GAME NIGHT

Part 2

The Week of Hell

DEADEYE

Deadeye woke up remembering how HARD it had been to simply fall asleep last night and noticed something, it was quiet.

"Okay what are they up to now?" Deadeye said to himself as he got out of bed. When he got into the living room he found most of them sprawled out onto the floor. Quatre laid on the couch with his thumb in his mouth, Heero sat on the hearth asleep, Wufei looked more like he was meditating than he was asleep, Trowa laid on the floor with a blanket over him, and Duo was sprawled over the rest of the hearth. Deadeye noticed Quatre was wearing blue footie pajamas and had to restrain laughter, now where the hell were the rest of them?

He walked into his gaming room to find Goku and Chi Chi lying side by side and Gohan asleep on the couch. Piccolo was lying down next to Dragonett. Nix sat up against the wall with a magazine in her lap asleep and Vegeta lie flat on the floor looking stone serious as ever. Krillin and Roshi sat back to back snoozing. Now where were those androids? He found them sitting on the couch watching TV in the upstairs bedroom.

"So you guys didn’t sleep huh?" Deadeye said as he rubbed one of his eyes.

"We’re androids, we don’t need sleep." 17 said as he flipped the channel.

"Whatever." Deadeye said as he got his camera and went back downstairs.

"click"

Monday Morning

Goku was raiding the fridge wile Trowa was making some pancakes for himself, Deadeye had made his breakfast first and sat eating his toaster waffles and a glass of milk.

"Ah! That’ll be good!" Goku said as he walked over to the oven and gave Trowa the stuff he wanted.

"Well, I think I’m gonna be busy for a while." Trowa said as he stared at the giant heap of breakfast foods that sat to the side of him o_0. Deadeye went and looked in his fridge, a moth came out.

"Um, Goku, there ARE other carbon based life forms here that need to eat!!" He said as he slammed the fridge door and went back to his waffles. After he finished he got up and went out the door with some money in his pocket and flew off to the grocery store to TRY and restock his fridge. Dragonett came out of the gameroom yawning and looked in the fridge.

"……there is no food here……is Cory poor or something?!" She said as two more moths came out.

"Don’t blame him ask TALL STRONG AND STUPID over there!" She said as she pointed at Goku. Duo came in next, he had a large bandage on his head.

"So Trowa, making breakfast for everyone I see?" Duo said.

"No, this is just for Goku." Trowa replied, Duo fell over anime style.

An hour later.

Deadeye landed precariously balancing a large stack of groceries in his hands. After SOMEHOW getting the door open he found Goku sitting at the table STILL snarfing down one stack of pancakes after another.

"I’m not EVEN gonna ask how many pancakes he’s had." Deadeye said as he walked over to the fridge and started putting the groceries away.

"Well, he’s broken the world record 30 times over so far." Nix said as she thumbed through the Guinness Book of World Records.

"To be precise he’s broken the record 30.348758376590875987120984710987507346508736459873468734987398769347598376904568973053048120985835073460987396398570485324512654871254621547524652635476352476213871286128568216573865831765816458176982173498639586349875 times over." 16 said.

"uh, we don’t give a crap if you haven’t noticed." Dragonett said as she hit Piccolo out of the Arena again on Super Smash Brothers.

"Dammit! Easy to learn controls my ass!" Piccolo said through gritted teeth as Dragonett resumed beating the crap out of his fighter.

"Losing again eh lover boy?" Deadeye said.

"yeah……(record stop ‘zzzooooopp)" Piccolo and Dragonett both went wide eyed anime style.

"WHAT’S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!" They both asked in unison.

"Oh nothing." Deadeye replied ^_^(), then started snickering to himself as he walked away.

"AAHH! That’s good! Trowa is there anymore?" Goku asked Trowa who was looking REEAALLY tired after he finished off his 30^th stack of pancakes.

"NOOO!!! THERE IS NOT EVEN A SPECK OF SYRUP OR BATTER LEFT WITHIN A FIVE BLOCK RADIUS!" Trowa yelled.

"Oh, well lets just go ten blocks then!" Goku replied, Trowa fell over anime style.

"That’s it, I cant stand watching a helpless Mario get the crap beat out of him at the hands of a stinking Kirby, move Piccolo!" Deadeye said as he took the controller and started another match as Captain Falcon.

"fine then, lets see if you can beat this!" Dragonett said as she selected Samus as her fighter.

An HOUR later…

They all sat watching the titanic Smash Brothers match, and were getting kind of bored.

"Could one of you just lose already?!" 18 said as she swept back her hair.

"I WONT LOSE TO THIS SAYJIN!" Dragonett yelled as she transformed into her Divine Chaos form to get more speed on pressing the buttons.

