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Episode 1: The Angler and the Butterfly

I'd have loved to show this young whippersnapper a thing or two but my strength ain't what it used to be.  Now, if only I had ahold of some panties... that buxom beauty from the Okonomiyaki store would do just fine. Hey there missy... <CLANG> Ever wondered what else he uses that fishing pole for?

Hotaru waved the garments in question triumphantly.  "Looking for something, old man?  Beat you to `em, nyaaah, nyaaah ...!"

"Why you!  Take this!!!."  Whipping out his bamboo fishing pole at such supersonic speeds that the background blurred into speed lines, Kashunokyu went into a brief casting pose and hurled his line in the direction of the rapidly disappearing samurai. 

The line flew past Hotaru's head and he just had to rub it in.  Looking over his shoulder, he stuck his tongue out and pulled the lower lid of his eyes. "Ha! You miss...oof!"  Not looking where he was running, he didn't notice that the fisherman had snagged a large cat statue and pulled it into Hotaru's path.

As the dazed Hotaru lay under the undamaged statue, a bu-bu-bu-buxom raven haired woman appeared beside him.  She wielded a massive spatula that currently sported the outline of the old man.  "I believe that's mine, you pervert."

As she bent over to pick up her underwear, she felt a tug on her kimono. Before she could do anything else but cry out in surprise, her kimono was yanked off.  Quickly covering her ample bosom, although not fast enough to make the males nearby faint in happiness, she was forced to drop both her weapon and intimate apparel.

Before it could even fall down a handspan, the underwear was snagged and 'reeled' back to the now grinning  nose-bleeding fisherman.  Triumphant in his mission, the old man waved the treasures and jumping up and down with
joy. 

"Mwa ha ha ha ha!  I win, I win, wheeeee!  Huh, what's that sound...?" Turning around, the old man saw a human wave of hot-blooded males scant seconds before he was trampled under.

"Over here, over here."  Shouted one. 

"She's completely nekkid." Another excaimed. 

"Oh, Miss Ukyo! I'll cover you."  Screamed a third. 

"No, I'll cover her!"

"No, me!"

"What are you talking about. I'm the man to cover her!"

Seeing the men squabbling to reach her, Ukyo screamed at the top of her lungs.  Streams of tears fountaining from her eyes, she yelled,  "Aiyeeeee!  GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!"

As the horde were about to descend on the hapless okonomiyaki chef a huge metal fan slammed into the ground, the shockwave halting all in its path.  As one, all looked at the source of the thrown fan.  Standing at the top of the tallest roof was a dashingly striking man garbed in a white cloak, the white tresses of his long hair fluttering in the wind.

"How dare you take advantage of a sweet innocent girl, a victim of lecherous fiends.  Because of that, I, DARLING NEKOASHIDORI..." 

Before he could continue, a twin-ponytailed cutie dressed in a mini-skirted kimono peeked out from behind the tall imposing man.  "AND PRETTY PRETTY NUOMI..."

"... Shall punish you in the name of MUSH." Their voices a harmonious melody as they set into a dramatic pose.  The man leaning to the right with one arm out holding an opened metal fan.  The girl leaning to the left, one hand set to a V, horizontally oriented near her large innocent hazel eyes.

Awestruck, the men moved back respectfully as the two landed between them and the okonomiyaki chef.

Hotaru, finally getting over his nose-bleeding fainting spell (he too got a glimpse of Ukyo's marvelous orbs) was equally dumbfounded.  That and the fact that the cat statue was really heavy.  At least the view was excellent.  He had an unobstructed vista of her slim long legs leading to her well rounded bottom.  He did wish that he got the underwear Ukyo was wearing currently but it didn't seem worth it at the time.  At least the view was excellent.  Really, really excellent.  Then it was spoiled.

Draping his cloak over Ukyo's shoulder to cover her chest, DARLING NEKOASHIDORI pushed her to the front and pointed to her panties.

"Besides, you have all been mistaken, she's still wearing her underwea..." <CLANG>

"Did you have to point that out."  An irate Ukyo shouted.  The massive spatula now concaved.  Her attack made the cloak start to slip and she let go of her spatula to catch it.

PRETTY PRETTY NUOMI caught the spatula and whanged DARLING NEKOASHIDORI also.

Tenderly clutching the twin bumps on his head, DARLING NEKOASHIDORI shouted at the two women beside him.  "Why'd you do that for?"

PRETTY PRETTY NUOMI stuck her tongue out.  "Keep your paws to yourself, loverboy."

Suddenly, a bald tattooed man with an incongruous set of cat ears appeared out of nowhere.  "Did anyone mention 'paws'?"

Grabbing the massive mallet the bald cat-man was carrying, PRETTY PRETTY NUOMI punted him into the stratosphere.  "Stay out of this cat-boy!  Hey! Who turned out the lights?"
 

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