THE PHAT MANS REVIEW |
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WC's Amber Fan Club |
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1st off let me thank Scott Tady from the Beaver County Times, he is suppose to give us a plug in the Friday Beaver County Times. Now to the show, somebody finally let THOSE DAMN DOGS OUT, Mad Dog is gone. Amber started to get some shots, it is about time. However, she is still not a very prominent figure which is GREAT!! Now the theme to my write up is "I TOLD THEM SO" I said from the 1st show get rid of the weak, keep the strong early, then in the middle get rid of the strong so you can win. But who the hell is phat man? So they don't listen to me. Let's see in week 1 Deb ( I know she was a control freak but she was strong) and week 2 Kel ( I know he was in the bush's with his jerky, but he was strong). Finally it came back to bite them back in the ass, and I hope it took a big bite out of Jerri's large butt. This is how they should have voted, week 1: Jeff/Rodger week 2: Mad Dog and week 3 would have been a toss up, either tribe could have won, my guess is Kucha. Is it just me or are none of these people real survivors? You have 2 or 3 that I would pick to take with me to a real survivor situation: Mike, Kieth, and Colby. That is it. Anybody who tries to get food is chastized as "a want to be leader", so what do they all do? Sit on their fat ass's. That really pisses me off, they need to get out there and do something. I know CBS edits this show to build story lines, but I still see a lot of lazy people, lets sit around and see what we get if we win the challenge. Stop complaining about being tired, hungry and warn down and get up and do something. Mike I will take you any day. Now off my soapbox! On Amber: (The Big 3) Our little princesses had another good show, no news is good news. But we do have some very big hidden news developing. Our first merger, partnership ( we need a cool name for it) of tribe members. I believe that Amber has made a pack with Colby, Mitch and Jerri (I hate to say that). I expect that over the next few weeks you will see Keith, Tina and then Mitch go. The big 3 will remain, but I am worried about Jerri grabbing the cowboy's stallion and turning him against Amber in the long run. I think there is a good chance of this happening, Amber's only choice may be to sell out and get with Colby. What does she have to lose, people will do funny things for a million big ones. Amber Quotes: " Oh my god, it is so good" Amber talking about Keith's fish. It was good to hear her voice, but that sure sounded like a quote form some other type of show. As the weeks go on, Amber will get more pub, hopefully. Then throw in her breathing techniques in the water challenge (which was great) and we are ready for Pat H. to come into the pictures. (he is a prominent LA film star) Amber also made some significant moves in the show: 1. Show some signs of worrying about food, at least someone on her tribe cares 2. She was the 1st one to go on the water challenge, she has some guns to go along with her great body 3. Glimpse of The Big 3 partnership to come, gave Jerri and Colby a huge hug after the win 4. SHE CAUGHT THE 1ST FISH (this was huge) 5. She will be sporting the Mad Dog hat from now on!!! Nice... What is to come for Amber, I will make this preiction, Amber, Jerri and Colby will be the last 3 from the Ogakor tribe, put that in the bank. Just wish CBS would start showing more of Amber in her bikini, can't wait to get our pics from the show. I really liked the Alpha Gam type huge she gave to Mad Dog when she was leaving, right after she voted her off. On Mad Dog After Jerkygate last week, this week's boot seemed to be more emotional. However, this was the move that needed to be made, end of case, and should have been made last week. Mitch said it the best " We would have won if we had voted Mad Dog off in week 1." They have no one to blame but themselves and it cost them another person. I think following Jerri's advice has cost them a very strong person in Kel. Mad Dog was a very nice and great person, that being said have a nice vacation, you are survival history. I am really happy that I will not have to see her in a bathing suit anymore. When you have a choice between Amber, Jerri, Tina, Alicia, Eliz, and Kimmi, Mad dog is way at the end of that list for looks. In addition we will not have to watch her take out her teeth. I know I was wrong on the pick for this week, but I had Mad Dog as the weakest tribe member, and I was right. Click here to read Mad Dog's Final Word On Kimmi: (Spice TV) The Kimmi update: Sorry but we have to talk about her every show, she is a sex freak. You could tell she had no shot of getting kicked off since she was never shown. During the reward challenge they did have some nice shots of her which revealed that it was cold out that day. You know what I mean, I am not going to say it. She should have put a top on to cover that up. Still waiting for her to pull a Jerri and screw her way to the finals. Top 4 Survivor Here are my top 4 favorites after the 1st show: were Keith , Amber , Colby and Alicia. 2nd show: Nick, Amber , Alicia, and Jerri Here is what they are after the 3rd show: Amber, Alicia, Colby and Jerri. Colby climbed back into my top 4 because of the very strong alliance I see developing. I think that the terrible 3-some (Amber, Jerri and Colby) will be more powerful then anyone will believe. Think about it, they now have half the votes for their tribe and can pretty much control the vote off order. Then you merge the tribes, and I think that those 3 will be stronger then any 3 or 4 that the Kucha tribe can offer. However, I just can not see Amber beating Colby. Alicia and Jerri are strong and smart. We finally saw some partners forming on the Kucha tribe between Jeff and Alicia. I can't believe it, Jeff is gay and should have been off in week 1. The reason Nick was dropped from the top 4 was because of Jeff/Alicia's plot to get rid of him. I did not know he was that lazy. So that is my take on week 3, look forward to upcoming releases. This week we will have pictures from the show tomorrow, an Amber story by Jeff, Jerky's review, and some more exclusive pictures. Click here if you want to get in touch with me. |
Episode #: 3 |
Survivor of the Show |
Voted Off : |
Winning Tribe - Imm. |
Should have been Voted Off : |
Keith |
Kucha TRIBE |
Mad Dog (About Time) |
1st time I agree: Mad Dog |
Vote to win after this show : |
Colby (and get some action) |
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Keith was able to make the best meal for either tribe, I am a phat man, he won my heart. |
"The Old must Go" Who let the Dogs Out? |
Winning Tribe- Reward |
Ogakor TRIBE |
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Good Bye Mad Dog... Just too Old |
Survivor of the Show |
Top 3 I hate : |
Jeff, Jerri, and Tina |