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March 19th - 20th, 1999

Winning Slogans

 

This is from an actual contest on Long Island. The requirements were to use the words Lewinsky and Kaczynski in a limerick. Here are the 3 winners:

Entry #1:

flute.gif (1685 bytes)There once was a gal named Lewinsky

Who played on a flute like Stravinsky

‘Twas "Hail to the Chief"

On this flute made of beef

That stole the front page from Kaczynski.

 

Entry #2:

bluedress.gif (5064 bytes)Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky

We don’t want to leave clues like Kaczynski,

Since you look such a mess,

Use the hem of your dress

And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.

 

Entry #3:

bombLewinsky and Clinton have shown

What Kaczynski must surely have known:

That an intern is better

Than a bomb in a letter

Given the choice of how to be blown.

 

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