Just a few years ago things weren`t too bad, then awoke one morning and it was sad!!!!
In the mirror were two squinty eyes,each with a bag.The skin on my arms had started to sag...
There were wrinkles,I`d never noticed,before,
and I could.easily,star,in a movie of... horror!!
Thin little lips,but a neck oh so fat!!...,
In three little layers,it just formed there,and sat!
My tummy,once so flat and lean...,
looked like a Sumo wrestler,coming apart at the seam!!
Now,add a face,like a hornets queen,
`cause it`s enough to make you scream!!
Even,makeup and a stylish wardrobe won`t do,
as my whole reaction is still...P U !!!!
Now,your mental condition is bound to lag,
Once you see yourself,as a hag!!!!
Next,I suppose,I`ll be totally,boring...,
and it`s only,in bingo, that I will be scoring!