"WELL IF YOU GET TO THEN I DO TO!" Deadeye yelled as he went Super Sayain. The two fighters were whipping around the arena at incredible speeds on screen.

"EAT FALCON PUNCH BOUNTY HUNTER!"

"TAKE THIS CHARGE SHOT AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS THEN!"

Meanwhile, 16 was in a type of trance, suddenly the power in the outlet the N64 was hooked to went out.

"NOOO!!!" They both yelled, then Dragonett tackled Deadeye and punched him in the gut sending him flying outside.

"WHAT (wheeze) THE H.F.I.L. WAS THAT (cough) FOR?!" Deadeye said coughing up blood.

"Ooops, guess I was caught up in the moment! ^_^()" Dragonett said as she powered down.

"Why the hell did the outlet short out anyway? I just had the repaired a week ago." Deadeye, walking back in and wiping the blood from his lower lip.

"Dunno." 16 said staring innocently off into space.

"Mmhhm." Deadeye said as he eyed him suspiciously.

"umm, where did Goku go anyway?" Dragonett asked.

"He went to KFC." Vegeta said with a smirk on his face.

At KFC…(BUM Bum bum)

"GOKU!!! THAT IS ENOUGH! YOU’VE EATEN THE ENTIRE ‘ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET’ SEVERAL TIMES OVER NOW LETS GO HOME!"

"alright alright." Goku said as he chomped on another butter biscuit.

"umm, h-heres y-y-your b-b-bill………hehe." Said the guy at the register, Chi Chi took it out and had a look. She promptly went bright red and slapped Goku right across the face.

Tuesday… around noon

After Deadeye had had his gut examined by a doctor for any crushed vital organs they were all sitting in the back yard sipping lemonade.

"You, boy, I’ve heard this ‘football’ thing, what is it?" Vegeta asked.

"umm, you just called me ‘boy’ right?" Deadeye asked as his eyes began to glow mildly green.

"Yes I did! Now tell me!" Vegeta said, before he could say another thing Deadeye had grabbed his hair and slammed him into the ground.

"Ok now, you can call your son ‘boy’ since he will let you beat him up and everything just so you can keep your STUPID sayjin pride BUT I AM NOT GONNA THE HELL BE CALLED ‘BOY’ BY ANY DAMN WEAKLING!" Deadeye said, looking down into the hole that Vegeta was in.

"WEAKLING?! I COULD KILL YOU RIGHT NOW IF I WANTED TO!" came Vegeta’s voice from inside the crater, he came up fully powered up and started punching Deadeye who was standing there taking it an awfully lot like Cell when Krillin and Trunks were attempting to hurt him.

"ooh, I hurt sooo much." Deadeye said mockingly.

"ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?!" Vegeta said in a rage (BIG surprise)

"uh, yah I am." Deadeye said as he went back and sat down.

"Well football is…" and he went on for about half an hour explaining the rules.

"hmm, sounds fun." 17 said with the usual smirk.

"It’s always about FUN with you isn’t it?" 18 said in disgust, remembering the horrid trek he’d put them through.

"Well how about we divide into teams and try it?" Duo suggested.

"Ok, but I think it should just be the RFCers against the androids." Deadeye replied.

"WAIT A MINUTE I WANNA PLAY TO!" Vegeta said.

"Ok then, we just wait till Goku gets here." Deadeye sat down again.

TWO HOURS later…

Goku walked in with an absolutely outraged Chi Chi screaming at his back.

"DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WE SPENT? YOU’LL HAVE TO GET A JOB FOR YEARS JUST TO P," "A JOB?! NOOO!!!" Goku shouted as he ran into the backyard, he found the rest waiting.

"about DAMN TIME Goku, geeze." Nix said as she looked up from the magazine she was reading.

"Kakarot! How much time does it take you to get LUNCH?!" Vegeta yelled.

"Enough of that let’s get playing already!" Dragonett said as she took off the headphones to her CD player.

"Huh? What are we playing?" Goku asked with a little question mark over his head,

"Football." 16 replied.

"ALRIGHT! Who’s team am I on?"

"Theirs, we’ve got Vegeta." 16 said.

"Ok wait a second here, Vegeta will most likely get chewed up and spit out in a game of this magnitude, I’ll play in his place." Piccolo said as he swept the ‘Mighty’ Sayain prince aside.

"WHAT?! THAT IS SUCH A LIE!" Vegeta said as he went super Sayain.

"Actually you would probably get kil," "QUIET BALDY!" "right.." Krillin backed down again. Suddenly thunder boomed and it started pouring all of a sudden.

"Aw crap! Guess we’ll have to play tomorrow." Deadeye said as he walked in.

"Wait a minute why are we gonna let a little rain stop us?" Nix asked. Deadeye grabbed the nearest object at hand and threw it on the grass, it started sliding until it hit the fence.

