Thank you to Entertainment Weekly for the mention in the mag this week. Now onto the juice. I could not help but get more and more pissed as the show went on. Besides the fact that our beloved Amber was not on (which may be good) the rest of the cast was annoying as anything. You should know when I picked the Mad Dog as my survivor of the week it was a bad week. So what happened? In a nutshell the entire Ogakor tribe conspired against Kel to get ride of him. This was very strange to me. All ready you are seeing sides being taken. The three wenches (Mad Dog, Jerri, and Tina) pretty much played Kel like a flute. My guess, Jerri made up that story about him and his beef jerky. If that was me, and she did that crap, I would have taken her to the water and introduced her my good buddy the crock.. The only thing they would of found of her was that dumb ass ranger hat.
Word of advice to Jerri (bitch) : This is not L.A., if you sleep with Dog's you are going to get flees or even much worse, it will all come back, oh yeah it will all come back hard...
On Amber:
Once again Amber is not a significant part of the show. At first that is disappointing, I quickly overcome that feeling , and am overtaken by joy. I am very confident that she will be in this for the long haul now. That is our girl, and she is going to kick some ass. Update on her strategy, it is clear she is going for the low key, help everyone out, don't appear to be a threat method. Will it work, I will make this prediction she will be there after the tribes merge. You can take that to the bank
Amber Quotes:
" It is so Good" Amber when she ate Jerri the Wench's food. I know it is not great, but it was her 1st big quote of the show. Too bad I have a feeling Jerri will get some good quotes in next weak when she is riding Colby like a mustang.. Oh sorry, did not want to give it all away.
Amber also made some significant moves in the show:
1. Kissed Jerri's ass (your food is so good)
2. I clocked her she was the fastest swimmer out there, that is all because of my help during swim lessons her sophomore year. That is the W.C. freestyle she was doing, Go WC Swimming !!!
3. A very nice bikini shot of Amber (hopefully our guy will get us a good pic of that)
4. She was all over that Grasshopper (or whatever that was), She grabbed that bug and bite into it like it was back at the WC dinning room munching on some of Marroitt's famous slop.
5. She was confident when she was going to vote " Ready to Go"
On Kel
Talk about a person getting the shaft, well Jerri grabbed that Ogakor flag and rammed it right, well you know where. This was the only guy that was hunting or making an attempt to survivor. Lets see, we are dropped off in the middle of east bum f$$k and what do we do? Lets go sit in the water in our bikinis (Please someone send Mad Dog a full length suit, that is nasty) and get some sun. Kel is fishing , the rest of the tribe is laying around on the beach talking about him. Big mistake! This really leveled out the playing field. In my mind you get ride of the weakest link, you have heard that from me before. Who was that you asked, Tina blew the challenge, not once but twice. When you are in war, you eliminate the weak quickly, and just as the Kucha tribe did last week, they voted off the strong, and keep Tina. I don't think those morons realize that if they keep winning the challenges then they don't have to vote off anyone.
Click here to read Kel's Final Word
On Kimmi: (Spice TV)
The Kimmi update: A song came to mind during this show, don't remember who sang it but the line went like this " Don't like Meat, but sure like the BONE " Here is the world class slut of the show, talking about 3-somes, masturbating, etc, and she won't eat any kind of meat , even to help her team win. I think she has been without sex for 6 days now and it is effected her brain, Roger is looking better and better.
Top 4 Survivor
Here are my top 4 favorites after the 1st show: were Keith , Amber , Colby and Alicia. Here is what they are after the 2nd show: Nick, Amber, Alicia, and Jerri. No order. Reasons, I kicked Keith out because I think Jerri and the crew will get ride of him soon. Nick is really a quite Giant, waiting to attack. It really kills me to put Jerri on here, but I think she is going to use her looks and body to win over the others then vote them off. Just like everyone hated rich, everyone will hate Jerri. However she has one thing that Richard never had (alright he had them but he should not of) Boobs.. And she will use them.. |
