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Episode 2: Enter ... the Crab!

Like before, all eyes turned to the source.  Standing at the back of the crowd stood a mountain of a man, so large his girth caused a minor eclipse. Backlit, all details were lost in the utter darkness, save for his glowing red hair, a coruscating field of pink surrounded him and yet incongruously did not cast any light.

"HHHHOOOOOTAAAARRRRUUUUU!!!!!"  An earth-shaking voice roared.

Hotaru froze.  Oh no.  Not THAT delusional Crab again! 

Sheer terror gave him superhuman strength and he heaved off the  lucky-cat-god statue in a shower of marble dust - and quickly disappeared,  his legs doing the Otosan Uchi Shuffle so quickly as to be all but blurs.

For all Hotaru's speed, however, the damned Crab was still gaining on him.

As he ran through the streets, he spotted a familiar graceful figure strolling along, demurely shading herself with a  parasol.   "Reiko, save me!"

Reiko looked up and blinked cutely.   "Huh?  Hotaru?  What - ?!"  Before she could finish her query, Hotaru had reached her, grabbed her by the shoulders with a strength borne out of desperation, and maneuvered her to where he had just been a moment ago. 

Reveling in his pose, Nakasone suddenly noticed that his prey is getting away.  With a final growl of  "HOTAARUUU!", he bounded off from the squishy thing that he was standing on and with a blur of motion, smashed through the crowd in front of him, sending all of them flying. 

With a final leap, the hulking Crab clansman pounced upon the hapless Butterfly with a joyous cry. "Oh my beauteous pony-tailed goddess Hotaru!  I would date with thee!", his hands moving around his prey, enclosing in an iron-like trap upon a pair of breasts.

??!?BREASTS??!?

One moment Reiko was walking home, thoughts of a hot bath bouncing in her mind.  Then Hotaru came along, grabbed her and her whole world went dark as a thunderous voice emanated from somewhere within the shadow.  "...I would
date with thee!"

Strong, muscular arms enveloped her and its hands, intentionally or not, rested on her bountiful chest.  At first the hands jerked slightly away as if surprised by what it had encountered, then it fully cupped her breasts. To add to the indignity the perverted hands started squeezing and fondling, as if it had never encountered a breast before and was trying to get a feel of it.

"Truly you are a goddess, Hotaru-chan."  The thunderous voice joyously stated as it gave yet another squeeze.

Red faced in anger, Reiko pried the arms apart and screamed, "I don't know who you are buster..."  An equally impressive crimson aura enveloped the mad girl, the coruscating energy making her hair wave.  "...but how dare you play with my breast like a pork bun!"  Clenching her fist, she tilted her head to look up at her assailant.

"GET OFFA ME, YOU PERVERT!!!!!!!!!!!!"

There was a sound like gaijin pepper going off, and suddenly all of Nakasone's immense bulk was airborne; the cause, a very irate Genji Reiko.   Lowering her fist, she turned to glare at her rapidly retreating cousin.

"HOTARUUUUU, YOU JERK!"

*POW*

Hotaru found himself joining Nakasone in the air, save that he was going in another direction.   He looked down and saw yet another familiar figure hundreds of feet below, riding a fine white horse and dressed in foreign-looking garb  and a fur cap.    *Oh look, it's Subotai!*   

He tried to wave and call down to his friend.  "Hey, Subotaiiiiiii!  It's meeeee, up heeeere!"
   

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