"When it rains on my lawn, the laws of friction no longer apply." Deadeye said.

"Gotcha, oh by the way did you notice that object was Vegeta?" Nix asked looking over at Vegeta who was covered with mud and struggling to get up.

"yup."

Wednesday, about the same time.

"Alright now let’s go!" Deadeye said as he zanzokened into the backyard which was now dry. The rest appeared on theirs sides of the line of scrimmage. The two teams huddled together to get their first plays.

"Ok 16, calculate something." 17 said. Piccolo shot a stare at him

"Well you’ve got that damn android brain too how bout YOU think of something?" Piccolo said. Meanwhile over in the RFCer’s huddle…

"Ok, shotgun play, UTB deep." Deadeye said and was about to break the huddle when, "Wait a minute you cant do that!" Goku retorted.

"And why not?" Dragonett asked.

"You can’t shoot the other team! Geeze! Everyone knows that!" Goku said, Deadeye, Nix, and Dragonett all fell down anime style. After each team had worked something out they both got into position.

"Shotgun!…Set!……Hike!" suddenly they all disappeared, about a second later they all reappeared, Vegeta was face down in the dirt with Deadeye’s foot on his back while Goku was wrestling 17 and Nix stood near the endzone with 18 a few feet in front of her while Dragonett was in the endzone with her tail holding the ball, Piccolo was banging his head on the wall at yet another loss to Dragonett was now doing an anime rasberry at him. 16 was just inches away from tackling Deadeye

"TOUCHDOWN!" Gohan yelled as he jumped from his seat on the porch.

"umm, what the hell just happened?" Wufei asked, the other g-boyz were also simply sitting there staring perplexidly wondering what the hell had happened.

"Are you kidding that was just the coolest play I’d ever seen! Deadeye stepped back to pass while Nix and Dragonett took off into the endzone, 18 tried to cover Nix and Piccolo tried to cover Dragonett while 17 tried to sack Deadeye but rammed into Goku but 16 tries to and made it past but Deadeye threw the ball before he got him and Dragonett almost missed the ball but caught it with her tail at the last second." Gohan said, then gasped for air as he had not taken a breath through the entire explanation.

"Well then where the hell did Vegeta come from?" Duo asked.

"Oh, he just got angry at Deadeye putting pink hair die in his hair gel this morning, after he washed it out he ran onto the field and tried to tackle him." Gohan explained further. They all started laughing at Vegeta who managed to get up and spit the dirt out of his mouth. The RFC team was in a huddle.

"Ok, who kicks?" Deadeye asked in a whisper.

"I WILL!" Goku said raising his hand in the air, knocking everyone back.

"Oh that’s great Goku way to let the other team know what we’re doing!" Dragonett said as she got back to her feet.

"Cool! I’m helping!" Goku replied, and just as the RFC team was standing up again they fell over anime style.

After rigorous negotiations……

"OK OK GOKU U CAN KICK THE BALL!" Deadeye finally giving in to the amount of annoyance Goku had put on.

"ALRIGHT!" Goku said jumping up and down. They all lined up for the kick Goku dropped back and,

PUNT!!!!!!!!

The ball went high into the air…and higher…and higher…and out of sight. A few minutes later the popped ball came down.

"Hmm, guess it went so high the uneven pressure made it pop…AND THAT WAS REAL LEATHER! YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I PAID FOR THAT DAMN BALL!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S THE SAME THING THEY USE IN PROS!" Deadeye said and went SSJ2 and tackled Goku.

Later……

Goku was holding a pack of ice on the large bump on his head wondering how he could eat while still holding it on his head.

"I Know! Tape!" Goku jumped up and ran into the garage and strapped the ice pack to his head with some electrical tape.

Thursday…

Deadeye sat watching TV some more while the rest of them were eating breakfast (in Goku’s case it was eating…and eating…and eating…and). He wondered how much longer he’d be totally DRAINING his food supplies, how much longer could they last if Goku kept eating at this rate……

5 hours later…

"OK GOKU YOU CAN STOP EATING NOW!!! IT’S NOON AND YOU’RE STILL HAVING BREAKFAST!!!" Chi Chi yelled.

"REALLY? Oh boy Lunchtime!" Goku replied, Chi Chi fell over anime style. Meanwhile Duo was playing Wufei at Endless Duel and losing pitifully.

"Have you even played this game Duo?" Wufei asked as he got him with the dragon fang again.

"bite me." Duo muttered as his gundam was destroyed.

"Move over." Trowa said as he walked over.

"What for?" Duo asked, he got up and let Trowa sit where he was sitting.

"I will correct the mistakes brought on by your weakness." Trowa said withholding a laugh, Wufei was laughing all out and pointing at Duo who glared back and sat down.

"Yeah! Kill him Trowa!" Nix cheered from the sidelines.

