Drool drips down from his chin.
Why can't he just give it up? wonders the ghost of Ashura-ou who, though invisible, is still somewhat alarmed.
"What dreadful thoughts must be going through your mind!" said Kendappa-ou.
"I'm only thinking about what I want for dinner."
I'm outta here. Ashura-ou returned to the Otherworld, shuddering and thinking uneasily of shish kebabs.
"How can you think of dinner at a time like this?" asked Shashi. "I feel nauseated when I think that that Ashura brat is still alive.
There was a moment of silence as everyone valiantly fought to ignore her.
Ten-ou finally lost the battle and was going to reproach his mother when she suddenly spoke up again.
"Actually, now that I think about it, I am a little hungry. What are we going to have for dinner, Hanranya?"
"It's strange..."said the veiled stargazer unhappily.
"What is it?" asked Taishakuten.
"Well..."
What could be so awful about dinner that she doesn't want to think about it? thought Ten-ou.
"It's something called..."
"Something called what?" Taishakuten's stomach was starting to growl.
"...a Happy Meal."
Everyone turned SD, sweatdropped and then fell over with a thud.
Alternate Clamp Crossover Ending
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"Boy, am I glad that was over," said Kisshouten.
"Was my fanfic that bad?" asked Gigei.
"Well, if you didn't like it, why are you gigling?"
[Kisshouten's Anti-Taishakuten Page]
[Farewell-Gigei's Fanfic]