"KILL HIM!! BEAT HIM TO HELL!" Lindsay yelled as well…WAIT A MINUTE YOU CANT BE HERE!

"Who says I can’t?" Lindsay asked me, the narrator, and, er, wait am I in there or out here…………

Two hours later……

……… "aw screw it I’m out here!" I said, "and I say you cant be here cus this is MY story! ACK!" I was suddenly transported into the story and turned to a little chibi person. Lindsay then preceded to kick me like a soccer ball.

Another two hours later…

After finally getting Lindsay to go (and Trowa with her -_-()) and transforming myself back to normal size I was about to go when,

"Hey, you look alike lot me!" Deadeye said. Quiet you! Deadeye’s mouth suddenly disappeared. I will now spontaneously implode and reappear back into the real world(implodes). Ah, that’s better, now shall we resume?

"Resume what?" Deadeye asked me, his memory was suddenly erased and he fell over unconscious. Toonami had come on and they were watching Ronin Warrior when it ended and then Tom II said those horrible words…

"That’s it for Ronin Warriors, Sailor Moon is next."

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!"

Half hour later…

SM was over and DBZ was coming on, by now Deadeye was conscious, and managed to get his memory back after Dragonett had told him he was her slave. A warning appeared after the intro sequence.

"Warning: this following EXCITING episode of DRAGON BALL ZEEEEEEEEEEE may not be appropriate for all Androids by the number of 17 or by the name of Juunanagou actually scratch that last name since we wish for DRAGON BALL ZEEEEEE to look like another one of the cheap, corny, and unenjoyable american made cartoon so we can DOMINATE THE EARTH! So we cannot have any Japanese names. So now sit back and ENJOY this absolutely ACTION PACKED THRILLING EDGE OF YOUR SEAT EXCITING PULSE POUNDING ACTIONPACKED OH WAIT I ALREADY SAID THAT REALLY FIGHTINGFILLED EPISODE OF DRAGONBALLZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE(GASP)EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE." It then went to Piccolo and 17 glaring at each other in a field, and glaring, and glaring, and glaring…

"Damn Funimation…" Piccolo growled.

"Hmm, guess this is the one where you get sucked up by Cell." Deadeye said to 17 with a smirk on his face.

"CELL?! AAAH!" 17 jumped up, ran into the bedroom, and hid under the bed.

"Hey 18." Deadeye said.

"What?" 18 replied.

"Why isn’t 16 so stupidly excited like he is most of the time" Deadeye asked as he looked up at the calm stone faced android.

"Oh, he’s just like that when he’s around K.." she slapped her hand over her mouth.

"You mean when he’s around KoRn?" Deadeye said, 18 eyes went as wide as dinner plates and she socked Deadeye in the jaw.

"KoRn?!?! WHERE?!" 16 said as he jumped to his feet and started ravaging the house to find where they were.

"NO 16 THEY AREN’T HERE!" 18 yelled as she tried to hold 16 back from tearing apart the kitchen.

"WHAT?! NO KoRn?! WAAAAH!!!!" 16 cried as he ran out the door.

"He’ll be back, AND THE NEXT ONE WHO MENTIONS YOU KNOW WHAT IS GONNA BE AT THE BUSINESS AND OF A KI BLAST!" 18 yelled and sat back down and glared at Deadeye. ^_^()

Dinner…

Deadeye looked in his fridge to see if there was nothing untouched by Hurricane Goku. There was some packets of microwavable tamales.

"Ok, we’re having tamales tonight," "YAY!" Goku in cheered, "er, ok, Goku, do you want chicken tamales or pork?"

"PORK!"

"Ok waddaya want with them?"

"PORK!"

"I already know you want pork tamales what do you want with them?"

"PORK!" Deadeye went SSJ.

"WHAT THE F--- DO YOU WANT WITH THEM DAMMIT?!" Raditz appeared out of nowhere.

"SSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!"

"Um, wrong site, this is the RFC." Deadeye said.

"Oh, sorry…" Raditz said with his hand behind his head, then walked off (lol, that one was hella funny Majin good work!).

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At 5PM everyone was sitting around the TV watching the encore presentation of Endless Waltz.

"Ya know Wufei, I wonder exactly WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!" Duo asked.

"yeah were u like high on drugs or something I mean for god sakes it would mean another war why did you do that you stupid moron." Heero said, Wufei looked at him strangely, Heero cursed under his breath remembering the incredible ineffectiveness of his insults.

Well I don’t really feel that much like telling any more about what happened on Friday, because nothing else really occurred, except that I blackmailed $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 out of Quatre with the picture I took of him in his bunny footed pajamas. (evil smirk) Well next up is the conclusion of this series…

The Night of the Game

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(Not in any way associated with the title GAME NIGHT)

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